the best movies never made

The American Night Witch (1983?) (American title.) Ночные ведьмы (Night Witches) Russian title.
The stylized poster shows a blonde Hollywood star with a witch's hat in a Polikarpov Po-2 Biplane throwing a bomb over the side of the plane. Most of the posters show the Soviet Red Star on the plane, but a few, very collectible, posters show the American insignia.

The year is 1942. The world is at war. The American fleet is crippled by Japanese treachery. Far across the world, German panzers are deep in the heart of America's ally, the Soviet Union. If the Soviet Union falls, the Nazis will make Festung Europa unassailable.

As the Panzers advance, everything is being thrown into the fight. What was inconceivable in 1939 is now imperative, and a few brave women take to the skies in obsolete training aircraft.

The plot is fairly standard war storytelling. It starts with a Greta Wilson, an American woman, being rescued from the Germans by the Red Army--what she was doing as a captive of the Germans near the Eastern Front is never mentioned.

She is one of the rare female pilots, and also competent with a wrench, and ends up assisting the Night Witches keeping their tiny training aircraft, now light bombers, in the air, while awaiting a chance to get sent home. Despite some friction--and unusually enough for Hollywood, a couple of realistic fistfights between women--Greta proves useful to the squadron. She fixes planes, and ferries them around, as well as testing them after repairs, but isn't allowed into battle.
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The tale also follows several Soviet pilots, especially Ludmilla Gurbunova, as she carries out the silent harassment raids the Night Witches are known for. The battle scenes are well done, if a trifle unrealistic at times--these planes were not known fir killing tanks. (One of these could shoot down a fighter if it gets very lucky. In the film, it does,)

On the other side of the lines, the depredations of the Night Witches are giving Colonel Hoffman fits. After one raid destroys several of his fighters and detonates the fuel depot, he makes it his personal mission to destroy the witches once and for all. German fighters raiding their base inflict casualties, but at least once, the Messerschmidts were intercepted by Soviet YaK's, allowing a classic major dogfight.

Even so, several of the pilots are wounded or killed by the German air raids, leaving the squadron under strength. German paratroopers have taken a vital bridge, which, if it isn't destroyed, will allow Panzers to break through. The Luftwaffe smashes a heavy air raid by day, and tomorrow, Panzers will arrive and cross the bridge. It must be destroyed tonight.

With a shortage of pilots, but not planes, Greta chooses to accompany her new comrades, as the outcome of the war might hinge on this one mission.

Swooping out of the night sky with engines off, the first bombs fail to destroy the bridge, though they blow up a tank the paratroopers captured from the Soviets, but alert the anti-aircraft gunners. The second wave, with Greta flying one of the planes, sweeps in from another direction, but several planes fall to anti-aircraft machine guns. In some cuts, Greta's bomb is the key bomb that destroys the bridge--in others, Ludmilla's, and in some, it's deliberately not clear who blew it up--a team effort between the Russians and the American fighting the despicable Nazis.

When he hears that the Night Witches have destroyed the bridge, Colonel Hoffman grabs two other pilots--much like Vader in Star Wars--and takes off, despite the Bf-109 being unsuitable for night flying. One of the German fighters crashes on takeoff, but the other two high speed German fighters catch up to the fleeing biplanes. The Russians scatter, and Colonel Hoffman's wingman tries to follow too closely, and plows into a tree as the agile biplane takers a turn no Messerschmidt could make.

The colonel gains some altitude, and tries to dive on Ludmilla's plane, but she's agile enough to avoid being blown from the sky. Ludmilla leads the German a merry chase--her plane's top speed is slower than the German's stall speed, so very hard to hit. Even so, he manges to kill her tail gunner and wound her. As Colonel Hoffman comes in for another run, he strays across the path of Greta's plane, and her tail gunner shoots the Nazi from the skies.

The final scene shows great celebration--and in Hollywood fashion, Ludmilla's wound isn't serious.

The film is notable for very good battle scenes, and used many authentic aircraft. There's some distortion of history for the sake of the plot, but no accidental errors--the Soviet partners were insistent on that. (The mere fact of an American with the Night Witches is a major brak from reality.)

