The ethnic minorities got another reason to assimilate into the Romanian Nation:
the personal example of their Empress.
Empress Cristina
14 April 1629, Alba Iulia
Christine: "You scared me very much yesterday, Mihai. Do not ever again do anything like that to me! Please... I do not want to lose you."
Mihai: "I am fine. Don't be worried. It was nothing... Really."
C: "How can you say it was nothing? The Doctors say you had an attack of apoplexy. People do die because of that."
M: "Those Doctors... What do they know? Apoplexy means certain death and I am still here, am I not?"
C: "I trust our Doctors very much, Mihai. How could I not trust them after what they managed to do for me?"
M: "You may be right! However, I believe that your surviving that surgery was a miracle. An Act of God."
C: "An Act of God? Sure, Mihai, it was certainly an Act of God which saved me. Only that God did not perform His miracle last month but rather three years ago."
M: "What do you mean by that?"
C: "God does always have a plan. And He plans everything well in advance. This way He does not need to use supernatural means in order to achieve His Goals. Please, let me finish. Omniscient God knew that I was supposed to die in childbirth. So, what does He do? Does He send a Chariot from Heavens to save me? No, He acts more subtly. God knew there was a Country in this World, the only Country in the whole World, where I could be saved from my untimely death. Saved by science, by skilled Doctors, in the best Country there is, the most advanced Country of all, lead by the best Emperor that ever ruled on this Earth. And the best husband of all."
M: "But..."
C: "No, Mihai, don't be modest. You don't have to. It is obvious that should I've been in France or in any other country for that matter, I would have certainly been dead by now. Three years ago, Louis asked me to travel with him to Prague in order to meet you. My first reaction was not to. Why marry an old man from a far away country? A savage from a backwards Oriental country! How stupid of me! And that was the moment when God decided to help me. I changed my mind and I accompanied Louis to Prague to meet you. That's why I am alive now. I am only alive because I married you and I came with you to live in this marvellous Country!"
M: "I am really feeling overwhelmed."
C: "Don't be overwhelmed, because there is even more. I saw in your eyes how proud you felt when I told you that Romania was the best and most advanced Country in the World. I think that you were proud because of your people, but actually Romania is You, Mihai! You made it from scratch, Mihai! You gave your people a Country and then you gave them 18 years of peace in a row! No other country has ever experienced such a long period of peace, at least from the fall of the Roman Empire! And then everything has become simple. This is how a country advances, if it is prosperous, safe and free from the disasters brought by wars and invasions!"
M: "Thank you very much, Cristina. Nobody has ever talked to me like this."
C: "Thank you, Mihai. I thank you for my life. Remember that I am alive now because of you and this Country!"
16 April 1629, Alba Iulia
Paul Hereș, the Mayor of Alba Iulia was reading the newspaper in his office, starting what he thought to be yet another uneventful day.
Suddenly, his Secretary entered the office and almost shouted:
Secretary: "The Empress! Her Majesty the Empress is here!"
Mayor: "Excuse me?"
Christine: "Good day, Gentlemen! Thank you for receiving me so quickly."
Both Men: "Your Majesty..."
C: "I am here for a simple matter. I would like to apply for Romanian Citizenship."
M: "But... Your Majesty is French... The Law..."
C: "Oh, no! Am I really more familiar with the Law of Citizenship than you?! Let's see: I am a free person, I own property, I know how to cypher, I can read and write in several languages, including Romanian, I speak Romanian fluently and flawlessly, as I do at home with my husband, daughter and step-granddaughter and I feel Romanian. So, I think that I am no longer French, but Romanian. Like so many other Romanian subjects of other ethnicities I have been thoroughly Romanized. I am a good Romanian and I solemnly swear to be a good and faithful Romanian Citizen. Have I forgotten anything?"
M: "No, Your Majesty. You are absolutely right. My Secretary will prepare the documents and we shall send them to the Imperial Palace."
C: "Oh, that will not be necessary. I am in no hurry and I will wait right here in this fine office of yours. Unless it is inconvenient to you..."
M: "Oh, no, Your Majesty. Certainly not. It is an honour for me to have Your Majesty as my guest in my humble office. If Your Majesty does not mind a piece of advice... There is another little thing Your Majesty should do in the near future."
C: "And what would that be?"
