May 4, 2008
My very rough edit of Crazy Titan's logo and what their building basically looks like
Nia Volesky: Hey, could I talk to you for a second?
[REDACTED]: Okay sure, go ahead.
NV: I tried putting this off for a while because I didn't want you misunderstanding my point or intentions, but I worry this will become a major problem in the near future if I don't bring it up now. I don't like some of the content you have been including with some of your scripts.
R: What don't you like about them?
NV: Well, I don't know how to approach this but here's an example of what I mean...
________________________________________________________Exert from a script for an episode of Wacko World[1]________________________________________________________
EXT DAY: The trainer, Wacko and the gang are discussing plans on how to get the animals back to the circus grounds.
TRAINER
Ok team, here's the deal. There's a dozen wild animals running amok across the city and we have to get them back as quickly and as safely as possible.
WACKO
And as cheaply as possible too! I already spend a fortune just to cover the damages they've already done in just about 6 minutes. Do any of you have good ideas?
Shortly after Wacko is done talking, a loud wet fart noise is heard. Most of the gang are confused and are looking around to find the source of the sound, except Dolly who looks petrified.
TRAINER
Let's see, uhh you there!
The trainer points at Dolly.
DOLLY (Inner Monologue)
Oh f*ck, oh f*ck, oh f*ck*ng sh*t!
TRAINER
What do you propose?
DOLLY
Uh.. we could.. drive cars to.. make them go back to here?
Wacko looks at rest of the group, still trying to figure out where the sound from earlier came from.
WACKO
Well, At least it's an idea.
Wacko puts his hand behind Dolly.
Alright, go get some cars and send those rowdy ones back to their pits!
After the gang leave the circus, Wacko looks down on his hand and an extreme close up of a dirty hand with white gloves is shown on screen.
I really got to get better janitors around here.
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R: What's wrong with it?
NV: I don't like this condition that you gave to one of my characters. It's gross, unfunny and it doesn't need to be here.
R: There are real with this "gross" and "unfunny" disease out there, but they still deserve to be here.
NV: I understand but people watch shows like this who don't want to think about it while they are watching it. Like you can have a political message with an album, but nobody wants to listen to an album bluntly and repeatedly tell you that the world bad and that they should feel bad.
R: Well excuse me for trying to give your characters something unique about them.
NV: She's already LGBT and autistic, she doesn't need this condition and certainly doesn't need to be constantly mocked and spurned for it all the time.
R: Like you're doing anything with her. I haven't see you write episodes were she is an important character.
NV: I could say the same thing to you. What have you done with Smiley in your scripts?
R: He dated that scammer carny and now dates the ride operator.
NV: That's not giving him anything that's you attaching two other character to him. And while we're talking about it, why did you write a running gag about the ride operator getting p*ssed on by a singer?
R: That's not a gag, it's a serious plot point.
NV: That doesn't answer the question.
R: Did I mention Smiley was into wrestling?
NV: No, you didn't. Probably because you were too busy putting toilet humor with out my consent.
R: YOUR CONSENT DOESN'T MEAN SH*T! I know what I'm doing and it will be for the benefit of your show. Just go along with it and I'll guarantee that it will not lead to any issues.
NV: Ok fine, let's see how this goes.
NEWS REPORTS FOR SUMMER 2008
Wrestling Actors Guild (WAG) goes on strike after autopsy report revealed WWE superstar was suffering from severe CTE [2]
- Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Could this be the year we get a Third Party President? [3]
- Time
New Line Cinema confirms
Mario movie to be released next year
- The Hollywood Reporter
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1. A show that we'll talk about more later in the timeline, with some obvious changes of course
2. The Benoit Tragedy never happens, he instead dies of a heart attack. Nancy and Daniel are still alive
3. Anyone here know of someone who would be a good VP candidate for the Reform Party? Because my current ticket is looking like
Guy Who Hated War Hero/War Hero