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Just caught up on your excellent TL. :cool:

Le Judenkaiser Revelé
... the letter to the deputies speaks louder than all previous policies, than the shameful betrayal at the heart of our own Republic, than even the personal friendships of this perfidious German ruler to his true allegiance. It is Israel, not Germany, that faces us from across the border, Israel's mercenary legions, not Germany's armies, that threaten the peace and freedom of all of Europe today! No right-thinking Frenchmen can today deny this plain truth, written out in the ogre's own words, whose revelation to the world we must thank an anonymous, brave man for. One day we may hope that Germany in all her rough, coarse virtue will again arise and more men of such mettle will cast off the yoke of Jewish gold and perfidy. Until that day, we must remain doubly watchful, for this Germany is not only a powerful opponent, but a cunning, merciless foe under whose heel we may expect no mercy.

More anti-semitic France in the works? ;)
 
Neuhausen, Switzerland, 14 November 1900

The rifle looked decidedly odd. Even for someone used to handling the stranger designs forwarded by creative inventors every year, as Hauptmann Pauernfeindt was, it did little to inspire confidence. But, as the ageing supply officer was quickly leanrning, the young emperor's boundless fascination with newness took little enough prompting. Wilhelm immediately stepped forward to pick up the strange piece.
“What about this one? What is that for? I've never seen anything like it.”
“Your Majesty,” Hauptmann von Libow, the young Emperor's teacher, interjected unsuccessfully, “I hardly think this is part of the firm's regular production run. It is prtobably not for sale.”
Given that His Majesty would one day command all the forces of the German Empire, the Prince Regent had ordered him to be given a thorough grounding in all its aspects, including such exciting fields as hospital management, railway scheduling and arms procurement. So far, young Wilherlm had taken to it well, with his usual (if reluctant) resignation to duty and his innate fascination with all things technical. That was how he came to be here – technically incognito, since the headache of a formal state visit would have been appreciated by nobody - at the SIG factory in Switzerland, surveying the goods in the company of Hauptmann Pauernfeindt. The unfortunate man, a thoroughly undistinguished veteran of the Franco-Prussian War, had soon learned that any reflected glory or sense of self-importance that royal company offered was dearly bought – Fähnrich von Hohennzollern was a damned nuisance.
Well, erm, Sir,” the company representative was visibly uncomfortable with the strained situation and struggled to sort out rank and proper form of address, “they are not ours, but they are available. We can make them in any number you would order, since we have already finished 5,000 for the government of Mexico. That is where the design is from. It is called a Mondragon self-loader, and it replicates the action of a Maxim gun in an infantry rifle.”
Hauptmann von Libow averted his gaze and rolled his eyes in derision, eliciting a knowing smile from Pauernfeindt. They had heard such tales before, usually from people looking for juicy contracts or lavish development grants. Wilhelm's eyes, though, lit up. He caressed the stock of the futuristic weapon and tentatively tried to figure out its action. “Fascinating. How does it work?”
“Your Maj.. er, Fähnrich, this is entirely unbecoming. You vare here to learn about the function of arms procurement, not to interfere with the work of Hauptmann Pauernfeindt. Please, recall that your authority does not extend to purchasing weapons for the army.”
“Von Libow, please!” the Emperor half implored, half chided, “imagine what this could do for us! We should at least test it. An infantry platoon armed with such a weapon could face down a regiment without fear. I know you are a horseflesh man, but really, even you must understand that much!”
“Oh, well, if you must. It won't work, though. And even if it did, what good would it do to have a platoon of soldiers with a regiment of mules to carry their ammunition? A good infantryman makes his shots tell.” Von Libow could see that this had been a mistake. Pauernfeindt, of course, was dumbstruck at the audacity, but what was far more important., he had riled the imperial temper. Wilhelm was not aggressive or vengeful, but he had a preachy streak. Stood up in front of the low display table in the factory hall, still balancing the Mondragon precariously in his left, he began:
“That is what you all say, but it is wrong! The next war will look completely different from the last. Completely! How can you not understand the facts that are staring you in the face? Numbers and size are meaningless now that a Maxim gun can carry the firepower of an infantry company and even the greatest battleship fears the sting of the motor torpedo boat? Soon, airships and submersibles will land troops in an enemy's capital city, and land wars be fought by modern knights riding into battle in armoured automobiles! A weapon like this in the hands of a soldier will make him invincible to a conventional fighting man. This is the future, Hauptmann von Libow, and it is electric!”
Von Libow gave a pained smile, trying to remember what being nineteen had felt like. Pauernfeindt's face assumed a calculating look. Perhaps, if he chose his words right, he might end his days as something a little more exalted than Hauptmann?
“Anyway,” Wilhelm continued, slightly winded after his impromptu sermon, “I think we should purchase some for my bodyguard. Surely, even you will see the value in that. The more chances they have taking out anarchist revolvermen, the better”
A shudder ran down von Libow's spine as he imagined loosing a salvo of rifle bullets amid panicked crowds. Nonetheless, he understood his dutry well enough. Damage had been mitigated. A few thousand marks were well within acceptable limits. He nodded to Pauernfeindt. “The Fähnrich is correct. I will sign for it from the Civil List.”
“Very well, Sir.” The uncertainty of the sales representative had evaporated. “They come with 8-round magazines and 30-round drums, and we can manufacture them to take regular 7.92mm Mauser bullets. I will have some ammunition sent to the range so His ... Fähnrich von Hohenzollern may test the design. And it would please the directors greatly if the young man would accept the rifle he has inspected as a present.”
 
