Before Hitler commits suicide, Soviets storm his bunker and capture him alive. He is secreted back to Moscow and thrown into a pen with a horny Russian bear.
After an evening of rather a lot of schnapps, Hitler passes out.
Goering, stoned off his face, has an idea for a legendary prank.
When the very hungover Fuhrer wakes up, he is surprised to find that:
His moustache has been shaved and his hair trimmed.
His clothes do not fit him, and smell rather bad.
He appears to be in some kind of rail wagon used for transporting farm animals.
And there is a yellow Star of David sewn onto his sleeve.
Still, he remains hopeful. He'll just let someone know who he is at the next stop - it looks like they are somewhere in Poland, so presumably the SS will obey their Fuhrer, won't they?
Somehow, I thought it would only work if Goering had no real clue as to the ramifications of his booze-and-drug-fuelled sophomoric jape. Sort of picturing him and Raeder as Bluto and D-Day in Animal House, carrying a snoring Adolf out to an SS cell...There is a fine line between a prank on a world leader and a successful coup. This crosses that thrice.
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Somehow, I thought it would only work if Goering had no real clue as to the ramifications of his booze-and-drug-fuelled sophomoric jape. Sort of picturing him and Raeder as Bluto and D-Day in Animal House, carrying a snoring Adolf out to an SS cell...
And then, in the morning, they look at each other and try to remember what happened after Goebbels left to vomit in the sink, and when, slowly, a horrible realization dawns - they swallow nervously look embarrassed, and try to change the subject.
Whilst visiting the front line, a wannabe juggler desires to impress the Fuhrer with his skills. Impressed, Hitler watches him juggle batons and his comrades bayonets, Hitler's hanger on's egging the Juggler on. The Juggler then starts juggling Stick Grenades, but by a sheer accident and slip of the hand, the Juggler accidentally caught the pull cord in the button of his tunic, setting the explosive and it's two others off right in the Fuhrer's face.
After an evening of rather a lot of schnapps, Hitler passes out.
Goering, stoned off his face, has an idea for a legendary prank.
When the very hungover Fuhrer wakes up, he is surprised to find that:
His moustache has been shaved and his hair trimmed.
His clothes do not fit him, and smell rather bad.
He appears to be in some kind of rail wagon used for transporting farm animals.
And there is a yellow Star of David sewn onto his sleeve.
Still, he remains hopeful. He'll just let someone know who he is at the next stop - it looks like they are somewhere in Poland, so presumably the SS will obey their Fuhrer, won't they?
you sir, just made my day.