M: "All Romanians are required by Law to adhere to the Romanian Orthodox Faith..."
C (smiling): "I have already secured an appointment with His Holiness the Patriarch of Romania for tomorrow morning."
M: "Your Majesty is more skilled in the field of Law than some jurists. May I ask Your Majesty the reason for this decision... To become a Romanian?"
C: "Sure. It is very simple. It is Pride. I want to be a proud member of the most extraordinary Nation on the face of the Earth!"
M: "And we are extremely proud ourselves to be blessed with Your Majesty as our Empress."
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M: "The papers are ready. Will Your Majesty please sign here."
C: "Oh, one little thing though. Since I am Romanian now, I shall have a Romanian name. Change
Christine into
Cristina, please. My family calls me Cristina anyway and I am used to it."
M: "Certainly, Your Majesty.
Cristina, Împĕrăteasa României."
17 April 1629, Alba Iulia
The Patriarch of Romania: "Your Majesty."
Cristina: "Your Holiness."
P: "Do you want to confess your sins?"
C: "Oh, sure, but the reason I wanted to see you today is because I have decided to convert to Orthodoxy."
P: "Your decision fills my heart with joy. I welcome you Cristina, Empress of Romania into the Romanian Orthodox Church. God be praised."
C: "That is all? No baptism or something?"
P: "That would not be necessary. You are already a Christian, even if baptised in the Catholic Creed. Nobody should ever be baptised a second time. It is like Crucifying Christ for a second time. Joining the Romanian Orthodox Church is for any Christian nothing more than a personal decision. The Church does simply take note of this decision and welcomes the believer into the fold of Orthodoxy. I will however take the opportunity to anoint you with Holy Oil and Myrrh. But first, a full confession would be necessary. Please kneel, not in front of me, but in front of God."
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P: "God has forgiven your sins, but try to sin no more. You may now receive the Holy Communion."
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C: "I am so glad that God has opened my eyes and made me revert to the true unadulterated Christian Faith!"
P: "Be glad, Your Majesty, since it really seems that God Himself has instilled those thoughts in your mind."
I am now a Romanian Citizen and a Romanian Orhodox! Mihai will be so happy!
Even if Cristina had only thought to please her husband, an unintended but easy to foresee consequence of her actions was an enormous increase in her popularity amongst the Romanian populace.
19 April 1629, Alba Iulia
Mihai: "I am very proud of you, my darling. Now you are a true Romanian Empress!"
Iulia: "I am too! Well done, Cristina. I love you! All the Romanians love you!"
Cristina: "Excuse me, but how would the people know?"
M: "From the papers, of course! Don't you read the newspapers?"
C: "The newspapers... Do the newspapers write about us?"
M: "Sure. The newspapers write about whatever the public might be interested in reading. Of course, they only write about us with utmost consideration."
C: "Sure, but still... I think that I do not like to be the subject of peasant gossip..."
M: "Come on, Cristina. The peasants talk about their Emperor and Empress regardless of what they may read in the newspapers. And we prefer them to know the truth instead of having to make up things in order to entertain their curiosity, don't we?"
C: "Do we, at least, have some censorship?"
M: "Well, it is mostly not necessary, because the journalists know better what would be appropriate to write and what not."
C: "I see. I think I would like to see some newspapers now, if you do not mind."
M: "Of course, Cristina. Just ask a servant to provide you with a bunch of newspapers."
I: "Cheer up, Cristina! I don't like to see you upset. Let's go and play something, please."
26 April 1629, Carpathian Castle near Alba Iulia
Cristina: "Do you still like me, even with this scar on my belly?"
Mihai: "Don't be silly. The cut that made that scar saved your life!"
C: "It does not hurt at all anymore. I think it is safe for us to try and have another baby."
M: "Ahem. Cristina, I think that it is a little too early for that. The Doctors said we should wait at least a few more months."
C: "Yes. I myself don't think I can get pregnant right now. But a little practice won't hurt, will it?"
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C: "Mihai, do you think I will ever be able to get pregnant again?"
M: "The Doctors said that it might be more difficult..."
C: "We shall try anyway and pray to God!"
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I can't tell her. I simply can't. She would be devastated.
30 April 1629, Constantinople, Ottoman Empire
Sultan Mehmed IV: "How is the situation in Rhodes, brother?"
