Protect and Survive spinoff set in New Zealand, created by Tsar of New Zealand. You can find the timeline here. Started in October 2014, as of November 2017, the timeline has been successfully completed.

Arranged in order of upload. The first sixteen chapter titles are taken from the song which lent the TL its name.

I: Everybody's Talking About World War Three

II: There Is No Unrest In This Country

III: We Can All Keep Perfectly Calm

IV: ...But We're As Safe As Safe Can Be

V: Perfectly Calm...Perfectly Calm...Perfectly Calm...Perfectly Calm...

VI: There Are No Teeth In Our Heads

VII: We Sleep In A Well-Made Bed

VIII. We Have No Valium (Valium, No, No)!

IX. We Have No Dole Queues

X. We Have No Secrets

XI. We Have No Rebellion

XII. We Have No Sexism (Sexism; No, No)!

XIII. We Have No Racism

XIV. We Have No Drug Addicts

XV. There Are No Sheep On Our Farms

Interlude I: London Calling

XVI. We Have No SIS

Interlude II: Where Beer Does Flow And Men Chunder

XVII. Ha-Ha, Charade You Are

XVIII. Black Crucible

Interlude III: Frisch Weht Der Wind, Der Heimat Zu​

XIX. Swear It's True

Interlude IV: I Can And Shall Obey

XX. One Black Friday

XXI. We Don’t Know How Lucky We Are

XXII. Last Post​

New Zealand Emergency (Interim) Government Election, March 3-5 1984

Protect and Survive spinoffs

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