Hemel Op Die Platteland: A South African TLTTALAIT.

TFSmith121

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Okay, I will wait and see how you let it play out

Historically there is no evidence of a Boer officered army. There is no cause for there to be - the cards were played and the hand they were dealt didn't present that opportunity. What I am saying is, we are here for the what-ifs. The reshuffles of the deck. So I am creating a different situation. Who can say what happens in a different situation? Well as Author, I get word of god on that, but I'll try and be a plausible, logical god. ;)

The Boers will maintain their military superiority with regards to equipment, and the Zulus will move toward a fusion of impi and commando tactics, as well as being expected to provide the bulk of any contingent in an attrition war with the British. The alliance will have it's high points and low points which will be explored by no means will the Zulu-Boer union be perfect. The Zulus have also allied with the Boers in their own wars before - After the Battle of Blood River, the Dingane-Retief treaty was found on Retief's bodily remains, providing a driving force for an overt alliance against Dingane between Prince Mpande and Pretorius.

Would Boers ever train and arm a bunch of Zulus?
Well, there is one historical incidence of such, though it is well out of this forum's purview. In 1994, it was discovered that the right-wing Afrikaner Volksfront lead by SADC General Constand Viljoen (no notes on whether he's related to Ben) and the AWB of Eugene Terreblanche had been training the paramilitary wing of the Zulu Inkatha of Mangosutho Buthalezi.

(you can see the proof of that from the horse's mouth here)

I had a look into the NNC by the way - possibly the worst equipped and lead force in the Anglo-Zulu war, they were misused by Lord Chelmsford and even the NNH were disarmed when they would have been useful. Paranoia about people who were arguably reasonably loyal (historically blacks who worked with the British were happy to work with them again and again - the Boers could do similar) was the squandering of a valuable resource by the British there. I am aware that both sides had their concerns about arming blacks - that is why the Boers went to Zululand rather than arm their own Africans. That's why they arm them only with obsolete weaponry (still better than the muskets they had been using however). The ZAR will never, for example, give gatling guns or artillery to their Zulu allies. They are to be cannonfodder, but they don't know that just yet.

Okay, I will wait and see how you let it play out ... Best
 
Pretty sweet story so far, Tsarcupcake. Can't wait to see what the Germans do, frankly.

It's just funny to read since knowing Dutch allows us dutchmen and belgians to grasp what is said in general context. So we will pich up the differences. I only read the English bits if the Afrikaans bits are not clear to me.

Even only being fluent in English and having read a bit on Netherlandish and South African history I can make out a bit more than what the translation implies.
 
Pretty sweet story so far, Tsarcupcake. Can't wait to see what the Germans do, frankly.

Zee Germans did meet with Kruger during his OTL tour of Europe in 1881 and he met with both the Kaiser Wilhelm I and Bismarck. Since then they have been active on the border between the Cape and German SW Africa. Their grip on their owned lands is fairly tenuous though the Schutztruppe have been expanded tenfold over their historical presence in the region on those dates. The settlements, subjugation and concentration camps against the Nama and Herero haven't gotten up to speed yet and there is a greater degree of co-operation between Nama and Baster peoples as scouts for the Germans after their little brush war. Of course for a few enlightened souls who've worked with Africans we still have 10 Lothar von Trotha's...
 
Zee Germans did meet with Kruger during his OTL tour of Europe in 1881 and he met with both the Kaiser Wilhelm I and Bismarck. Since then they have been active on the border between the Cape and German SW Africa. Their grip on their owned lands is fairly tenuous though the Schutztruppe have been expanded tenfold over their historical presence in the region on those dates. The settlements, subjugation and concentration camps against the Nama and Herero haven't gotten up to speed yet and there is a greater degree of co-operation between Nama and Baster peoples as scouts for the Germans after their little brush war. Of course for a few enlightened souls who've worked with Africans we still have 10 Lothar von Trotha's...

Well there goes my light heart.
 
Well there goes my light heart.

Fortunately the German genocide was rather inspired by the use of concentration camps against the Boers (the first wartime use of camps to pacify a warring state.) So there is potential to avert things somewhat there...

So Rudd was the corpse. Does this mean no Rhodesia and no Jameson Raid, or will Rhodes find another patsy - no, excuse me, another partner?