Hamburg, 2 February 1901

Albert Ballin was visibly swelling with pride. The director-general of the famous Hamburg-Americanische Packet-Dampfschiffahrts-Actiengesellschaft was used to the company of great luminaries. Indeed, he had often met the Prince Regent and occasionally corresponded with him on matters of economics and trade. However, now that His Majesty himself had deigned to accept the use of the fast steamship Columbia for his round-the-world journey, he was finally admitted into the company of a nascent court that for once seemed to transcend the narrow limits of Berlin's austere circle of officers and civil servants. The emperor was not yet of age, but he enjoyed celebrations and luxuries more than his uncle of famously Spartan tastes. Given the parlous state of the Berlin civil list, he had to do most of his partying at the expense of friends, but he did not want for invitations. Prince Regent Albert had originally been opposed to the idea of a grand tour, but had relented once he had been allowed to veto any visits. Paris, unfortunately, had been right out. Any young man of rank had to see the City of Lights, of course, but the requirements of security woulds have curtailed any of the usual amusements, and France, of course, had no court. But it had come as something of a surprise when his Majesty had instead sketched a trip around the world, including visits to Germany's colonies, her major allies, and many of the more interesting corners of the globe. Albert, a seasoned navy veteran, had allowed it, but vetoed the use of the royal yacht, a relic of the Bundesmarine. That was where the Ballin and the HAPAG came in. The Columbia was a fast ship, but she was older and, compared to the great vessels of todasy, small. She had also just been purchased back from the Spanish who had outfitted her as an auxiliary cruiser, and still carried some excess coal capacity. The shipping line had happily agreed to outfit an imperial suite and luxury cabins for court officials, and provide the use of vessel and crew for as long as His Majesty saw fit. In return, they had the thanks of His Majesty, several months' worth of positive press coverage, and a cruise ship for which they could charge patriotic premium fares. The Prince Regent had discreetly offered to throw in a “von”, but the civic traditions of the Free City of Hamburg were proud and unyielding. Ballin had declined. The speechifying was enough.

As speeches went, it was a magnificent one. The new quays and warehouses of the freeport, clean and modern, bedecked with the flags of Hamburg and Germany, made a glorious backdrop to the imperial ship, accompanied by the cruisers SMS Cormoran and SMS Condor. The masts of every ship in the great port were ferstooned with flags, sailors manned the rails and yards, and the people thronged the banks of the Elbe out past Schulau to wave flags as the imperial convoy passed. Ballin himself would stay on till the first recoaling stop at Lisbon, from where he was scheduled to travel home. This was an occasion to tell his grandchildren about.

