WI: Hitler killed by mountain goat at Berghof

[Romantic Nihilist]

There'll be a movie based on this... with Bryan Cranston as the Goat.

"I am the one who bahhhhhhh's".

 

[Stolengood]

My money's on the ibex. They've got moxie.

 

[WilliamPenn]

I hear that drink's really sugary.

 

[Stolengood]

I hear that drink's really sugary.

It's not. It's the opposite; it tastes like something made of root. Just... very, very bitter.

Just the thing a goat needs after a long day of killing der Fuhrer.

 

[M. A. Dickens]

I'll give everything to be the fly on the wall when the leaders of Europe learned of this. Their goating - err, gloating - would be priceless.

Marc A

 

[Athelstane]

Not bad

But I think this thread would be much more compelling if the premise had Hitler vacationing in the Frisian Islands, only to be mauled to death by a rabid sealion while strolling the beach.

 

[Kaiser K]

I made a wiki page for this.

 

[M. A. Dickens]

But I think this thread would be much more compelling if the premise had Hitler vacationing in the Frisian Islands, only to be mauled to death by a rabid sealion while strolling the beach.

What, you mean to tell me the winged whales had no part in that?

Marc A

 

[ATL Czar]

This thread's turning into a signature quote birthing ground.

 

[brokenman]

There'll be a movie based on this... with Bryan Cranston as the Goat.

"I am the one who bahhhhhhh's".

The Fuhrer could be Cage though.

"Oh no, not the baaaahs. Not the baaahs!

 

[Romantic Nihilist]

The Fuhrer could be Cage though.

"Oh no, not the baaaahs. Not the baaahs!

I AM THE GOAT.

With a special appearance from James Hetfield: I am the table.

 

[King of the Uzbeks]

Hail HYDRA! Says the goat.

 

[Stolengood]

Just bringing this back up due to awesomeness.

 

[TFSmith121]

Oh my God...it's full of goats!

Can't forget the Golgafrinchans...

Best,

 

[Romantic Nihilist]

Oh myy. I remember this thread.

 

[Stolengood]

Oh myy. I remember this thread.

You should; it was only three months ago, after all...

 

[Romantic Nihilist]

You should; it was only three months ago, after all...

A lot can happen in three months

 

[Stolengood]

A lot can happen in three months

Very, very true.

 

[Romantic Nihilist]

I'm honestly surprised it never got locked, aha. Maybe the mods have a sense of humour?

 

[Stolengood]

Is it okay if I bring this one back up? I can't stop laughing.