By special authorization from our friend Lobster, a little fan-fiction contribution
The garden debate
In the 5th year of his reing, Shah Khauwashta son of Sheskh convenend a gathering of Holy men at his winter palace near Ram-Ardashir. The place was not chosen at random. Located in the heart of Akhshunwar Malkha's erstwhile domain, it was still heavily associated with the peculiar Mahadevan faith of the former king. Khauwashta son of Sheskh did not want to go down the path of Akhshunwar and he felt that the latter's tight association to a single creed had been his undoing. Yet Khauwashta was troubled. Like many of his subjects, he felt that not all faiths could be true at once. And also some of his advisors wispered to him that a multiplicity of sects was a factor of division in a realm and that it was such divisions which doomed the previously united Eftal Empire. What to think ? What to believe ? Khauwashta son of Sheskh wanted to know more about religion in general and so he was all ears as the holy men seated before him in the audience hall started talking.
Bhedhisho: Great King ! Shah of a vast domain, secure and prosperous, let me recall the words of another arhat of the past, Nagasena, which he proffered before another king of blessed memory, Milinda, king of the Yavanna[1].
Just, O king, as an acrobat, when he wants to exhibit his skill, first digs over the ground, and proceeds to get rid of all the stones and fragments of broken pottery, and thus to make it smooth, and only then, on soft earth, shows his tricks; just even so does the recluse develope in himself the five moral powers, and so on, by means of virtue, on the basis of virtue. For it has been said, Sire, by the Blessed One:
"Virtue's the base on which the man who's wise
Can train his heart, and make his wisdom grow.
Thus shall the strenuous Bhikkhu, undeceived,
Unravel all the tangled skein of life.
"This is the base--like the great earth to men--
And this the root of all increase in goodness,
The starting-point of all the Buddhas' teaching,
Virtue, to wit, on which true bliss depends.
And therefore myself, if it pleases the King, will talk of the means of acquiring Virtue and of the goal beyond virtue which is true bliss.
Elisha of Bavel: Bhedhisho my brother and my friend, our Lord Jesus, the heavenly King annointed by God, told us that his second greatest commandment, after that of loving God with all our heart, was to love each other as ourself. And so it is with brotherly love that I will reproach you and your fellow disciples of Boddo[2].
You spoke just now of virtue as a worthwhile aim. But what is virtue and is it truly accessible to men? Seen from afar, some men do appear virtuous but when we draw closer it often transpires that their righteousness was mere appearance. Our scripture tell us of many prophets and kings, all chosen and beloved by God. Yet all of them are also shown to have been fallible. Moses, for example, is the foundation of God's revealed Word. Yet he fell short of God's commands and was thus prevented from entering the Promised Land. David and Solomon were prosperous kings favored by God and yet they both comitted unspeakable crimes. David sent his best commander to his death so that he could lay with his wife. Solomon, lured by wives he had taken from the nations, fell back into the sacrilegeous worship of demons towards the end of his life.
If the promise of virtue had truly been offered to us by God in this life, it would indeed be worthwhile to pursue it as a goal. Yet if this promise has not been made to us, and we believe it has not, then claiming that we can attain the goal of righteousness through techniques and discipline is a seduction of the Devil. And we should not forget that the Devil is a seducer. Outwardly, he presents himself as the light-bringer[3] offering us only virtue and righteousness. Yet, when we press him, we learn that what he truly offers us is dominion in this world and power and means of enslaving others. To our savior he said "Bow down to me and I will give you dominion over all the kingdoms of the world". But this is of course a trick. Only God is truly King of the world and thus those foolish enough to take the Devil's bait only end up rebels against the true King. They then receive their just reward: eternal damnation. Because there is nothing better than submission to a rightful King and nothing worse than rebellion.
Bhedhisho: Esteemed Bishop Elisha, I have great respect for your learning and rethorical abilities. Yet I wonder whence comes this fear you express regarding the exertions required of man to become truly great. Our teacher Shakyamuni actually reached perfect Virtue in this world. We have reliable testimony of that fact. And beyond perfect Virtue we know that lies Nirvana, the shattrering of bonds to this world of delusion. And beyond Nirvana is Buddha-hood[4], the perfected state of the man who, out of compassion for all beings, returns from perfect bliss in order to help all those who still toil blindly in the darkness of error.
But in order to reach this most lofty of goals, we must first overcome the obstacles obstructing the road to perfect knowledge. One of these obstacles is fear. Fear is born of delusion. And delusion is mistaken belief about impermanent things. You mention one of your kings of old who was driven to commit a crime out of lust. If this king had been enlightened enough to consider the true object of his craving, appart from the delusional outward crust that covers it, he would have been freed from it instantly and would have avoided a great burden of unwanted Karma. For what was the object of his desire ? It was a body. Sure enough this body must have been soft and smooth and young on the outside. But what about on the inside ? Well, like other bodies, it no doubt contained blood and bile and urine and faeces. And also how impermanent was it! In the blink of an eye, the young body is old and wrinkled flesh. And yet another blink of an eye and the body is nothing but rotting fless and creeping insects and all manner of unclean things.
