We didn't start the Fire refers to alternate events.

The idea here is to keep the lyrics to Billy Joel's We didn't start Fire the exact same, but have them refer to different events. Feel free to contribute, but only as long as you know the words!

Harry Truman- first openly gay US politician to get elected President.
Doris Day- actress who was murdered outside of Los Angeles, CA. The case remains unsolved.
Red China- refers to the repressions enforced by Chiang Kai-shek and the Nationalists after their victory in the Chinese Civil War.
Johnnie Ray- Biker outlaw who founded the biker gang Satan's Angels.
South Pacific- refers to the nuclear testing in the bikini atoll.
Walter Winchell- first College athlete to win the NCAA Heisman Trophy twice.
Joe DiMaggio- Harry Truman's Secretary of State, who went on a peacekeeping humanitarian trip to the USSR, and was detained by Soviet authorities.
Joe McCarthy- founder of Communist Party USA, blacklisted, arrested and tried for treason by.....
Richard Nixon- New Hampshire politician who ushered in an era of "Nixonism" and called for a fight against Communism.
Studebaker- To this date still the biggest selling and most reliable and popular car ever made.
Television- invented in the '20s, became a fad in the early '50s, but died out soon there after.
North Korea- Democratic capitalist Victor in the 1950-53 Civil War against....
South Korea- Fascist puppet of Imperial Japan.
Marilyn Monroe- Female athlete who won two gold medals at the 1950 Olympics despite harsh treatment by nations from all around the world, on account of her being a woman.
Rosenbergs- CIA secret agents who rescued Joe Dimaggio but in the process touched off the 3rd World War.
H-bomb-dropped on Moscow.
Sugar Ray- sugar magnate who was suspected of including trace amounts of cocaine in his sugar packets.
Panmunjom- Korean city where South Korea surrendered to North Korea in 1953.
Brando-refers to Marlon Brando, teenage heartthrob who was killed in a motorcycle accident.
The King and I- first pornographic movie to become a household name.
The Catcher in the Rye- song by early Grammy winning musicians Guns N' Roses.
Eisenhower- assassinated on the campaign trail in 1952. No one is sure whether he was killed by the Soviets or a domestic enemy, as no killer was ever found.
Vaccine- refers to the government spending millions to find a cure for AIDS.
England's got a new queen- refers to Queen Elizabeth the II, who was installed in Britain by Oswald Mosley following the coup successfully staged by the British Union of Fascists.
Marciano- American aviator who invented a small, 4 person plane and then was killed flying it.
Liberace- Cuban Dictator.
Santayana Goodbye- refers to the resignation of Spanish King Jorge Santayana, who resigned his throne because he fell in love with a common Frenchwoman.
 
Joseph Stalin (or Dzughashvili) - benevolent head of the NKVD, himself purged because he was mistrusted by....
Malenkov
- General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. Killed in the bombing of Moscow.
Nasser- Egyptian terrorist fighting against Israeli domination of the Sinai.
Prokofiev- Russian composer who was forced to compose music for the Soviet regime.
Rockefeller- head of the New York Mafia.
Campanella- quarterback for the New York Giants. First NFL MVP.
Communist bloc- refers to the Western efforts to keep the Communists from making gains in Asia.
Roy Cohn- activist Supreme Court Judge.
Juan Peron- Argentinian University professor and leader of Argentina's nonviolent resistance movement.
Toscanini- Italian-American Chef famous for introducing a round, tomato-paste and cheese covered dish to American cuisine.
Dacron- refers to the deaths of several people due to a mysterious substance found in some Italian food dishes.
Dien Bien Phu falls- refers to the encirclement and destruction of the NVA by the French forces in Vietnam in 1954.
Rock around the clock- title of a music channel devoted to the popular music of the day, called "Rock."
Einstein- Jewish rabbi.
James Dean- police chief of NYC.
Brooklyn's got a winning team- refers to the football team NY Giants winning the Super Bowl, for which Campanella was named MVP.
Davy Crockett- highest grossing movie ever made, and only film to sweep every oscar it was nominated for.
Peter Pan- gave "Davy Crockett" a good fight, both at the box office and oscars.
Elvis Presley- Youngest man ever elected Senator, from Mississippi.
Disneyland- refers to the attempt by Walt Disney to actually buy an African country in order to help the people after the Europeans pulled out.
Bardot- refers to Bridget Bardot, who played Peter Pan in the movie and became Hollywood's most bankable star.
Budapest- refers to the Budapest Massacre, in which the occupying Soviet Union stamped out the anticommunist resistance.
Alabama- refers to the Mobile bus boycott, which helped start the failed civil rights movement.
Khruschev- head of the NKVD after Stalin, renounced both his predecessor and his boss, and defected to the USA.
Princess Grace- shot for treason against the UK.
Payton Place- television show that was considered too risque for air and was cancelled.
Trouble in the Suez- refers to the attacks on the Suez Canal led by Egyptian terrorist Nassar.
 
