Chapter III
Prince Pavel Pavlovich Romanov stared out the window of his study onto his villa's courtyard. Had he walked in on anyone else standing about as such he would have mocked them for being melodramatic. But there was nothing melodramatic about having a taste of It and then having It taken back. He was in the courtyard, chopping wood to stay fit, when the messenger rushed up and announced the Tsar had died in an accident. No details were known at the time. The moment the words left the messenger's mouth, everything changed. There were two dozen servants in the courtyard and the looks on their faces... They respected him as a prince, and as their master, of course, but this was different. He heard whispers of "Regent," and Dusya, good old Dusya, whom he had known since she was a young scullery maid, fell on her ancient knees, wept and bowed. For 17 tantalizing minutes he was Regent, in his own mind, and in the eyes of all about. Then came the second messenger with the details and his heart broke. His own son was at the scene of the tragedy, and had initiated the fatal race. His bloody son.
Had the fool not been there, Pavel Pavlovich would have rode up to the Summer Palace, in full uniform, and as all skittered out of his way and bowed, he would have strode up to the bedroom of the young Tsarevich, placed a manly hand on the lad's shoulder and announced himself as his Guardian. But now... now, such an act would reek of opportunism and desperation, and the enemies of Russia, his enemies, would depose him from the job. Ancient witless creatures who dared share his royal surname would show up, decrepit and wheezing, and tell him he was being improper and he would be hobbled out of the gate. So now, instead of taking initiative, like a true prince and a real man, he had to wait for the five most decrepit and aged of the Romanov princes to gather the rest and vote on the matter. Vote! The whole thing was ridiculous. His name would be mentioned, naturally, for he was the only proper candidate, but others would be put forward their name as well and the geriatrics would play politics, as the Empire stood still and her enemies rejoiced and gathered.
The door opened. Pavel Pavlovich did not turn around.
"I asked not to be disturbed and I will not ask twice."
"Father, I..."
"Not now, Nikolai."
"Father, I know I..."
"Not now, damn your eyes!"
The door shut and he heard weeping as footsteps retreated. Air blossomed in Pavel Pavlovich's chest and tumbled out of his mouth as something dangerously close to an unmanly sigh. His own son.
"One other small item, Minister. You asked me to keep an eye on the former Governor of Bengal."
The Home Secretary gave a quick nod. As a thoroughly decent Liberal she did not care for England having secret-policemen, and she made sure the excesses of the Bureau were curbed, but at times... At times, she put in surveillance requests to the Bureau which would have shocked her younger self.
"The Governor has bought tickets to fly to Seville tomorrow."
R.A. Butler, thought the Home Secretary. He must be going to see his old mentor. Harmless enough, she supposed. But with the general election looming and a Bengal tiger loose so nearby...
"Have we a man in Seville?"
"Normally, no, not since the budget cuts. But there is one there now, due to the chess tournament."
"Chess tournament?"
"To crown the challenger to the champion of the world Spassky."
"Ah, yes. Have your man in Seville keep an eye on Powell."
"General-Major Baron May-Mayevsky travelled to Mykonos," announced Colonel Dolgorukiy.
"That poor island. Has it not suffered enough," chortled General-Major Count Dolgorukiy. They were in the Count's private office. It was swept for listening devices twice a day and staffed with family friends and trusted servants. The Count was a solid Union of Patriotic Russians supporter and regarded those who would splinter the natural party of government as traitors and fools. And having interacted with the man on more than several occasions, the Count regarded the Baron as something close to an idiot.
"I think you are thinking of Oia, uncle. They were the ones who experienced the recent earthquake. The Greek isle of Mykonos was not unduly impacted."
"Ah, so I am. Does he keep a woman there, or something?"
"I think not. But Mykonos is the current residence of Avian Mikhailovich Romanov."
"The Black Baron wants to take a gander at the black sheep."
"The trouble, uncle, is that the black sheep stands out. Have you looked at the genealogical charts?"
"Been doing nothing since our last chat."
"So have I, and they are not promising. All the princes we think likely to be of help to us can trace themselves to Tsar Nicholas I, but none can trace themselves to the more recent tsars. Avian can boast of descent from Tsars Nicholas I, Alexander II and Alexander III. Not even Pavel Pavlovich can do that."
"But he is not eligible."
"Some would argue against that. If enough argue..."
"The Devil take me. Right, what do we know of this Avian?"