Rhodes has gained one step (early Premiership) and found himself losing two (He's having a harder time getting his hand into the Witwatersrand pie and Rudd's concession in Matabeleland is on ice for the time being), compared to history. Ultimately this is a good thing for the British taxpayer!
 
Hemel op die Plattelenand is the name of a great song by one of the best current Afrikaans alternative bands - Fokoff Polisiekar (which translates as Fuck Off Police Car).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPxMGxaosI

If you need any help with translating English into Afrikaans, Kaisermuffin, give me a shout.

Looks like an interesting TL so far.
 

Gian

Banned
So if this butterflies Rhodesia, that means Portugal might have no objections to fulfilling the ambitions of the "Pink Map", right?
 
Luederitz, June 14th 1888, German South West Africa, German Empire

The Africander lounged in the chair and played with his beard as he waited in the living room for the man whom he had been sent to see at the small house on the sea-front at Luederitz. Outside the sound of crashing waves could be heard over the sound of the city.

Most of what went on in Luederitz these days was to do with the Schutztruppe or the missionaries. Imperial armies and priests were creatures that infested South Africa, he mused to himself. In the corner sat one of the Nama scouts with whom he had travelled to Luederitz, one who spoke both Afrikaans and Deutsch, easing things for the forthcoming discussion.

Luederitz strode into the room, a smile on his lips and his hat askew from the wind whipping it. He stepped forwards and shook the Africander's hand quite forcefully, his mouth splitting into a grin as he spoke.

“Ah, Herr De La Rey, you know I must thank you since your last action against the British spared me a trip up the Orange River. The rapid arrival of the enlarged Schutztruppe have greatly relieved me of my financial burden and of course they would not be here if it were not for you!”

The Nama looked to Koos, who nodded that he understood, for the time being at least before looking back to Luederitz, the man the settlement was named after and who had personally owned the coastline from Cape Colony to Angola, right until the German Colonial Society had bailed him out.

“A pleasure to meet the King of the Skeleton Coast.”

“Please, call me Adolf.”

“Then you must call me Koos.”

“It is done. So...”

“I am here as a representative of the Zuid African Republiek. You may be aware that we have recently struck gold in the Transvaal.”

“I would have had to have slept for the last two years.”

“Indeed. Well, we have a proposal for Mauser and Krupp. We'd be willing to pay you the pertinent brokerage fee if you would ensure that he hears of it personally. It would also be wise to contact Bismarck. We will need the services of the famous German army to train our new artillerymen.”

Luederitz's thin eyebrows rose as he peered over his glasses at Koos for a moment.

“You do not waste time with words, no?”

“Adolf, we are talking about immediate shipments where possible. There is no time to waste because every minute spent deferring this is another minute where Cecil Rhodes arms and trains another brigade of his mercenary legion.”

“I understand. The struggle of nationhood is something our peoples share.”

“So you will convey our message?”

“I will.”

Stolzenfels, July 19th 1888, German South West Africa, German Empire

The Schutztruppe men and the Nama scouts watched the Boers and their hired Nama labourers who were loading the crates of Mausers into wagons. Those guns had been sent with many of the men who still patrolled the border. Their provenance in Africa was from the brief brush war between Germany and the British on the other side of the river and now they were being packed into wagons to fight the British once more.

One of the Schutztruppe men, a lieutenant in a brown shirt strode over and presented a clipboard with a receipt on it to the leader of the commando. Koos De La Rey signed his name at the bottom of the receipt and then gave the other man a smile.

“Don't worry, the Kaiser will have some more for you soon.”

“I pray only that they come soon enough. You know, we here in the Schutztruppe, we don't think much of the alliance you have with those Zulus. You can't rely on kaffirs.”

A couple of the labourers paused and several of the Nama scouts looked uncomfortable. Koos straightened his back and looked at the young lieutenant.

“I am rather aware that Dr Goering takes a dim view of this sort of thing, so I will make a deal with you. You deal with your blacks, and we'll deal with ours and no more talking about this kind of thing, Lieutenant Zurn. I came here for your guns, not your opinion.”

Zurn's face crumpled slightly as he grimaced and then looked at the Nama scouts, teeth gritted as he strode away from De La Rey.

Koos looked at the retreating figure pointedly and then rolled up his sleeves and joined the labourers in loading the wagons.

