Wheeze resigned from government and went into the trenches wheeze
Gasp promoted the development of tanks gasp
Choke re-entered politics postwar to sterling service choke
Hack left shadow government over policy hack
Ugh spent 10 years as Britain's Cassandra warning of Hitler ugh
Spit Upon getting the Admiralty, lit fires under everyone's tails spit
Dribble after the sinking the Graf Spee, turned it into a smash propaganda success dribble
Barf Norway cluster-fucked by Norwegians and an interfering PM barf
And MOST of all...
Sniff By 1940 Gallipoli had happened a quarter century before sniff
The bigger problem is this - it is hard to come up with REALISTIC scenarios where the Axis does better beyond individual tactical scenarios like a Japanese victory at Coral Sea or the Bismarck [1] making it back to France for example. Scenarios like that are fun but they don't alter the bigger picture mainly because outside of the Battle of Britain, until Germany started having serious problems in Russia, the war was pretty much a Germanywank. Same thing in the Pacific, up until Coral Sea, the war was pretty much a Japanwank. After that you start reaching the point where the massive industrial power and manpower of the Allies takes over.
1] I myself once game-tested a scenario for the escape of the Bismarck that involved no changes save that instead of trying to escape British observation the German commander continually ordered direct attacks. The end result being that while both the Bismarck and the Prinz Eugen were lost the entire Home Fleet was wiped out!
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2] Four destroyers, three light cruisers, Norfolk & Suffolk, the Victorious, Hood, Prince of Wales, and Rodney all sunk; with King George V in drydock under repair for 18 months. Force H, Dorestshire, and the R-class battleship (Ramilles?) did not arrive in time. The British never altered their own strategy of never allowing the German fleet to get out of sight, and since they did not expect the Germans to charge, were destroyed piece-meal.
You never know...
And the very wanking itself OTL led to both the Germans and Japanese making war plans that could best be described as monuments of stupid overconfidence.