Made as a joint effort between United Artists and the Soviet film industry after difficult negotiations concerning the plot, and an agreement to film slightly different versions for Soviet and American release, the film was a box office success. The environment of cooperation in fighting a common enemy--terrorists that would attack nuclear facilities, and had done so in both nations--helped both make the film possible, and contribute to its success. So did the authentic equipment and the fact that history was not ignored--though it had its share of inaccuracies.

The box office success brought good hard currency into both United Artists' coffers, and the Soviet Ministry responsible. It led to occasional (although RARE!) joint efforts in the future, mostly war movies, starting with MURMANSK! (Soviet title) which was titled "CONVOY!" in the US and Britain.

Depending on how Soviet-American relations go, it might get made in my timeline, The Masquerade

Any thoughts on actors?
 
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Smurfs Through Time: The Final Chapter (1990)

After the 1981 Smurfs animated series was cancelled by NBC, reruns of the series found refuge on the newly-formed Cartoon Network, which had been founded by Ted Turner in 1987. However, the series had already been airing via syndication on said channel for some time, and it was enough of a ratings hit that it was decided Season Nine, the infamous time-travelling season, would need a proper finale.

The film picks off where Season Nine's final episode left off with The Smurfs still travelling in time. When we first catch up with The Smurfs, they are apparently in a wartime setting of the 1940s. However, there's not much time to dwell on this as Handy and Clumsy retrieve a Time Crystal from a wartime singer's necklace and then reunite with the other Smurfs. When Handy and Clumsy return however, they find Sassette crying into the arms of Smurfette, who explains that homesickness and the fear that their time-travelling will never end has gotten to the smurfling. Papa Smurf calmly responds that those feelings have gotten to all the time-lost Smurfs as he sets up the crystals once again, and the rainbow whisks them away.

When they end emerging again, the Smurfs find themselves in then present-day New York City. Here, they run across Nathan Fox II (Christian Statler), whose German ancestor spoke of stories about small blue creatures who he owed a debt to. With Fox II's help, the Smurfs are able to work hand in hand to assemble the right time crystals to get everyone back home. Unfortunately though, Nathan and his friend Tony Booker (Phil LaMarr) end up travelling back in time with them. To make matters worse, Gargamel has found about the Time Crystals, and plans to use them for his own purposes. Being a kid's movie however, everything ends well. The Smurfs are back in their time, whereas Nathan and Tony get back to New York. Gargamel even gets a bone thrown to him when he ends up becoming rich thanks to the past being changed through the final confronation. Now Gargamel's mother doesn't hate him, and he's well-off to the point Balthazar has no power over him.

Upon airing on CN, the film was acclaimed as a great send-off to the 1981 Smurfs series. It would later see a release on the Complete Smurfs DVD Boxset and a release to first Amazon Prime then HBO Max.

OOC: This is loosely inspired by the Smurfs In The City story from the Smurfs: Light and Dark Fanfic series.
 

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Man of Steel (2006)

Directed by:
Oliver Stone

Produced by: Alan Horn

Screenplay by: Oliver Stone and Mark Waid

Cinematography by: Andrew Lesnie

Production Company: DC Studios

Distributed by: Warner Brothers Pictures

Music by: Hans Zimmer

Starring:
Jerry O'Connell as Clark Kent/Superman
Selma Blair as Lois Lane
Shia LaBeouf as Jimmy Olson
Tom Hanks as Perry White
Christopher Meloni as Lex Luthor
Devon Aoki as Mercy Graves
Micheal Clark Duncan as Otis
Alan Rickman as General Zod
Kate Beckinsale as Ursa
Liev Schreiber as Non
Reese Witherspoon as Lana Lang
Sean Astin as Pete Ross
Robert Duvall as Jon Kent
Diane Keaton as Martha Kent
Laurence Fishburne as Lucius Fox

