A quick re-post that seemed fitting
And now a word from the Adolf Hitler Preservation Society . . . .
Did you know that less that 20% of Hitlers in the multiverse remain in their natural habitat?
Every year a virtual horde of would be temporal dimension hopping would-be heroes with a sharp stick head to their nearest 19th century Austria intent on killing their resident Schicklegruber. Cyborgs, Elite Government Assassins, Psychics, Wizards, Goats, the list goes on and on.
But with all of this firepower descending from every cosmic angle its not just Nazi Hitlers, Soviet Hitlers, Occult Hitlers, etc. that are being run down and gun down in the crosstime traffic.
Sometimes its the successful architect Hitler, Male prostitute Hitler, Moved to England and opened a pub Hitler, Got psychiatric Help from Sigmund Freud Hitler, etc. that is eliminated.
What can I do to help? Well with a simple donation we here at the AHPS can move that bomb behind a large wooden table leg, or freeze it in the plane that carries it, we can have Hitler also get up and leave before the explosion occurs.
Remember the Devil You know is better and every story needs a villain. Why settle for second best? (Yes we're talking to you Uncle Joe)
AHPS
c/o Lou Cipher
666 Spiggott Circle
Hell, Michigan 48169