You mean continues?And now the Second Korean War begins...
You mean continues?And now the Second Korean War begins...
Don't you mean June 29th to June 30th?June 30th to June 29th
Qasem Solemani: "Man thank goodness Zhirinovksy never came over am I right guys?"But Saddam found at least one unlikely guest in Baghdad. It was Russian ultranationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who had come through Syria to try and rally Iraq to victory on his June 8th arrival. He had refused to give a similar speech in Iran due to their alcohol prohibition but Iraq was more liberal on that front so he went. His drunk declaration that night threatening the United States has since become an iconic quote on the Russian (and eventually Western) internet. In the company of his visibly confused and uncomfortable Iraqi escorts, he would proclaim: “You have the bald eagle? Well Iraq’s an eagle! The Eagle of Saladin! It’s an eagle far stronger than your cocksucking eagle! When the bald eagle is pecking at the Iraqi Eagle’s ass he thinks that he’s winning, then the Iraqi Eagle will clench its ass so tight that the ass will be in the ass. Then we can measure the eggs [balls], and then, everyone will know everything.” He predicted ‘Iraq will win like Russia did against the Nazis, because we speak the same Russian language. All Iraqis speak Russian – they read Dostoyevsky’. He would allege in his rant that President Putin had already developed gravity reversing technology and the United States would ‘Fall up into the sky’ while ‘England will return to the bottom of the ocean’. Various unprintable racially-charged pornographic illustrations involving Condoleezza Rice subsequently proceeded. That Zhirinovsky acted like this was perhaps not surprising, but subsequent research revealed that his trip had been supported by President Putin, in what is now seen as one of the first signs of the Kremlin using the War on Terror to cement Anti-American credentials and using Russia’s resident clown as a cat’s paw. [1]
Welp, nice knowing y'all.BREAKING NEWS: NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES INVASION OF SOUTH KOREA
Give him a break, he's a time travelerDon't you mean June 29th to June 30th?
Or ruled RussiaQasem Solemani: "Man thank goodness Zhirinovksy never came over am I right guys?"
Nice knowing you tooWelp, nice knowing y'all
This image might be a better representation:Kim Jong-Il shot himself in the foot. The Hermit Kingdom is on their final countdown.
Meanwhile, everyone to North Korea ITTL:
This is definitely going to be one of those "little known fun facts" that everyone says to feel smart in this TL.You mean continues?
Wouldn't it technically be "resumes"?This is definitely going to be one of those "little known fun facts" that everyone says to feel smart in this TL.
No one cares snowflake.I'm gonna be blunt dude, this shit is blatantly Islamophobic. The timeline could charitably be called a neocon wet dream of Hezbollah doing something crazier than they ever would so America can be "justified" in bombing even more children
Well, it was a joke based on the Finno-Korean Hyperwar meme, if you couldn't tell.
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For how long has this "Finno-Korean Hyperwar meme" been a thing? in 2016 I remember seeing a DeviantArt map series that were basically modified versions of Totentanz0's Axis plans map series.You get used to it.
Well, this raises a good point: What is Gaddafi doing rn, same for Castro.This is shaping up to be a brutal (and fascinating, well-written) TL. At least they aren't fighting the "Beyond the Axis of Evil" countries too.
"It was at this moment that Kim Jong-il knew he fucked up."I definitely see the UK, Canada, and Australia/New Zealand in Korea. How about France, Italy, Spain, and Germany?
I can also see former NK allies Poland, Romania, or the Czech Republic on the allied side. Wonder how the NKs would react to that one?
Most likely keeping their heads low and hoping the US doesn't care enough about either of them to invade their countries.Well, this raises a good point: What is Gaddafi doing rn, same for Castro.
True, we haven't heard much about them yet. Assad is obviously out of the picture (unless something truly crazy happens that brings him back onto the anti-American side), but Gaddafi especially is an interesting factor. I wonder if this TL will have an Arab Spring equivalent, or if that will be butterflied away completely, because even if he keeps Libya out of the war, he may still need to deal with something akin to the revolution of 2011, at some point - maybe sooner, maybe later. Likewise with Assad - he's avoided the War on Terror but the Syrian Civil War may still come along in some form.Well, this raises a good point: What is Gaddafi doing rn, same for Castro.