This kind of meditation on the impermanence of things is but one of the simplest of techniques that our master taught his disciples more than a thousand years ago and which we have been passing on between members of the Sangha ever since. Beyond these doctines for beginners are teachings for truly advanced men about the ways and means to completely free the senses from illusion, remove impure desires from the heart and attain perfect knowledge about the truly unchanging essence of reality. Of course these teachings are not easy to master and many will fail to do so in their present life. But there is always the hope of rebirth. Through the practice of elementary virtues, any life-form can reach a higher level in the hierarchy of being until it reaches a rung high enough to be able to master the purer teachings and thus escape the wheel of rebirth altogether. Not even a century ago, a mighty King of the great Empire on the Eastern End of the Earth has reached this stage and made himself a Bodhisattva through a solemn vow[5]. Would it not be foolish, bordering on criminal I say, to refuse such blessings if they are avalable to man, as I know they are ?
Elisha of Bavel: My dear brother Bhedhisho, tears well up in my eyes when I hear you speak with such learned brilliance about promises that my Faith has revealed to be tricks of the Accuser[6].
You speak of knowledge. But your own teachings show that no such thing exists. In the codex you mentioned, which relates the dialogue belween king Menander and the appostle of Boddo called Nagasena, the latter asks the king how he came to the meeting and this is his answer:
-- I did not come, Sir, on foot. I came in a chariot.
-- Then if you came, Sire, in a chariot, explain to me what that is. Is it the pole that is the chariot?
-- I did not say that.
-- Is it the axle that is the chariot?
-- Certainly not.
-- Is it the wheels, or the framework, or the ropes, or the yoke, or the spokes of the wheels, or the goad, that are the chariot?
And to all these he still answered no.
-- Then is it all these parts of it that are the chariot?
-- No, Sir.
-- But is there anything outside them that is the chariot?
And still he answered no.
-- Then thus, ask as I may, I can discover no chariot. Chariot is a mere empty sound. What then is the chariot you say you came in? It is a falsehood that your Majesty has spoken, an untruth! There is no such thing as a chariot! You are king over all India, a mighty monarch. Of whom then are you afraid that you speak untruth? And he called upon the Yonakas and the brethren to witness, saying: 'Milinda the king here has said that he came by carriage. But when asked in that case to explain what the carriage was, he is unable to establish what he averred. Is it, forsooth, possible to approve him in that?'
Then, and in a manner I believe to be not a little disingenuous, your appostle Nagasena says that after all a chariot is the sum of its constituent parts: the pole, the wheels, the framework and so on. But one could have continued the dialogue in the same ways as before: what is a pole ? Is it made of wood ? only of wood ? and is it the sum of all wood fibers that enter into it ? and what happens if one wood fiber drops to the ground ? is it still a pole then ? when does it stops being a pole ? And so on and so forth. And we can deal similarly with the wheels, the framework, the ropes, everything! This will go on forever and we will never be able to define what a chariot is.
Human knowledge is an illusion and many have fallen for it, most conspicuously the disciples of Mani and the so-called Gnostics (God save their miserable souls). Only Faith is a reliable rope of rescue for our salvation in this world. I will not say more about it at this point as I do not want to wear out the ears of our listeners. Let me just say that it is Faith, not knowledge, that binds the subjects to a King. This species of Faith is called loyalty and on it kingdoms are built. Likewise, our Christian Faith is the mortar that binds us to the cornerstone of God's great Temple, our heavenly King, Jesus Christ.
Shah Khauwashta son of Sheskh: I thank you both my faithful subjects Elisha and Bhedhisho for your efforts in exposing your teachings. I am pleased to have learned one or two things today as a result. I like the depiction of Virtue that Bhedhisho offered at the begining of the debate. Virtue is a worthwhile pursuit for any man. But I also like the idea of Faith that Elisha exposed so vivdly. Faith is indeed the most necessary ingredient in a prosperous realm. This being said, we will adjourn for the moment. You are all invited to avail yourself of the bounties that God (whatever his name) has bestowed upon me and through me upon you. Walk in the gardens, enjoy the song of birds and the freshness of water. Nourish your mortal flesh with the meats my servants have readied for you. Peace be upon you all.
[1] Name for the Greeks in Indic languages. Derives from the word "Ionian"
[2] This is how the Bhudda's name was spelled in Greek : βοδδο
[3] meaning of "Lucifer"
[4] a specific Mahayana doctrine.
[5] Emperor Wu of Liang
[6] another name of the Devil.