Synopsis:
Man of Steel, also known as Superman: Man of Steel in some regions, is a 2006 superhero family/corporate drama directed by Oliver Stone and co-written by Stone and Mark Waid. It is the second film in the DCU and is a reboot of the Superman film series. Since the failure of 1987's Superman IV: Quest for Peace, various attempts were made to revive the Superman film series. In the late 1990s the most concerted attempt would be made with Superman Lives!, which was to be directed by Tim Burton and star Nicholas Cage. After the failure of that project Warner Brothers would push for a hard reboot and chose Oliver Stone to direct the film, titled Man of Steel. Casting began in January of 2005, with Jerry O'Connell being cast as Superman and Selma Blair cast as Lois Lane. Filming began in August of 2005 and wrapped in January of 2006. During the writing and directing process Stone and Waid maintained contact with Batman: Year One writer-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller to ensure their film maintained continuity with each other. Furthermore, Laurence Fishburne was cast as Lucius Fox, who appeared in a cameo at the end of the film to negotiate the acquisition of the Daily Planet by Wayne Industries. Man of Steel premiered in theaters on Fourth of July 2006, and was a critical and box office success, grossing seven-hundred million dollars against it's one hundred million dollar budget. The film would be followed in the DCU by 2007's Wonder Woman, directed by Ridley Scott and starring Lena Heady.
 
Man of Steel (2006)

Directed by:
Oliver Stone

Produced by: Alan Horn

Screenplay by: Oliver Stone and Mark Waid

Cinematography by: Andrew Lesnie

Production Company: DC Studios

Distributed by: Warner Brothers Pictures

Music by: Hans Zimmer

Starring:
Jerry O'Connell as Clark Kent/Superman
Selma Blair as Lois Lane
Shia LaBeouf as Jimmy Olson
Tom Hanks as Perry White
Christopher Meloni as Lex Luthor
Devon Aoki as Mercy Graves
Micheal Clark Duncan as Otis
Alan Rickman as General Zod
Kate Beckinsale as Ursa
Liev Schreiber as Non
Reese Witherspoon as Lana Lang
Sean Astin as Pete Ross
Robert Duvall as Jon Kent
Diane Keaton as Martha Kent
Laurence Fishburne as Lucius Fox

Synopsis:
Man of Steel, also known as Superman: Man of Steel in some regions, is a 2006 superhero family/corporate drama directed by Oliver Stone and co-written by Stone and Mark Waid. It is the second film in the DCU and is a reboot of the Superman film series. Since the failure of 1987's Superman IV: Quest for Peace, various attempts were made to revive the Superman film series. In the late 1990s the most concerted attempt would be made with Superman Lives!, which was to be directed by Tim Burton and star Nicholas Cage. After the failure of that project Warner Brothers would push for a hard reboot and chose Oliver Stone to direct the film, titled Man of Steel. Casting began in January of 2005, with Jerry O'Connell being cast as Superman and Selma Blair cast as Lois Lane. Filming began in August of 2005 and wrapped in January of 2006. During the writing and directing process Stone and Waid maintained contact with Batman: Year One writer-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller to ensure their film maintained continuity with each other. Furthermore, Laurence Fishburne was cast as Lucius Fox, who appeared in a cameo at the end of the film to negotiate the acquisition of the Daily Planet by Wayne Industries. Man of Steel premiered in theaters on Fourth of July 2006, and was a critical and box office success, grossing seven-hundred million dollars against it's one hundred million dollar budget. The film would be followed in the DCU by 2007's Wonder Woman, directed by Ridley Scott and starring Lena Heady.
Oh, shit, it's happening. Like Jerry as Superman, he did a great job voicing him.
 
Ok. As we are now reimagining a movie or franchise reinvented by a more profilic producer: let me throw out a couple of ideas:

Superman, the Guardian by Christopher Nolan.

Superman, Citizen of Earth by James Cameron

Superman! By Jerry Abrams
 
Aquaman
director James Wan
writer Will Beall
aquaman Jason Momoa
plot same as real life but set before the events of justice league so is thus Arthur’s first heroic adventure
release date 13 June 2008
budget $137.5–150 million
box office $264.8 million
critical reception It received praise for its action sequences and was considered an improvement over the 2003 film, but it was criticized as lacking in depth
note distributed by universal pictures who would be conscious of DC wanting another solo film but would always stop them due to their contract initially signed in 1999
 
