<staggers into room, collapses into chair, logs on>
Oh my <insert preferred deity or other godhead here>!
I am exhausted, ready to drop. I would kill myself except I don't have the energy. No matter WHAT the long-term benefits, going to work on a Saturday, when the trip ALONE is almost three hours EACH WAY is just not worth it. Right now, being dead would be a step up for me.
Yes, I am the undead!
Well, at least I can relax and unwind on AH.com. My home away from rental studio. One of the last bastions of true maleness where guys like me(dweebs) can be themselves, and be comfortable. Where we can relax, walk around in nothing but underwear with our belly hanging out, and scratch ourselves to the point of satiation. Yes, this is a beautiful place for us to be.
Where to start? Well, I saw Doctor What had posted here so I thought it might be interesting to see...Hi Doctor What!
And we have a small but decent crowd here...hi Val, Mich, Torq...
So might as well extend greetings to all and try to be witty and amusing...hi Michael, Gwen, Faelin.
Well, I might start with some jokes that even Henny Youngman rejected so...hi Diamond, Landshark...Gwen?
Gwendolyn?
AIGH!!!
<Flees room at great speed, slams door>
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