In Mykonos, the sleepy eyed brunette made her way down a goat path from the hotel to the small town below. The weather was cool by local standards, but she saw the beet red faces of the already sweating Russian tourists. They were much preferable to the faces of locals, especially the women, who gave her cold stares. The men were slightly better, with most simply leering. But she had endured much worse since the apocalypse came to her island and turned her family along with thousands of others into desperate refugees, fleeing here and there to any port which would have them along the Aegean Sea. Her mother did not survive the degradation. She lost the will, then her mind, and then her body simply gave out. Her father turned bitter, and took it out on her when he found out what she did to survive. She left, but still sent him and her two younger brothers some money whenever she could.
She passed a pair of pampered Russian college girls, clearly lost in the narrow streets of the small town, and ignored their calls for help, feigning not to understand Russian or French. She then made a few sharp turns and found herself facing the sea. Nearby the windmills were silent. The air was still today. She took a lungful of the clean air, with only a single ferry clogging the view and stinking up the shore, and walked up to a deserted bistro, tucked between a pair of as yet unopened tourist traps.
Her handler was waiting behind the corner table, back to the wall, eyes on the menu, but missing little. She was a not unattractive blonde in her mid-thirties, dressed as if a Sicilian on a trip.
"Hello there," said the blonde and waved for her contact to sit opposite.
"Hello, Kitty," said the brunette and took her seat. She handed over the listening devices in a small chewed up souvenir bag, which the Sicilian blonde made to disappear in her large Prada purse, before giving back an identical small chewed up souvenir bag with an envelope full of cash.
"They left in the morning, by the early ferry, but I think you already know that. Did not say goodbye. I do not think Alexei wanted to go. But felt he had to, for the sake of his father."
His grandfather would not have bothered, thought Kitty. Grand-Prince Michael Alexandrovich Romanov ran away from the job, and to make sure they didn't call him back, shacked up with a princess of dubious bloodline, and a Catholic to boot. He knew the son of Tsar Nicholas II was sickly and may not live long enough to succeed his father, and even if he did, had no hope of siring an heir. The thought of inheriting the Russian throne so horrified Michael he went out of his way to disqualify himself. And now his only son Avian was rushing back, and not even for the real thing, but the booby prize.
"How are Alexei's nightmares," she asked the brunette.
"They go way and return with no rhyme or reason. He had a theory once that he would not get them if he only drank wine. That lasted a month. Then he was back to waking himself by screaming."
"Will you stay on in Mykonos?"
"How is that your concern?"
"We may have need of your services again, and are prepared to compensate you for them."
"Your compensation is terrible. I hope you are aware of that, but if you are not, the French would have paid me far more, as would have the Americans, the Austrians, and even the Prussians."
"The Sicilian State Security Agency is not a wealthy organization, but the Republic is thankful for..."
"You are British. The Bureau, I think. They started using female agents a little while back, but not for what I had to do to get close to him. It's the only reason I agreed to do this, you know. Not the money. It's the fact you are a woman and they trust you with something like this and don't expect you to soil your bedsheets to get it. Impressed me. Hope I won't get a knife in the kidney for blowing your cover."
"We don't do that."
The brunette managed a nod, got to her feet, clutching the small chewed up souvenir bag with the life-saving money, muttered her way through goodbyes and walked off. Kitty returned to the menu and decided she would have the marinated octopus and the honey-dipped cheese-bread.
Out in the Beau Monde Tavern, on the outskirts of Baku, Stanislav Avseyevich Sokolov examined his options, which came down to two approaches older than Crassus's sandals: hunker down, cut costs, fire anyone not needed and ride out the storm; or invest to try to regain profit. Ten years ago, Sokolov would have went with the first option without hesitation. After all, waitresses, valets, and even chefs are easy to find in Baku. But there was a world of difference between being a music hall operator in Baku's Black Town, and having a classy joint. He was no longer a grubby man eking out a living. It would send a wrong message if it looked as if the owner of a happening place had to sack most of the staff just to survive a lean month. He called for in his chef, Vovka Podlesniy, and asked him to close the door.
"Heard you got a cousin who knows something about the music equipment trade?"
Vovka exhaled, dug out a pack of cigarettes and lit up.
"Give me 15 seconds, would you? When you called me in here and said to close the door..."
"The Devil take me. Sorry. Did not realize how it would look. Back to the music furniture. We can't do live music for a bit, but what if we put speakers in the ballroom and play records?"
"That there is not a bad idea."
"Glad you think it. Call your cousin. I want to get this done 'fore Friday."
"All right. You should say something, you know. To the troops. Lots of long faces in the kitchen and the hostess and the rest of the front staff are scared shitless as well. They can read the signs."
"Vovka, when the boss-man starts saying not to worry, people know the opposite is true on account he felt the need to say something about it. You tell 'em. You got credibility."