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Five Nights at Freddy's Movie Tetrology (2017, 2019, 2021, 2023)
First announced in April of 2015 the Five Nights at Freddy's movie was finally announced to be in production at Blumhouse Studios. FNAF creator Scott Cawthon took a leading role in writing the script for the movie and creating an engaging plot for both new and longtime fans. The first movie went into production almost immediately after the script was finalized in the summer of 2015 (shortly after the release of Five Nights at Freddy's 4, the final game in the series, in July that year). The plot centered around Mike Schmidt (played by Andrew Garfield), the estranged son of William Afton (played by Willem Dafoe), getting a job as a nighttime security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Schmidt suffered from PTSD from a traumatic experience as a teenager when he, along with his friends, forced his younger brother up to an animatronic's mouth and it triggered a springlock failure killing his brother. His younger sister Elizabeth also died young in a horrific accident and is revealed in a flashback in a future movie. Schmidt survives the first few nights relatively easily with some serious close calls with the limited power but still doubts the dangers of his job. When he comes into work he listens to job training recordings left for him by the day shift manager who sounds awfully familiar. On the fourth night the manager apparently dies on the recording which unnerved Schmidt. After finishing his shift and barely surviving an encounter with Foxy Schmidt discovered newspaper articles of the Missing Children's Incident and that his father was the prime suspect but was let go due to lack of evidence. He also finds a paper with the words "IT'S ME" written on it creeping him out but somehow bringing up memories of his younger brother. On the fifth night Schmidt finds his father tampering with the animatronics and is nearly killed until the ghosts of the missing children terrify Afton into his yellow rabbit springlock suit. Afton then bleeds out after triggering a springlock failure, uttering his last words "I always come back" before bleeding out. The room in which Afton is left is blocked off from the rest of the building as most staff didn't even know it existed and Afton is left to rot. Oh and of course the opening scene is a cold open with Markiplier playing the last security guard on the night shift and showing the audience just exactly why an opening came up.

The second movie picks up from where the last one left off with Mike getting a job a "new and improved" Freddy Fazbear's location after its "grand re-opening". He survived five more nights at Freddy's before discovering that the soul of his dead brother is inside the animatronic suit Golden Freddy.

The third movie continued Mike's story as he gets a job a local horror attraction Fazbear Frights. While working there he finds that his father William's spirit survived the springlock failure and is now haunting the withered Spring Bonnie suit. By the fifth night Mike burns the place to the ground, however in a post-credits scene it is revealed that Springtrap made it out alive.

The final and fourth movie is a prequel that goes into Mike's and William's origins telling the events surrounding the death of Evan Afton, William Afton's depression and murderous journey, and a young Michael Afton being attacked by nightmarish animatronic creations or hallucinations as retribution by his father.

All in all the second and fourth movies did well at the box office but the first and third movies did outstanding. There are rumors that Scott Cawthon may actually have a script in production for a potential fifth movie surrounding a "Sister Location" of sorts.
 

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Wonder Woman (2007)

Directed by:
Ridley Scott

Produced by: Alan Horn

Screenplay by: Alan Horn and Gail Simone

Cinematography by: Larry Fong

Production Company: DC Studios

Distributed by: Warner Brothers Pictures

Music by: Hans Zimmer

Starring:
Lena Heady as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman
Lynda Carter as Queen Hippolyta
Andrea Martin as Julia Kapatelis
Michelle Trachtenberg as Vanessa Kapatelis/Silver Swan
Benicio Del Torro as Ares
Ben Affleck as Steve Trevor
Jennifer Garner as Etta Candy
Edie Falco as Veronica Cale

