The Alternate Showdown of Alternate Destiny

Hominid

I had an awesome idea. (Actually, I thought about it awhile back but never got around to posting this.) We should write a song based on "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" except Alternate. We could have countries take the roles of the people, and then it wouldn't be too hard to create a video using the classic basemap. What does everyone think?:D
 
Glen

Glen

Moderator
Oh dear God, not Mr. Rogers! That would mean, like, Andorra or something takes over the world than nukes itself!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 

Gwendolyn Ingolfsson

The Draka Domination was stompin' around
it's time-line like a big playground
when suddenly Starfleet burst from the shade
hitting the Draka with the Martian heat rays
The Snakes got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Iraq
who proceeded to open up a can of Iraq-Fu
when Decades of Darkness came out of the blue

...annnnd that's as far as I can take it. My rhyming skills? No, they are not the best. :eek:
 

MerryPrankster

Gwendolyn Ingolfsson said:
The Draka Domination was stompin' around
it's time-line like a big playground
when suddenly Starfleet burst from the shade
hitting the Draka with the Martian heat rays
The Snakes got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Iraq
who proceeded to open up a can of Iraq-Fu
when Decades of Darkness came out of the blue

...annnnd that's as far as I can take it. My rhyming skills? No, they are not the best. :eek:
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Good job so far.
 

Zacoftheaxes

Gwendolyn Ingolfsson said:
The Draka Domination was stompin' around
it's time-line like a big playground
when suddenly Starfleet burst from the shade
hitting the Draka with the Martian heat rays
The Snakes got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Iraq
who proceeded to open up a can of Iraq-Fu
when Decades of Darkness came out of the blue

...annnnd that's as far as I can take it. My rhyming skills? No, they are not the best. :eek:
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And it started beating up their oilfields
Then they both got hit by the Brotherhood of Steel
But before it could make it back to fight the Enclave
Nazi Germany popped out of it's grave
And took an Zombie SS army out from under his grass
And blew Draka away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But they ran out of bullets and they ran away
Because the CSA came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Alternate History
Good wanks, bad wanks, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Alternate History
 
loneranger

loneranger

Draka took a bite out of CSA
Like Harry took a bite out of butterflies
then Iraq came back covered in a oil tracks
and Japan jumped and landed on his back
And Starfleet was injured and trying to get steady
While Nazi Zombies came back with a death ray

Okay, my rhyming sucks :p
 

Zacoftheaxes

LoyalistColonial said:
Draka took a bite out of CSA
Like Harry took a bite out of butterflies
then Iraq came back covered in a oil tracks
and Japan jumped and landed on his back
And Starfleet was injured and trying to get steady
While Nazi Zombies came back with some machetes
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but then some caught their Furher and they flipped
The USSR took him out with a whip

Then they saw Japan sneaking up from behind
And they reached for their nukes which they just couldn't find
'Cause Draka stole 'em and they shot and they missed
And The Empire deflected it with a starship
Then they crashed in the air and did a somersault
While Austria-Hungary tried to launch off
Into a place sublime , but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Cambodian snare, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Alternate History
Good wanks, bad wanks, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown

Teens sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the sky fell America for us
Who deliver a bomb which could shatter bones
Right into Joe Stalin's stones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Oceania changed back into the UK
But the US saw through this clever disguise
And they crushed Big Brother in the skies

Then The Black and the Grey and and a Byzantine Knight and
A bunch of nerdy fans who come out at night and
Rasputin Muscovy and East Germany and
For All Time and ....


GAH can't go on.
 
Thande

Thande

Donor
Great idea. Here would be my take on the "And then Gandalf the Grey..." bit:

And then Goa'uld with Ra and serpent Jaffa
And Tynnin's underrated Pirate Madagascar
Silvio Berlusconi and Leo Boney
Lewis Mitchell and Euro-Prez Tony
Luftwaffe CG jets
High-strength butterfly nets
Manstein, Ramstein,
Every single Deseret
George W Bush and Barack H Obama
ASB Caesar, and freeze, it's Osama!
 
Georgepatton

Georgepatton

And they kicked America in its uber-wanked ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With Switzerland looking on in total awe...
 
loneranger

loneranger

Fighting raged on for centuries
Many lives were claimed
but eventually
the rest saw the better
Vietnam with an English setter
 
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