No JGSDF troops on Korean soil because Koreans would not want that. The memories from the 1910-45 occupation would still linger, especially the thousands still alive as of 2002 that remember it. The JMSDF and JASDF would probably be the one that will get more action. The MSDF would patrol the Sea of Japan and sink any North Korean navy ship while the ASDF would make sure no North Korean fighter jets would stray into Japanese air space.And Japan will probably also particiate in this mess. And I wonder what types of armoured vehicles RTA possesed in 2002.
UK has some assets in Brunei. Those SAS troops there would probably be the first to be called to support the ROK. These would either be airlifted by the USAF or the RAAF. Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia might join the fight. The Philippines is still 50-50 because of anti-war sentiment and economic woes. The Filipino public's mindset would be "we're too underfunded to fight a foreign war" or stuff like that.The UK is probably the most likely of the European nations to help fight North Korea. Of the ASEAN countries I think Malaysia or Singapore might be the more likely to send troops. Although I don't think North Korea's traditional allies are going to be in a rush to help North Korea after the utterly batshit insane stunt they pulled.
The F-22 wasn't in service yet in 2002. But let's say it was rushed, I think the F-22's first air-to-air kill would be a MiG-21 or MiG-29.BTW, since shit has kicked the fan in Korea (taking into account busy USAF over Iran/Iraq) I'm wondering that the first air kill of the F-22 won't be some Air Baloon.
Most likely keeping their heads low and hoping the US doesn't care enough about either of them to invade their countries.
On that note, having the US invade Libya, Cuba, and/or Syria would probably be a quite common trope in TTL's AH.Com, assuming it still ends up a thing.True, we haven't heard much about them yet. Assad is obviously out of the picture (unless something truly crazy happens that brings him back onto the anti-American side), but Gaddafi especially is an interesting factor. I wonder if this TL will have an Arab Spring equivalent, or if that will be butterflied away completely, because even if he keeps Libya out of the war, he may still need to deal with something akin to the revolution of 2011, at some point - maybe sooner, maybe later. Likewise with Assad - he's avoided the War on Terror but the Syrian Civil War may still come along in some form.
For sure. "What if Assad didn't pull out of Lebanon?" would probably be a fairly frequent thread. A land war extending from the eastern shores of the Mediterranean to the borders of Pakistan and Afghanistan would be an even worse nightmare than what America has already gotten into ITTL.On that note, having the US invade Libya, Cuba, and/or Syria would probably be a quite common trope in TTL's AH.Com, assuming it still ends up a thing.
Generally the only debate in the United States about interventionism is not about whether it is good to intervene in the affairs of other countries or not. But in what way to do it.I'd like to see more takes from people critical of the War on Terror in this timeline.
Particularly Paleo-Cons like Pat Buchanan, Libertarians like Ron Paul, and liberals and leftists.
Wonder if there will be more of a venn diagram of the anti-Bush left and the Libertarians in this timeline.
No draft, no war, no lines at the pump would be a easy political sell to Americans the more the war drags on.
Uhm, I'm not American but I'm pretty sure that paleocons and libertarians do tend to oppose interventionism in general. In fact, paleocons are more-or-less defined by their opposition to the pro-intervention neocons.Generally the only debate in the United States about interventionism is not about whether it is good to intervene in the affairs of other countries or not. But in what way to do it.
The debate is more about "Do we send the Marines to take out the trash, or do we send money so that the terrorists we call the democratic opposition do it for us?" than in "Uhm, what if we try the incredibly novel strategy of stopping meddling in other countries' internal affairs?"
So we can expect paleoconservatives and libertarians to be the most aggressive about how very necessary it is to bomb Iran into a parking lot because "how dare they disrupt the global economy."