Among the depressingly long list of
anni horribiles of the Russian Empire, no year brought about as much abject misery (as yet) as 1912. It was forever enshrined in Russian memory as the Troubles of '12. After a lost war, the people of Russia mutinied. Five dozen cities and twice as many towns imploded in a sea of destruction. In the aftermath, when the Russian government regained the upper hand, a formal inquest determined all the Russian security agencies were deficient in their duties. But the agency which emerged with its reputation in the worst tatters was the Okhrana. It had the most power going into the Troubles and it did the least to put a stop to them. It was nearly shuttered.
Over the next two decades, the organization lay low, but set about making changes to its structure. During the Succession Crisis of '33, Okhrana eased their way out from under the Ministry of Internal Affairs and joined the Ministry of Justice. It gave them independence, and more importantly carte blanche in sentencing its detainees, for the Ministry of Justice ran the prisons and the camps. While the Special Section and the Gendarmes could inflict as much bodily harm to their detainees as anyone, when it came time to decide where to send the unfortunates, they merely made suggestions, while Okhrana chose. It meant anyone who fell into their hands, for any crime - no matter how vile or minor - could be sent to a Siberian labor camp, an even worse camp above the Arctic Circle north of Arkhangelsk, a logging camp in the wilderness, or a soft jail (if such a thing can be said to exist). They were judge, jury and executioner. By '75, Okhrana was one of the most powerful security organizations in the Russian Empire. And dark rumors swirled about them. In addition to the torture chambers and horror, it was said they had taken to wearing monastic habits in private, in an effort to ape the dreaded Oprichnina of Ivan the Terrible. And it was gossiped they had taken to addressing one another using clerical titles, which got the Ober-Prosecutor of the Holy Synod of the Russian Church to formally initiate proceedings.
Feofan Budimirovich Zub never wore a monastic habit in his life. True, he wore a jet black duty uniform which bore a certain similarity to clothes worn by priests from days of yore, but it was quite modern, slick, and made by a Russian affiliate of Hugo Boss. As to his rank, as an associate of the Ministry of Justice, he wore the insignia of a Court-Councilor, on his right lapel. His left lapel was blank. His superior officer Zahar Alexandrovich Bataev, who sat opposite him in the Okhrana subterranean divisional headquarters in Odesa, wore the insignia of a Collegiate-Councilor. He bade Zub to sit.
"We have compromising materials on some of the members of the Imperial House who will attend the Gathering. Your clearance has been upgraded to give you access to the following files. Use the information contained within to ensure our preferred candidate is named Regent and Guardian."
"All of the movie theater operators understand the situation, Serenity," reported the young man.
"Thank you, Poruchik," said Her Serene Highness Princess Natalie Kropotkina, her cheeks suitably puffy from tears she forced herself to shed, and her voice being suitably distracted and tired.
Poruchik Obolensky bowed and left. He was an officer in the Special Section of the Department of Police of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and as such should have only obeyed orders from his Ministry superiors, but he was an intelligent young man and wished to go far in the world. Kropotkina reviewed the gossip collected by the Special Section. The consensus was clear, the people of Riga were terrified of what the future held. She shared their fears, just as she shared her husband's sadness for the passing of the Tsar. She just did not let such things unman her, as her grandfather would say. She was a Siberian. Emotional displays were for people who did not have to face the wrath of winter for nine months out of the year. Her earliest vivid memory as a little girl was her grandfather taking her out after a snowstorm to a village near their diamond mine. Everyone had perished in it. She saw corpses of parents huddling to protect their children. Cows frozen in their stalls. And a half naked man, dead by a tree. He had shed his clothes, leaving a trail from his hut to the pine. Her grandfather patiently explained how extreme cold plays tricks on your mind and makes you at times take off clothes even as it gets colder and colder. The old man was always good for a valuable lesson, taught in the worst way possible, but still.
Prince Kropotkin wandered into the room, troubled. He closed the door and turned on the radio, loudly. Depressing music filled the room. Radio stations were not about to play happy music, despite no announcement from St. Pete as yet about the death of the Tsar. Given most radio stations preferred having plenty of lively music in their rotation, they ran out of the normally played somber stuff quickly and had to do deep cuts and sometimes even managed to showcase new artists or the ones who had no chance to be played under usual circumstances. For instance, the dirge now playing was by Muslim Magomaev. One knew something was amiss when not just an Azeri, but an Azeri with such a name got airplay on a major Russian station.
Her Serenity approached her husband and they sat on the couch. He turned to her and whispered:
"There is talk among some of the Romanovs to nominate Gavril Ioannovich as Regent and Guardian."