Synopsis:
Wonder Woman is a 2007 superhero film directed by Ridley Scott and co-written by Scott and Gail Simone. It is the third film in the DCU and the first live action Wonder Woman film. As one-third of DC's Trinity, a Wonder Woman film was planned as part of the DCU. In 2005 Ridley Scott signed a contract with Warner Bros. to direct a film adaptation. Lena Heady, already a known quantity to Warner Brothers from her supporting role in 300, was cast as the titular heroine. Scott partnered with DC Comics writer Gail Simone to pen the screenplay while much of the production crew from the previous two DCU films returned in what was now their standard roles. The main plot centers around Princess Diana of Themiscyra (Heady) being sent to Man's World by her mother Queen Hippolyta (Lynda Carter) after the bloodthirsty God of War Ares (Benicio Del Torro) resurfaces to incite war. During her quest Diana encounters the hospitality of U.S. Ambassador to Greece Julia Kapatelis (Andrea Martin) and her daughter Vanessa (Michelle Trachtenberg). Through Kapatelis Diana is introduced to U.S. Secretary of Defense Veronica Cale (Edie Falco), who partners Diana with Air Force Colonel Steve Trevor and his fiance Major Etta Candy. Together they track down Ares, whom Diana confronts in a climactic battle at the National Mall. During the battle Julia is killed and Vanessa is severely injured. Diana defeats Ares and banishes him to Tartarus. The film ends with Diana deciding to stay in Man's World to act as an emissiary of peace. A post-credit scene shows Veronica Cale fitting Vanessa Kaptelis with a cybernetic implants while she speaks to a an unseen man, who's revealed to be Lex Luthor. They discuss the formation of the "Legion" right before the credits roll. Wonder Woman premiered on June 15, 2007 to critical acclaim and box office success, grossing eight-hundred million dollars against it's one-hundred million dollar budget, the highest of the DCU at that point. The film would be followed in the DCU by Batman: The Long Halloween in 2008.
 
Man of steel 2 Dawn of justice
director Christopher Nolan
writer David S Goyer
cast same as predecessor
additional characters introduced the flash
actor to play the flash Logan Lerman
Plot elements of the superman section of Batman v superman but without Batman Wonder Woman or any of the death of Superman elements and iron man 2
main villain Lex Luthor
actor to play Lex Luthor Pierce Brosnan
release date 7 May 2010
budget $170–200 million
box office $623.9 million
critical reception The film received praise for its action sequences and performances, although critics deemed it to be inferior to the first film
 
Pacific Heights-Think the Guns of Navarone, but set on a Pacific island. WW2 US Special Forces have to destroy a battery of Japanese cannons guarding some vital straits.
 
The Death Riders (2012)

Flushed with the success of their grind house productions of "Deathproof" etc, Rodriguez and Tarantino turn their attention to a remake of the British 1973 'outlaw' biker cult classic "Psychomania" in which a group of bikers one by one commit suicide by various means to come back as the 'undead' and thus cause carnage' murder and mayhem. Nicolas Cage was originally chosen for the part of the Lead biker but eventually turned it down due to him already starring in "Ghost Rider"

Dir: Robert Rodriguez
Producer: Quentin Tarantino

Cast

Lead Biker: Danny Trejo
Lead Biker's girlfriend: Pamela Anderson
Biker 2: Ron Pearlman
Biker 3: Michael Rappaport
Biker 4: John Turturro
Biker 5: Steve Buscemi
Biker 6: Antonio Banderas

Cop 1: Samuel L Jackson
Cop 2: Steven Seagal
Witch/Mother: Joan Rivers (in a last hurrah before her untimely death)

Reception

Like it's 1973 original the film was mostly derided by the critics who complained of it's Neo-Nazi overtones but was a roaring success at the box office making quadruple its budget and thus gaining a cult following.
 
Lusitania-After the monumental box office success of Titanic a decision was made to follow it up with the story of the Lusitania. There were diplomatic protests due to the scripts emphasis on the alleged evidence that it was carrying munitions which made it a legitimate target, but the movie was still made.
 
Lusitania-After the monumental box office success of Titanic a decision was made to follow it up with the story of the Lusitania. There were diplomatic protests due to the scripts emphasis on the alleged evidence that it was carrying munitions which made it a legitimate target, but the movie was still made.
Even now, a LOT of people would like that to be forgotten...and it could open up a nice bit of interest on the events of the Great War.
A logical follow up might be "Eagle of the Sea," as a dramatization of the cruise of SMS Seeadler. Knowing Hollywood, her wreck would have been caused by a brave prisoner..American of course.
 
Even now, a LOT of people would like that to be forgotten...and it could open up a nice bit of interest on the events of the Great War.
A logical follow up might be "Eagle of the Sea," as a dramatization of the cruise of SMS Seeadler. Knowing Hollywood, her wreck would have been caused by a brave prisoner..American of course.
Yeah, that's what I figured. By trying to quash the film the British government would draw even more attention to it. The publicity campaign would be easy to create
 
Murder on the Orient Express- A film about the murder of Lenin by a White officer in 1917 when he tried to get back to Petrograd on the Orient Express.
 
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