His Imperial Majesty's Itinerary

Lisbon, visit of state

Cadiz, incognito

Monaco, incognito

Genoa, visit of state to Rome

Constantinople, visit of state

Alexandria, incognito

Togo, official visit

Cameroon, official visit

Lüderitz Bay, official visit

Capetown, official visit

Ostafrika, official visit

Bombay, official visit (journey overland by train)

Gwalior, visit of state

Calcutta, official visit (ship awaits)

Singapore, official visit

Hongkong, incognito

Qiaochow, official visit

Tokyo, visit of state

Santiago de Chile, visit of state

Acapulco, visit of state to Mexico City

San Francisco, official visit (journey overland by rail)

Washington, visit of state

New York, official visit, ship awaits

London, visit of state

Antwerp, visit of state to Brussels

Amsterdam, visit of state to The Hague

Copenhagen, visit of state

Stockholm, visit of state

St. Petersburg, visit of state

Kiel, return via canal to Hamburg. Formal reception by Prince Regent

As a note to those readers less familiar with diplomatic protocol it is pointed out that a visit of state entails a meeting with the head of state, whereas an official visit is one in which the visitor, while in an official capacity, does not meet heads of state, but may nonetheless confer with governors, mayors or dignitaries. A visit incognito does in no way indicate that the person of the visitor remain unrecognised, but merely that the authorities are absolved from the formal and ceremonial duties entailed by said recognition. His Majesty travels incognito by the name of Ensign Wilhelm von Hohenzollern.
 
Pretoria, 6 April 1901

“No!” Scrawled across the telegram in red grease pencil, the answer was unequivocal. Lord Kitchener had as nearly had conniptions as a man of his stature could come to that distincly un-lordly and unmartial state. The German Emperor visit the war zone? It was unthinkable. That said... “Prepare a reception in Capetown, and make sure he gets to see a bit of the pacified areas.”, he ordered. “I think we should detail some officer with sufficient rank and standing. Baden Powell, maybe? Yes, that would be good. So, instructions:”
The dutiful orderly took notes.

To: Major General Robert Baden-Powell

Sir;

You are requested to personally take charge of the visitor of state His Imperial and Royal Majesty Wilhelm III, German Emperor and King of Prussia. His majesty desires to be given an insight into the conduct of the present war. I impress upon you the paramount importance of His Majesty's safety, especially in view of the continued risk from commandoes operating in the Cape Midlands. You are to take no risk whatsoever. However, his Majesty is to be allowed inspections of troops and be given first-hand accounts of the conduct of war and the tactics employed. In view of his Majesty's age, particular attention should be paid to display and the romance of the entire affair. If you consider it sufficiently safe, a visit to Mafeking and meetings with members of the Cadet Corps may be arranged. Please ensure presence of imperial and native troops at any formal occasion. Expenses within reason are at your discretion, to be submitted to the government of Cape Colony.
Wilhelm III left South Africa with a decidedly mixed impression, but had impressed both his host and his entourage with a surprisingly good, if idiosyncratic grasp of military strategy. The organisation and employment of mobile cavalry columns and raiding forces were of particular interest to him, and the impact of his visit lasted long ennough for him to personally interview Boer generals in exile several years later about their experiences. If he had anything to say about the concentration camps at the time, it was not preserved for posterity.
 
Berlin, 13 April 1901
“Your Highness, it is .. highly inappropriate.” Chancellor Octavio von Zedlitz-Neukirch was still visibly shaking as he laid the newspaper cutting on Prince Regent Albert's desk. “Something must be done. The damage this will do to Germany's standing, to our colonial policies and the diplomatic efforts of our government is considerable.”
The Prince Regent calmly studied the article. It was from the Kreuz Zeitung, of course – Albert had read the original it was referencing in The Times two days before, and he had expected this to happen. He had been bracing himself for impact since the morning. Apparently, a journalist had managed to get a few minutes with Wilhelm whiule he was staying in Cape Town and had asked him, among other things, about the Congo atrocities. Wilhelm's reaction, to all intents and purposes, had been shocked silence, followed by revulsion as he read the accounts provided by helpful local Liberals. Then the young emperor had gone out on a limb and, at a dinner party, praised the enlightened British manner of raising up the native African in the cape while expressing his horror over the atrocities in the Congo Free State. He further pointed out that, had this sort of thing happened in a German colony, he would have had the responsible parties tried in court. A number of Social Democratic papers were already pointing out gleefully that such things did in fact happen in Cameroon and Ostafrika, but more importantly, the conservative press was – well, not exactly in uproar. In a state of disoriented agitation. The conservative press could hardly be opposed to their Emperor, but they took a variety of stances deploring his misinformation, his lack of good advisors, or his youth. Zedlitz-Neunkirch, a conservative nonentity on whom the various factions had been able to agree, rarely took strong stances on anything, but on this he did. He had already come to complain when Wilhelm, after being apprised of Albert Ballin's Jewish faith, had rather rudely pointed out to a Social Conservative member of the Reichtag that he chose hios ownn friends. Now he was back.
“Please, your excellency.” Albert gestured towards the paper. “These are just words, and surely feelings any reasonable man with his heart in the right place would share.”
“Your Highness! This is about more than just words. Our relationship with Belgium. Our own colonies. How shall our officials keep the negroes in line if they cannot trust that their actions will have the backing of the all-highest government?”
The Prince Regent frowned, made a quick mental calculation, and let fly. The Chancellor had laid himself wide open.
“Your Excellency, you are forgetting yourself! The imperial government's dutry and concern is not the support of its subordinate officials. It is the duty of those officials to obey the all-highest government in all matters, not to look to it for their aid and comfort. You may have become entirely too comfortable in your position, so understand this: You have an emperor. As Prince Regent, I allowed the country its will. I called upon you as Chancellor for no other reason than the convenience of a parliamentary majority supporting you, and I was quite willing to put up with most anything you and the Reichstag decided. With Wilhelm, things will be different. It was always my office and duty to preserve his heritage, but it is his to do with as he sees fit. His army, his navy, his loyal Reichtsag, and his whole damned Empire! He will put his stamp on it, and you cannot hope to stand in his way. I will not and cannot condone any steps to silence or quibble with the opinion of His Majesty, and if you could even for a moment contemplate the idea that you could, I expect your resignation by the evening. Good day, Sir!”
The Chancellor left in rather undignified haste.
 
