The timeline of God

Rebel · Jun 30, 2009

First troll post i've ever come across. A bit scary. Actually thought this might go somewhere until THE FIRST DATE. Secret Muslim, Really? Why is it that this site gets all the crackpots?

General Mung Beans · Jun 30, 2009

I propose a new category of Turtledove awards-The worst timelines and I nominate this one.

statichaos · Jun 30, 2009

Rebel said:
First troll post i've ever come across. A bit scary. Actually thought this might go somewhere until THE FIRST DATE. Secret Muslim, Really? Why is it that this site gets all the crackpots?

Not just a Muslim, but a Turk! Disguised as a German Jew!

strangeland · Jun 30, 2009

Before this thread is locked, I would like to nominate it for both best and worst AH.com thread of all time

Zimmerwald1915 · Jun 30, 2009

Interesting Mohommad-Jesus Axis of Doom.

TNF · Jun 30, 2009

I love this thread.

Zimmerwald1915 · Jun 30, 2009

The New Freedom said:
I love this thread.

Perhaps IAN should change the title to "how NOT to do AH" and stikcy it someplace?

Sachyriel · Jun 30, 2009

Turtledove Award: God-damned Ridiculous Category

Zimmerwald1915 · Jun 30, 2009

General Mung Beans said:
I propose a new category of Turtledove awards-The worst timelines and I nominate this one.

strangeland said:
Before this thread is locked, I would like to nominate it for both best and worst AH.com thread of all time

mmmeee0 said:
Turtledove Award: God-damned Ridiculous Category

I sense a movement

DireSituation · Jun 30, 2009

This thread is full of win.

Nae'Blis · Jun 30, 2009

General Mung Beans said:
I propose a new category of Turtledove awards-The worst timelines and I nominate this one.

I think that sounds like a good idea.

Patriot · Jun 30, 2009

Can someone please sticky this or something? If only for the witty replies...

DakotaG01 · Jun 30, 2009

General Mung Beans said:
I propose a new category of Turtledove awards-The worst timelines and I nominate this one.

I agree with that. I think it's one of the few threads you can't read without thinking WTF??!!

feinnid · Jun 30, 2009

Why kidnap Albert Einstein?

Why not kidnap Cockcroft and Walton, maybe Fermi

Also how the hell did they make a bomb in a year?

Zimmerwald1915 · Jun 30, 2009

feinnid said:
Also how the hell did they make a bomb in a year?

Turkish techwank?

Patriot · Jun 30, 2009

feinnid said:
Why kidnap Albert Einstein?

Why not kidnap Cockcroft and Walton, maybe Fermi

Also how the hell did they make a bomb in a year?

Coming up with serious questions for this timeline is pointless. It's like trying to punch the sun.

Zimmerwald1915 · Jun 30, 2009

Andrew C. said:
Coming up with serious questions for this timeline is pointless. It's like trying to punch the sun.

So we should get Mr. T in here to critique this timeline?

FDW · Jun 30, 2009

Agree with everyone else on the Turtledove, and BTW:

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD

Dan Reilly The Great · Jun 30, 2009

Coming up with serious questions for this timeline is pointless. It's like trying to punch the sun.

time to put some SPF 7000 on my nuckles then...

um... so yeah... anyways wouldn't the islamic conquest of the world be centered in saudi arabia? I mean it is the muslim homeland afterall.

but uh... yeah thus guy is made of pure fail and stupidity, either that or he actually believes the exact opposite and is really trying to draw negative attention toward the very thing he disagrees with. I have a similar theory about ann coulter (I mean can anybody be that batshit crazy?... don't answer that.)

Hashasheen · Jun 30, 2009

Dan Reilly The Great said:
um... so yeah... anyways wouldn't the islamic conquest of the world be centered in saudi arabia? I mean it is the muslim homeland afterall.

No, they're not the muslim motherland. kissem Saudi, they're a bunch of minafqeen wa sharameet. Khizat masari il petrol.