The Greatest Albums Never Made

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To start off with the obvious one:

Lifehouse
The Who
Released October 18, 1971

Track Listing

Side One Side Two

1. Baba O'Reilly 1. Behind Blue Eyes
2. Water 2. Naked Eye
3. Love Ain't for Keeping 3. Getting In Tune
4. I Don't Even Know Myself 4. At Last
5. The Song is Over 5. Storm the Gate
6. Pure and Easy 6. Won't Get Fooled Again
7. Going Mobile 7. Pure and Easy (Reprise)

Famously known as the album that nearly killed Pete Townshend, the Who's second rock opera is one of the most divisive albums in the history of rock. Considered by some the ultimate piece of art rock, derided by others as a bloated, pretentious, convoluted piece of "high art" (several punk rock groups attacked this album specifically in the late 1970s), you would be hard pressed to find someone who thinks Lifehouse is "all right". Recorded over the course of ten months at three different studios in the UK and US, Pete Townshend's perfectionism can be heard clearly in the production of this album, as synthesizers, acoustic guitar lines, John Entwistle's typically intricate basslines, and Keith Moon vie for the listener's attention.

The plot of Lifehouse is no less convoluted than that of its predecessor, Tommy. It follows the story of "Bobby" (Pete Townshend was never very creative about naming his protaganists), a teenager in a dystopian future where the Earth is almost dead because of pollution and rock music is banned. Bobby suffers teen angst for a bit before being drawn to what is basically a post-apocalyptic Woodstock. The army is sent in to surpress the

Lifehouse was, like Tommy, a giant hit on both sides of the Atlantic, going double platinum in 1972 and being confirmed as one of the best-selling albums of all time. In 2003 it was ranked 27 on Rolling Stone Magazines 500 Greatest Albums of all Time. concert, but find that all of the members of the audience have mysteriously vanished.
 
Shamelessly stolen from my Richard Nixon timeline:

The Beatles – Pigs Can Fly (***)

(Just Like) Starting Over (Lennon/McCartney)
Blow Away (Harrison)
Woman (Lennon/McCartney)
Free As A Bird (Lennon/McCartney)
Sand Castle Blues (Lennon/McCartney)
Black Box (Harrison)
Waterfalls (Lennon/McCartney)
Who Needs A Heart (Starkey)
Love Comes To Everyone (Harrison)
Pigs Can Fly (Lennon/McCartney)
Sweet Home Chicago (Johnson)

The first album by The Beatles in more than a decade has generated a huge amount of excitement, principally because nobody thought it would ever happen. That’s reflected in the title, a cheeky wink by the Fab Four to their eager fans.

Reports suggest that John Lennon and Paul McCartney have revived their writing partnership, and unfortunately, it seems they might be a tad rusty. While far from the band’s worst album – that accolade probably belongs with Let It Be – Pigs Can Fly never quite reaches the heights of their best work.

That being said, there is much to admire in this one. The opener is a raucous rocker, the band celebrating their return like they really mean it. Free As A Bird. Blow Away, which is oddly influenced by synthpop, is unlike any other Beatles song. The title track is beautiful, played at a waltz-like tempo.

In truth, much of the album proceeds at a slow pace, book ended by the upbeat rockers. The closing cover of Robert Johnson’s standard Sweet Home Chicago evokes their old days in Hamburg and The Cavern, with each member taking a turn on the vocals.

As I said, this isn’t going to outclass any of the band’s greatest albums, but a mediocre Beatles album is better than much that’s out there today. Bring on the world tour.
 
Chinese Democracy by Guns n' Roses (1993)

Cigarettes and Valentines by Green Day (2002)

(From an aborted TL on one of my old hard drives where David Lee Roth was replaced by Ted Nugent rather than Sammy Hagar and they went with a Dueling Guitar format a la Dragonforce) Cabo Wobbo by Van Halen (1986)

(From an aborted TL in which the Lynnard Skynnard Crash never Happened) Hot Phoenix Nights by Lynnard Skynnard (1978)

(From a TL where the plane carrying Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper made a safe emergency landing) Viaje de los Quatro Cabelleros by The Latin Kings

(From a TL in which Slint's Good Morning, Captain was the song that killed metal) The Rubber Class Action by Rodan
 

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Echo & bunnymen enjoy massive US success after their initial first albums and in a way they become the radiohead of the 80s.Then they release their LIVE album " songs to learn & sing" which is a huge mainstream success establishing them as one of the most successful indie/alternativepostpunk bands of all time.While Bono's U2 fade into obscurity after their "unforgettable fire" album.
 
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