Tallest Skil
Banned
”I claim this land for United States of America"
This, a thousand times. There’s a perfectly good legal precedent, too.
”Now for Mars"
And this, immediately afterward.
”I claim this land for United States of America"
”Now for Mars"
This, a thousand times. There’s a perfectly good legal precedent, too.
And this, immediately afterward.
A speech is almost mandatory for something as monumental as the Moon landing.
Except there's a little problem. That treaty in 1967 that made it illegal for nations to claim heavenly bodies.
It’s completely psychotic; you’re right. Nothing utopian about it. It’ll be de facto repealed the second the first mining ship lands on the first asteroid.
*Armstrong slips from the ladder*
"F**K!"
*cut to a very pale reporter, and then very pale Nixon's face*
*cue launghing Ruskies*
"I'd like to spend a moment to remember all of those people, dead and alive who made this possible, not just the scientists and engineers responsible for these marvellous machines, and our predecessors who tested them, but also to the politicians and citizens who gave us their backing, and to the poets and authors who gave us all the ability to dream, the strive to better ourselves, to all of those people I say thank you."
"Someone lay a wreath on Goddard's grave for me."
"To paraphrase Newton, I've come this far by standing on the shoulders of giants"
Ha! Nope. Filler, apparently.
What if he made a confession saying he was gay?
Or that he was communist?
*Munching sound*
What do you think, Buzz? ..... Wensleydale?