Still enjoying your TL. I foresee a strong support for boy scouts in Germany by the Emperor once BP comes around to inventing them.
 
Hahaha!!! That last part was great. Indeed the great weakness of all parliamentary or democratic systems is that over time, the civil servants regard their own positions and comforts as more important than the people they supposedly serve!!

OTOH Willy 3 is still a young idealist, we shall see if it lasts once he assumes the full weight of his crown and gets to know how reality works :D
 
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Not a Boulangiste dictatorship, just bog-standard nasty. It's the Libre Paroiile, that's akin to an article in the Post or Kreuzzeitung, not really representative of mainstream opinion. But yes, these guys will have power in decisive years.

I thought so - imagined something on the lines of European 1930's authoritarian perhaps religiously founded rule.

Oi, whats to become of the young man! :D
Looks like his uncle's the best custodian you could get.
 
Considering the route the ship took, i would have expected that he also would have visited the dutch east indies, Batavia is pretty much on the route they take.
 
Oi, whats to become of the young man! :D
Looks like his uncle's the best custodian you could get.

Yes, he got a bit too Mary Sueish. I envisioned Albert as a Kantian deontologist with an unshakable sense of duty to the state and no time for self-aggrandisement, but also with no opinion worth speaking of other than "does not suffer fools gladly". He's got his flaws, they just kind of dissipated into the background narrative.

Wilhelm, on the other hand, inherited his father's quick intelligence and imagination, but not his ego or sense of entitlement. He's a nerd ante nominum. And he means painfully well.
 
Considering the route the ship took, i would have expected that he also would have visited the dutch east indies, Batavia is pretty much on the route they take.

Good point, Batavia would be on the itinerary, if only to visit Krakatoa. Wilhelm LOVES geography and natural sciences.
 
Good point, Batavia would be on the itinerary, if only to visit Krakatoa. Wilhelm LOVES geography and natural sciences.

Or indeed the place where it used to be, at this time some of the damage of the explosion/eruption would still be visible on the surrounding islands.
 
Hamburg, 21 August 1901
“I wish I could have greeted you with happier news, Wilhelm.” Prince Regent Albert said as he met his nephew coming down the gangway. The death of Victoria, the Kaiserin Friedrich, had not come unexpected, but it had nonetheless been a blow to the young Emperor. In many ways, she had been the centre of an alternative court's gravity, a piece of an older and smaller, more genteel Prussia from an age before the harsh, masculine, technocratic world that modern Berlin had become. To Albert, she had been a constant companion and comfort. To Wilhelm, a certainty in a chaotic world. Neither man had taken the news well. Even a week after the funeral – not an affair of state, not exactly, but a gathering of every great family in the Empire and beyond – no celebrations were laid on to welcome home the young emperor. The crowds wore black ribbons and mostly kept respectful silence after the salute had ended. Emperor and Prince Regent quietly mounted a carriage talking them to their quarters in picturesque Blankenese. Neither spoke for the duration of the ride.