Little Rock- site of the 1958 Olympic Games
Pasternak inventor of the microchip
Mickey Mantle the best basketball player of the 1950s
Kerouac US senator who introduced the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1953
Sputnik- A spectacular Soviet space failure that destroyed much of the city of Vladivostok
Chou En-Lai- a brief, communist take over of Peking, crushed by Nationalist troops
"Bridge on the River Kwai"- fmous Broadway musical about a major railway building contest in the Philippines

Lebanon- A famous musician, formerly known as John Lenon
Charles de Gaulle- famous leader of failed coup attempt in France in 1959
California baseball- a failed attempt to creat major-league baseball teams on the West Coast
Starkweather, homicide- the tragic end of a famous TV comedy pair
children of thalidomide- a religious movement in California involving massive doses of the above medication

Buddy Holly- famous comedian killed in a bar fight
"Ben-Hur" a musical based on the novel
space monkey- a British band
Mafia- a scandal involving Italian criminals' attempted coup against the government
hula hoops- a bizarre fashion bringing back hoop skirts
Castro- All-star Yankee's pitcher, later US senator
Edsel is a no go- Edsel Ford runs Ford Motor Company into bankruptcy

U2-a famous international movement avocating for "You too" to become involved in anti-poverty action
Syngman Rhee- first Korean governor of Hawaii
payola- a candy bar
Kennedy- family implicated in major organized crime bust by the FBI
Chubby Checker- a famous update of the boardgame
, "Psycho"- Alfred Hitchcock's best novel
Belgians in the Congo an American sit-com about the Belgian family and their never-ending vacation in the Congo
 
My response (incomplete for now, at least, and unrelated to what's been posted):

1949

August 7: In Mehica, Harrison R. Truman is found guilty of the murder of his downstairs neighbors, a family of five.

September 18: Doris Day is elected as the first female Lord Governor of Ireland.

1950

February 17: Chen Zheyuan comes to power in China and founds a new dynasty, taking the name of Hong Xiang.

March 1: While visiting France, an Antilian journalist is contacted by a man identified only as "Jean Raymond" in an apparent attempt to communicate the plight of the French people to the free world.

July 8: Alexander London's dystopian novel South Pacific is published, stirring up woldwide controversy.

October 9: The first in a series of debates between prominent Mehican politicians G. Walter Winchell and Joseph DiMaggio occurs.

November 10: After a series of corruption scandals, Doris Day resigns as Lord Governor of Ireland. Her successor is the relatively unknown Joseph Jacob Matthew McCarthy.

December 22: Richard Nixon releases a music collection, Frozen Toes. It surges to the top of the popularity charts.

1951

April 29: The Studebaker scandal ruins Joeseph DiMaggio's prestige. G. Walter Winchell goes on to win the Mehican consulate.

May 17: Operation Television, the wartime Russian infiltration of the Mehican government, is discovered. The allies are able to paper it over with diplomacy.

1952

January 5: In the Sapporo Accords, China and Japan develop their occupation of the Korean peninsula into two separate zones.

February 22: Periodical editor Marilyn Monroe Brown publishes her memoirs.

May 10: Atlantis Vehicles, Pub., releases a new line of powered wagons: Rosenbergs.

July 3: The French "Havre Bomb" is tested in Saharia; it uses the atomic fission of flavium to create a stupendous explosion.

July 4: The "Sugar Ray" campaign, advertising sweet breakfast food, kicks off in Antipodia.

November 8: A group of French scientists (called "Panmunjom" from the initials of their last names) attempt to defect to Russia, but are captured by the authorities.

1953

January 4: Satirist Egbert Smith describes the previous six months' growing commericalism and branding as "Brando".

March 30: The New Porto Simulation Fesival highlights several simulations, among them The King and I and The Catcher in the Rye; they are recognized as covering intense moral and emotional themes.

June 1: Heinrich Eisenhower, consul of Germany, is fatally injured in a wagon accident.

June 27: English scientists discover the source of a neurological disorder in cattle: a malformed protein, which they dub "vaccine".

August 4: Elizabeth Alder-Wessington, an English simulation actress, is hailed with the title of "Queen of England" after her starring role in The Hard Answer Never Does Everything. The previous holder was her mother, Margaret Alder.

September 1: Carlo Marciano, former chancellor of Italy, is executed for war crimes.

September 17: The radical Liberace party does amazingly well in Antipodian elections, due to popular disillusionment with the ruling parties.

December 18: At the end of a charity speech, philanthropist Richard Rathauser inexplicably says, "Santayana. Goodbye."
 
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