Pasha Ahmet: "Rhodes fell yesterday. Our whole garrison there was massacred. And we could do nothing to save our men. It is a disgrace!"
M4: "Our Navy is a disgrace. The Greeks have more ships than we do, not to mention that the Romanians might easily interdict all our naval traffic in the Aegean if we sink a few Greek ships."
PA: "I do not think that the Romanians are very fond of the Greeks. They might not agree to the rapid expansion of the Greek State."
M4: "Do we still control any Islands in the Aegean?"
PA: "Only some of the smaller ones."
M4: "I see. And the situation in Smyrna?"
PA: "On the mainland we still have everything under control. And in Cyprus as well."
M4: "Three decades ago we were the Masters of the Balkans and look at our Empire now! A string of incapable Sultans and that Romanian Devil who took advantage of our desolute internal situation... But we still have hope. Allah is great! Is it true what their newspapers write, that Mihai is ill? Or is it a ruse?"
PA: "Our contacts say that he might be really ill. It is amazing however that the newspapers are allowed to talk about their King's illness!"
M4: "It is their
dimokratia! The supposed
rights of the common people! Let us hope it will serve them the same as it served Athens 2000 years ago!"
PA: "Yes, Allah be praised!"
M4: "Let us focus on military matters. Would the Romanians attack us if we decide to end the Greek Problem once and for all?"
PA: "What do you mean?"
M4: "Let's face it: we have already lost the Aegean! Nobody will give us our Islands back. We must make sure that we keep what we have. We must get rid of the Greek Millet now."
PA: "But will Greece accept them? There are at least one million Greeks in our Empire!"
M4: "I have no intention of deporting them. All the Greeks, and all the Christians for that matter, must be completely exterminated!"
PA: "But the Holy Koran says that..."
M4: "The Holy Koran does not say to let our whole Country be stolen from us by the Infidels! We must act now or there will be nothing to be saved later!"
PA: "The Romanians will surely invade us!"
M4: "And for how long shall we be afraid of them? Our army is much stronger now and we have all those newly built fortifications in Thrace. Are you telling me that we would not be able to resist an invasion?"
PA: "I do not know. We might."
M4: "Then so be it. We shall start today with the Greek Patriarch himself!"
29 May 1629, Alba Iulia
Those Greeks! I told them a hundred times that they shouldn't expect us to pull their chestnuts out of the fire! But they wouldn't listen! They had to anger the Turks as well after those short successful wars with the Venetians. But can't they look on a map and see how large the Ottoman Empire is compared to Greece or to Venice? And now they are killed by the thousands every day. As if they hadn't seen it coming!...
Cristina: "Calm down, Mihai. The Doctors said that you should not..."
Mihai: "I am preoccupied, my dear. Matters of the State."
C: "I cannot stand seeing you so stressed and tense. I am afraid that you might have another apoplexy!"
M: "What shall I do then? Take a holiday and let someone else decide the fate of our soldiers? If not me, who could I trust do that? Those cowards in the Senate? The brazen generals? Who?"
C: "Tell me what the trouble is. I might be able to help you."
M: "Women shall not interfere in politics or in the military matters."
C: "What about when Iulia will be Empress Regnant?"
M: "I am not dead yet."
C: "Of course not, Mihai. Don't get mad at me, please. I would only like to know what role should I have in the State as your Empress."
M: "Well... To be my companion, to represent the Country, I don't know, do what other Queens and Empresses usually do."
C: "Bear children, Mihai?"
M: "Of course, that too..."
C: "Just that I cannot bear children anymore..."
M: "What are you saying?"
C: "Yes, Mihai, I know. I talked the Doctors into admitting it to me. I am completely sterile Mihai and you have known it."
M: "I did not want to..."
C: "Yes Mihai, I know. You wanted to spare me the grief. But some changes in my body made me think that something might be wrong."
M: ...
C: "So I am useless now, am I not? I cannot bear your children and I should not be interested in the matters of the State... Are you going to divorce me, Mihai?"
M: "Don't be so silly, dear! Short of betraying me or the Country there is nothing you could do to make me divorce you."
C (crying): "Oh, Mihai..."
M: "Don't cry. Come here, let me wipe those tears..."
C: "Will you explain the situation to me?..."
Women! I am 71 and they are still bewildering me! Perseverare diabolicum or perseverare feminam?