Dinner was solemn, exquisite, but unappreciated. Ballin had had the tact to quietly make all social engagements disappear, and sunset found the two men alone on the balcony, overlooking the Elbe stream glistening red gold.
“It feels like everyone I could trust is dying, uncle.” Wilhelm said after a long silence. “Bismarck is gone, Caprivi is dead, Roon and Moltke, and now grandmama... soon, nobody will be left. Who will I turn to for advice when I must govern?”It sounded almost plaintive.
“You will have to find your own, Wilhelm.” Albert said, soothingly. “I know it is hard. I miss my mother more than I can describe. But you will need to make your own way and find your own advisers, just like Friedrich did before you. You know, Bismarck.” an almost imperceptible nod pointed eastwards, up the Elbe towards Friedrichsruh, where the great man had lived out his curmudgeonly dotage. “I only ever knew him as a great man. You practically never really knew him, did you? You know only the mythos they made of him. But even when I was a boy, people fell silent when Bismarck entered the room. He was young and untested, once, too. There was a time when people mocked him for his foolishness and feared him for his impulsiveness. And I do remember Caprivi when he was new to politics. You can find good men to advise you, even in a generation as rotten as yours.” Albert raised his hands placatingly. His humor was rare, but disarming, even in such dark times.
“That is all well, but how can I learn to handle the Reichtsag with nobody to teach me? Who can I study from? Do not take it the wrong way, uncle, but you...”
“I am a Prince Regent and you will be his All-Highest Majesty. I do not hold it against you. You must do things differently. Truth be told, I don't think doing things my way works any longer, anyway. I inherited a kingdom and an Empire in Bismarck's mould that terrible year, and I tried my best to keep it that way for you. As much as I could without turning into Bismarck myself.”
“Would that have been so bad, uncle?”
Albert laughed drily. “You really did not know the man. Wilhelm, Bismarck was a bully, a blackmailer and a choleric. I could not be him if I took acting lessons with Wagner himself. Even Emperor Friedrich feared him. I don't think my valet is afraid of me, though I could be wrong there. I like to think that I reigned by appealing to my subject's sense of duty, but I fear much of the time I got along by bothering people until they humoured me. That is not an option you will have, and, you will forgive my honesty, I don't think you have the makings of a bully.”
“Then how do you think I should reign? How do you reign, for that matter? I thought I could learn it on those state visits along the route, but nobody could tell me anything useful.”
“Then I won't, either. I'm sorry. You have to do it your own way. But I can tell you a lot that doesn't work. You can't do it Bismarck's way any more, for one thing. Or mine. The Reichstag will not be bullied any longer, and I fear that is my fault.”
“Fault?” Wilhelm asked, genuinely curious. His uncle rarely spoke about mistakes.
“Fault. I was complacent. Most of my time was spent letting things run their course. Bismarck went to the Reichstag like a lion-tamer. He could make them sit and beg. But in those days, that was easier. The press did as it was told, and you could have people imprisoned for insulting the majesty of the crown. And he bribed people. Bismarck had a royal treasury set aside to buy votes and journalists. I never did any of that – well, rarely.” Albert was not proud of those episodes, but it had happened. “By now, the Reichstag is used to things running its own way. Laws are passed, and I sign them. I think it was two or three times I vetoed them, but mostly, I signed. They suggest a Chancellor, and I appoint him. Theyy are much more concerned over the fiery dragon of public opinion than they are over the toothless lion of royal displeasure. You will have to live with that.”
“I could just appoint my own Chancellor, couldn't I?
“The law says you can, but I would advise you not to try. There would be an uproar.”
“What could they do?”
“The Reichstag? Very little. You have the army, the police, and the prisons. But doing it this way breaks things that work, and making new arrangements work is hard. You have to take account of what your new partners want, and often, you will find yourself tied to people that are much worse than the ones you got rid of. Take General von der Goltz, for example.” Albert pointed out
“What about him?”
“Would you want to see him in charge of managing Elsass-Lothringen?”
Wilhelm recalled the cheerfuly amoral bloodthirstiness of his intelligence chief and shuddered. “Not really.”
“Well, if you broke the Reichstag, you might have to appoint people like him to these positions. And of course, you would never hear from people like this Ebert fellow. At least until they built you a guilloutine.”
“Never!”The thought of revolution chilled the young Emperor. He hadn't even considered the possibility.
“Well, I concede it is not likely. The people love you, Wilhelm.They respect me, but they love you from their heart. It would take a lot to disappoint that love. But still, it is extremely useful to have an institution that reflects genuine public opinion. And not only because it can be dangerous not to know what your people are thinking.”
“Something like the French Estates-General?” Wilhelm teased.
“Or the English Parliament.” Albert knew his history, too. “If you need to know what your people think. If you allow them to say it freely, you can just ask them. If you don't, you need an Okhrana. Public opinion is usually right, you know?”
“You are kidding me, uncle!”
“No, Wilhelm, I am serious. I didn't believe it myself in the beginning, but it's true. Of course not in the details. No matter what the Social Democrats say, you can't have government run by cobblers and bakers. But in the broad sense, when it comes to the big questions, public opinion gets things right. I mean, look at the Social Democrats. Their ideas of running the country are insane. But you cannot disagree that the lives of the working class in this country are hardly worth living. That is a disgrace, and I don't mind saying so. That is why I stood up to Bismarck over the Silesian strikes back then. When a cavalryman mistreats his animal so much it turns on him, we do not punish the horse, after all.”
“I know. But uncle, the Social Democrats! The idea is distasteful.”
“I always thought so, at least. That will be your task, anyway. Find some way of dealing with them. I had the luxury of ignoring them, but you won't be able to.”
The light of the Prince Regent's favourite pipe glowed gently in the gathering darkness as his nephew absorbed the thought.
 
