Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

RodentRevolution

Banned
A group of AH.com wheraboos and Stargate fans acquire a pair of stagates and via a number of plotholes manage to ensure one falls into the hands of the Nazis while readying themselves to take advantage of one of those temporal displacement story lines.

Unfortunately for their plans Hitler is closely inspecting the gate when they activate it and is largely obliterated by the wormhole surge save for his booted feet. As the proud Wheraboos tramp down the ramp to announce in badly broken German they are here to help the Nazi elite gaze in horror at the Fuhrer's remnants.
 
Commissar From Kiev

Commissar From Kiev

RodentRevolution said:
A group of AH.com wheraboos and Stargate fans acquire a pair of stagates and via a number of plotholes manage to ensure one falls into the hands of the Nazis while readying themselves to take advantage of one of those temporal displacement story lines.

Unfortunately for their plans Hitler is closely inspecting the gate when they activate it and is largely obliterated by the wormhole surge save for his booted feet. As the proud Wheraboos tramp down the ramp to announce in badly broken German they are here to help the Nazi elite gaze in horror at the Fuhrer's remnants.
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YEEEEESSS!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 

Hammerbolt

RodentRevolution said:
A group of AH.com wheraboos and Stargate fans acquire a pair of stagates and via a number of plotholes manage to ensure one falls into the hands of the Nazis while readying themselves to take advantage of one of those temporal displacement story lines.

Unfortunately for their plans Hitler is closely inspecting the gate when they activate it and is largely obliterated by the wormhole surge save for his booted feet. As the proud Wheraboos tramp down the ramp to announce in badly broken German they are here to help the Nazi elite gaze in horror at the Fuhrer's remnants.
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As a total Stargate fan/geek, I fully aprove and endorse this. :D:D:D
 
Dalekiller

Dalekiller

Hitler is crushed by a fully operation but unmanned Alaska class battlecruiser, marking the one time in history where its actually useful.
 

KingofArkham

RodentRevolution said:
A group of AH.com wheraboos and Stargate fans acquire a pair of stagates and via a number of plotholes manage to ensure one falls into the hands of the Nazis while readying themselves to take advantage of one of those temporal displacement story lines.

Unfortunately for their plans Hitler is closely inspecting the gate when they activate it and is largely obliterated by the wormhole surge save for his booted feet. As the proud Wheraboos tramp down the ramp to announce in badly broken German they are here to help the Nazi elite gaze in horror at the Fuhrer's remnants.
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:D Best One yet
 

Lalli

Rommel succesfully expels Brits from North Africa and Hitler goes to Egypt congrats him personally. Then Hitler decides erect flag of Germany top of pyramid. He climbs to Kheop's pyramid but on top he slips and falls to ground. Hitler breaks every of his bone and flag pole impale him.
 

Saphroneth

Banned
Trailing thread of uniform is attached to V1.


Me 163 Komet suffers takeoff malfunction and crashes next to him, drenching him in powerful acid.
 
Indicus

Indicus

He is cleaning a gun when he accidentally turns the safety off and hits the trigger. It kills him.

The gun? An antique Chassepot. :p
 
Baron Bizarre

Baron Bizarre

Lalli said:
Rommel succesfully expels Brits from North Africa and Hitler goes to Egypt congrats him personally. Then Hitler decides erect flag of Germany top of pyramid. He climbs to Kheop's pyramid but on top he slips and falls to ground. Hitler breaks every of his bone and flag pole impale him.
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This makes me picture this happening to Hitler.
 

An Oklahoman

Banned
Hitler takes an arrow to the knee

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