WI Britney Spears never became a Mouseketeer?

HelloLegend

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Though this sounds like a joke thread...

Part One:

I'm asking seriously would the Bubble Gum revival movement of poppy music of the early 2000s still have come into existence??? Would Christina AG have still popularize the style again by herself?

Further explanation:

Basically, between Debbie Gibson/Tiffany and Britney/Christina AG there was a 10 year gap of NO BUBBLE GUM music from America. Though a few years prior... the Spice Girls kinda filled that role from distant shores.

Part Two:

Britney lived in Kentwood Lousiana. She would be in her early 20s now. What kind of job does she have in 2007? Does she live in a trailer park with 3 kids and no husband? How does her life turn out?
 

1940LaSalle

Some other bubble-head would come along in her place: her type of pseudo-talent is a product of marketing, not real talent. On the other hand, there would probably be a well-established relatively young, busty blonde porn star who came (pun intended) on the scene at roughly the same time....:D
 
Aozhouhuaren

Aozhouhuaren

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Hmmm, Britney as a pornstar, but without her musical career, no witty puns could be used as porn titles, you know like "OOPs, I Did It Again (in the ass) 5"
 

1940LaSalle

Aozhouhuaren said:
Hmmm, Britney as a pornstar, but without her musical career, no witty puns could be used as porn titles, you know like "OOPs, I Did It Again (in the ass) 5"
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Perhaps not, but with her friendship with Paris Hilton, I could see them both on an alternate career path in adult entertainment (hell's bells, with those no-panties pictures, that's a step in that direction) together...
 

NomadicSky

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Britney Spears is nothing but white trash with money. Without the Mouseketeers she's just white trash.
So she lives in a trailer park with 3 kids and her husband is in Angola not the country but the Louisiana State Penitentiary.
 

NapoleonXIV

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HelloLegend said:
Though this sounds like a joke thread...

Part One:

I'm asking seriously would the Bubble Gum revival movement of poppy music of the early 2000s still have come into existence??? Would Christina AG have still popularize the style again by herself?

Further explanation:

Basically, between Debbie Gibson/Tiffany and Britney/Christina AG there was a 10 year gap of NO BUBBLE GUM music from America. Though a few years prior... the Spice Girls kinda filled that role from distant shores.

Part Two:

Britney lived in Kentwood Lousiana. She would be in her early 20s now. What kind of job does she have in 2007? Does she live in a trailer park with 3 kids and no husband? How does her life turn out?
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Has anyone noticed how many celesluts have come from Disney? There's Britney, and Lindsay Lohan, and wasn't Aguilera one too? I wonder how the girl doing Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) will turn out.

Britney is mainly a triumph of packaging and promotion rather than talent. OTOH, she did run awfully well with the ball once she had it. She did much better than Debbie Gibson, who was more talented IMO, because she was frankly sexual in her appeal, even when she was 16. (in fact, more so then)

Aguilera got sidetracked into being 'Hispanic'. A mistake IMO, that craze had no legs.
 
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