Radun, Russian Poland 14 October 1901

Yossel Rabinovitch and Shloimo Ferber were paying rapt attention to the tales of the visiting alumnus. Hershel Kanitzky had travelled far, seen Jewish communities in many places before settling in Gnesen, and was now back to his alma mater, the Radun Yeshiva, to bring a package of books and supplies donated by Jews from Germany. His tales were often lurid and slightly fantastic – especially when he spoke of Berlin, Hamburg and the steamship journey to New York – but he had the authority of a traveller among teenage bokhers.
“See, I told you!” Yossel said. “Go to Germany! The emperor protects our folk, and we can thrive there!” Yossel had long been a proponent of emigration to the German Empire, a place where Jews were free to live where they wanted, succeed in business and society, and, truth be told, follow the most shocking heresies (Kanitzky's tales of the Hamburg Temple made Yossel wonder why G-d would allow such a horror to exist while His loyal followers lived in such squalor). Shloimo, on the other hand, was a fierce advocate of the United States, and had said so repeatedly. He was a bright kid and affected a worldlier air than befitted the son of a shoemaker from someplace near Lublin, and he read an imported collection of the Adventures of Buffalo Bill when he was not studying gemorah. Yossel was contemptuous of his attention-seeking stunt – if you spoke Yiddish and read Polish, reading German was so easy as to almost count as cheating – but he envied him his supply of reading matter. He himself had nothing like it.
“See, Shloimo,” he teased, “the Germans don't send us buffalo tongues and Indian scalps. They have worthwhile things!”
“Bah, you're just jealous. When I make it to Kansas City, I will send you back a postcard and a Sioux feather headdress. And you will still be waiting for your permit to go to Germany!”
That stung. Still, it was true, the German authorities were not readily admitting Russian Jews to the relative freedom and refuge of their borders. Despite the best efforts of Jewish relief organisations, thousands of applicants were rejected, and others, who tried on their own, caught and sent back by the police. Still, it needed a reply. “Stupid, a Yid cannot be a cowboy.”
Shloimo stuck out his tongue. “In America, a Yid can be anything. You just wait. It's not like in Russia.”
Russia, nebbich, was where they were stuck. The youngsters drew their coats tighter around their shoulders and braced for the cold walk back to their dormitory. At least it was too cold for the police to be out.
 
