I daresay if we claimed to be Chelsea supporters then Abramovich might give us free trips to Chukchi (yes, I know that doesn't really count as Siberia...)
I am not a great Chelsea fan, although Shevchenko plays for it, I'd rather shout for MU...
It's a funny thing for Russians having the Chukotka's governer with Jewish surname... Chief-Chukcha Abramovich!
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Still, it's really not what we usually mean by Siberia, the Godforsaken Far Northern end of the continent.
The Chukchas themselves are the characters of multiple anecdotic stories. They are simple folk who stayed for long at the side of civilisation and thus won the title of "dump people". But, as it often happens, through that dumpness we see simple wisdom of those people.
Here are some of the anecdotes:
(Soviet time) There's a geologist waking across tundra, and here comes the Chukcha with his gun aiming at the man.
"Halt! Who goes there?", Chukcha asks
"Don't shoot, Chukcha", answers the geologist, "It's me, the chief of the (geology) party".
Chukcha shoots saying: "You won't fool Chukcha! Chukcha knows who is the chief of the (communist) party".
Another one:
Chukcha buys a fridge in the store.
"Why do you need it? Someone asks, "I've heard there is already too cold in Chukotka"
"You, fool", Chukcha says, "I am buying it to warm myself".
The Chukcha village of deer-shephers is presented with the new car by the local authorities.
The crowd is gathered around the car, and three oldermen come forward to inspect it.
The 1st approaches the car and bumps on its hood.
"Iron", he says in tones of wisdom.
The crowd around cheers.What wise men they have chosen to govern them!
The 2nd approaches the car and puts his hand on the windshield.
"Glass", he says in the same tones. The crowd cheers again.
The 3rd olderman walks around to see what points he could gain from the situation, then finds something, smiles, snatches at the exhaust pipe and says happily:
"Here, look - a male!"