Historical Quotes in real life

Ever been really clever and used a historical quote in a real life situation (appropriately), had it gone over your mates heads and want rewarding for it in brownie points? Welcome to this thread!

The other day for example, I was playing football at school, and two of my mates went for a header, banged heads and missed and I said
'Keep it together boys, a header needs one head, not two heads like a monster'

And whilst comparing Burger King to MacDonalds "'Cogito Ergo Sum'; I think therefore I am, Burger King is superior because it has to be, it's in the name"
 
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