03 April 1902, Paris

The Chairman of the Council of Ministers Ivan Goremykin listened attentively. President Jacques Godefroy Cavaignac was not known for being overly forward with his confidences, but his invitation had made the matter appear weighty enough for the ageing Russian statesman to travel to France in person rather than sending some deputy. The idea presented was - interesting. Worthy of a Fouche, in a way, though Goremykin would never have said so.
“This agreement,” he finally asked, “exists in writing?”
“Indeed, it does. Signed and sealed in 1884 by Leopold of Belgium. It was part of the diplomatic work we did at the Berlin Conference, and I do not think it was ever intended to be anything other than a tool to push Britain into agreeing to the Congo Free State. But it exists. I have the papers here,” Cavaignac drew a heavy, oldfashioned folder from the side table and placed it between the two men, “with the seal and signature of His Majesty Leopold here. The text is quite clear: Should the King ever choose to alienate his African possessions, he will offer France the right of first refusal at whatever price His Majesty sees fit to ask for the purchase.”
“Interesting. And while it could be argued that this was not the intent...”
“...it is still binding.” Cavaignac finished the sentence. The slowness of the Russian minister sometimes angered him, though he did his best not to show it. “At least, we can make it binding. And this is where I would ask for an undertaking from His Imperial Majesty's government to support our claim at a future Congo conference.”
“Yes, I understand your interest in the matter. However, I still do not entirely understand how you intend to finesse the matter. Surely, you cannot just force Leopold to sell? The British would never allow it!”
The president sighed inwardly. Sometimes, it was hard to explain how the Western world worked. “We can not use military force, naturally. We are bound by the 1830 treaty jointly guaranteeing Belgian neutrality. But we can use moral suasion. Public opinion about the Congo is already quite vehemently opposed to Leopolds's venture. So far, we have allowed him to suborn journalists in Paris and run his own campaigns against his detractors from here, but that is easy enough to change. Once we engage in our own campaign, the position will fairly quickly become untenable, and Britain and the United states already support the idea that something be done. When London extricates herself from South Africa, she will listen to the call of her people. And I think we can trust Emperor Wilhelm to also sponsor the idea.”
The Russian minister cocked his head. “Why should he?”
“Because he is a naïve young man who does not understand how African colonies are run. Because he is inexperienced, and the German constitution will put him at the head of the government once he attains his majority, ready or not. His uncle is the greatest influence on him, but he is a Continentalist, obsessed with the confrontation between Germany, France and Russia, with no understanding of colonial policy. He will underwrite the Congo conference, and with Germany, France and Russia, and probably Washington, too, behind it, Britain cannot oppose. Then we open the codicil, and Leopold will have to accept our price.”
Goremykin stroked his beard. “It is risky. Britain could still oppose it.”
“We can stand up to Britain, if we havve our ally at our side. Look at the showing their vaunted army hasd given in South Africa. They are full of hot air, one puncture and the whole bugaboo collapses. No, I do not think Britain can effectively negate our claim. We will be willing to make some concessions, of course. Some territories can be ceded, as long as we prevail on the main point.”
“You seem admirably sure, Monsieur le President. But how does my Emperor 's government come into this? Why should we support this gamble? Certainly we have been good allies, but mutual defense is one thing. Risking war over the Congo is another.”
“Your Excellency, France will find tangible ways of showing gratitude. We are already purchasing large amounts of Russian bonds and supporting your military technologically. And if Britain is taken down a peg, there are other issues that may be addressed afresh. The Straits, for one thing, and London's shameful support for Japan. We can negotiate these matters in detail once we agree in principle.”
“Indeed. It does appear tempting. One small matter remains, though: You understand that His Imperial Majesty's government is dedicated to the pursuit of long-term goals that do not change, and must make its plans and alliances accordingly. A Republican government, subject to the vagaries of the popular will ... can be of concern to us.”
Cavaignac had him. “Your Excellency, please apprise his Majesty of the fact that this is no small or temporary matter. Our dedication to expunging the shame of Fashoda is universal. All respectable parties in the National Assembly are in complete agreement on the matter.” You could never be sure of the Socialists, of course. “This is a generational project supported throughout the nation. The seeds we sow today in Africa's soil will return hundredfold yield for our future generations. All Frenchmen know in their souls that as France's honour lies imprisoned in Alsace-Lorraine, her destiny lies in Africa!”
“Especially with German Ostafrika so near, to build your railroad to the Indian Ocean after the next war, no?” Cavaignac winced. Russians could be frightfully direct. “Very well, then. I will bring the treaty to his Majesty, and I am confident He will agree to it. May the French nation take roots in the virgin soil of Africa as the Russian has thrived in the wide lands of Siberia!”
A smile flickered over the face of the President. The final deal might cost France something, but not too much. The return would be grand. One day, a day he might yet see himself, Africa would be to France as Australia and Canada were to Britain.
 
Well with a naval treaty first, and now a French move on the African colonial scene, the British might look to Germany for friendship, and ally.
 
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