I know there have been ideas about 'if Germany was treated less harsh, WWII would've never happened'. But what if Germany was treated even worse, and was lowered so much that it could never again rise to the point that it had a chance at winning a second world war?
Germany never did have a chance of winning our second world war, it should be pointed our.
I don't need POD's even though they would be nice, but I'd be interested in the alternate treaty.
Bonus points if Germany either goes willingly along with it (like if all of Germany is occupied at the time of the treaty being signed) or/and if it becomes a vassal state of one of the Allied powers.
Not happening. I mean, occupying all of Germany would have been an expnesive waste of time, but it is within the bounds of possibility. But given ho much soul-searching it took for a
liberal statesman to sign
our Versailles, a treaty as crazy-go-nuts as the one you outline will just not be signed.
Ideas would be the ceding of Baden to France, giving Belgium, Luxemburg and Netherlands Rhine-borders, restoring the pre-1866 states that were absorbed by Prussia in that year, giving Hamburg to Denmark, Emden to the Netherlands, realizing the Oder-Neisse border early, and so the list can go on.
-What does France want with Baden? If we're going to be implausibly harsh on the Germans, why not the good old rhine border?
-Conversely, how the hell does one expand the Netherlands to a Rhine border? And why would one tack enormous German populations taht neithe wanted onto Belgium and Luxembourg? In fact, extending Luxembourg to the Rhine will give it a huge German-majority population, and the inhabitants of old Luxembourg could then end up Germanised. Talk about a backfire! Belgium will also have big problems with the new German...
half... of its population, give or take a little.
-How does re-organising Germany internally constitute punishment?
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Hamburg? The Danes don't want it! They'll be persuaded to take the who le of Schleswig, max. Even in the mid-19th century wars, they were pretty much trying to divest themselves to Holstein.
Hamburg? Remember that Denmark feels no ill-feeling towards Germany, being a neutral.
-Likewise the Netherlands. This pro-German neutral, happy in its boundaries, probably wont
want Ostfriesland (which is also not that important, really).
-I'm not sure if the Oder-Neisse line is
physically possible. Ethnic cleansing was not only not on the table in 1919, but if we put it there, where are we going to get all the Poles to fill up this areas, unless we're giving Poland its Stalin-boundaries as well. But again, Poland, locked in a life of death struggle with Russia, won't
want this enormous military and logistical undertaking. The most they'll want is all of Upper Silesia, the Grenzmark, full sovereignty in Danzig (maybe) and southern East Prussia, assuming the allies can hand them over without Poland having to fight Germany.
So basically, this treaty is actually impossible. Not "the Entente didn't want to punish Germany that hard impossible", "will not be implemented without liberal dollops of ASB-sauce" impossible. We need a better harsher Versailles before we start this discussion properly. I'd recomend...
-Giving Poland the Grenzmark, all of Upper Silesia, and southern East Prussia. Making the whole of East Prussia into a Danzig-like Polish vassal state. Annexing Memel directly to Lithuania.
-Giving Denmark all of Schleswig.
-Creating a French protectorate on the left bank of the Rhine.
-Tighter naval restrictions.
-DMZ extended to cover all frontiers.
This is still implausible without screwing with the Entente leader's brains, but at least it can physically be done.