DAL Anna Woermann, 200 km South of East London, October 27th, 1888, Off the Coast of South Africa

The ship rolled on the waves as the storm overtook the steamer. In the boiler room, the crew worked double time to keep the engines full of coal as the motor strained against the tempest. Up on the bridge, Captain Brinkert gritted his teeth and squinted as he saw without warning the light of another ship approximately 1000 metres to the port.

He called this out and made a movement to steer away from the ship, as the ship tossed and bounced underneath him. The British ship was on a direct course and underneath his breath Brinkert swore as the heliograph aboard the ship burst into phosphorescent life and signalled for Anna Woermann to prepare for boarding.

Brinkert had nothing to do but comply, but as he manhandled the steamer onto a convergent course, he sent his second in command, down to the hold. There in the depths of the ship, dissembled and packed in crates were eight Krupp field guns and approximately 5,000 Mauser rifles. All of them were stencilled with the words as 'Agricultural Equipment'.

Jobst, his second in command conducted a rapid search by torchlight, checking that none of the crates that were mingled in with other cargo, had broken and exposed their secret cargo.

By the time Jobst had completed this and concealed a damaged crate under a waxed cloth, six British Marines were aboard the bridge of the Anna Woermann as their commanding officer, Captain Robert Holt inspected the manifest. The ship continued to bounce and sway on the waves and after a cursory inspection of the hold they returned to their ship, unwilling to spend longer in the storm.

Lourenco Marques, November 2nd 1888, Mozambique, Portuguese Empire

As the crates came out of the hold of the Anna Woermann, Koos De La Rey shielded his eyes against the sun and allowed himself a small smile. The Swazi dock-hands broke the crates up and loaded the dissembled guns into the wagons before hauling the crates of rifles and ammunition into further wagons, until there was quite a convoy waiting to leave.

Slowly, they set off toward the hinterland, Zulu escorts meeting them outside of the port-town and screening the countryside for hostile tribes folk as the Krupp Steel made it's way to Pretoria.

Gun Runners, The men and women who armed Kruger by Dr. Johannes du Toit, Professor of Modern Conflicts, Harvard University (1978).

...The role of Koos De La Rey in brokering the deal for Kruger is well known, what is not part of the mainstream historical record is the role played by Captain Ulf Brinkert of the Woermann Deutsche-Afrika Line. Brinkert and the shipment of Krupp field guns to Lourenco Marques in 1888 provided a key component of Kruger's arsenal going into the Tweede Vryheidsoorlog. Archive evidence shows that on the night of October 27th, Brinkert's vessel, the Anna Woermann was stopped by the HMS Galatea and inspected by Royal Marine Captain Robert Holt. Holt's inspection was cursory at best, as the ships log for Galatea indicates extreme bad weather. Ironically for Holt, he would later die during the Tweede Vryheidsoorlog at Colesburg whilst being shelled by the very guns he had failed to halt the shipment of...

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Glad to see this continue! Of course, seeing a Boer of all people stick up for the Nama workers took me aback, given my understanding of their attitudes towards Native Africans (which granted isn't all that much), but in a good way.
 
Don't get used to it. Koos is more stung by the fact that this nobody Leutnant Zurn (real guy, though probably in DSWA a decade early) thinks he can tell him (and by extension the ZAR) how to run their affairs. It's a point more than a policy. He's historically a bit famous for reacting to barbed remarks. :D Also Dr. Ernst Goering is the father of ~that Goering~. There is a great deal of historical overlap between German South West Africa and the Nazi Party. I'd recommend the rather unfortunately not hyperbolically titled 'The Kaiser's Holocaust' by D. Olusoga and C.W. Erichsen to any who are interested in learning more.
 
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Cape African Legion Drill Field, December 16th 1889, Cape Town, Cape Colony

Sergeant Yevgeni Arsenievich found the weather in South Africa intolerable. The people were pretty frustrating by measures too, however he had not come to be a big game hunter. He wouldn't mind being a big game hunter mind, though he wasn't the best shot in the Legion. That would have gone to an Irishman by the name of John Maloney.
Today however, there was a break from shooting, drilling and looking at maps, bothering coloureds and disturbing the peace in the palatial manses that dotted the countryside around the edge of Cape Town with horseback patrols and hat tips to young English and Afrikaaner ladies. Today instead, the mixed force of 'Uitlander' mercenaries, freebooters and outlaws... Yevgeni suppressed a smile at that. He stood with the platoon in the hot winter sun and thought to himself that Christmas was less than a month away as their benefactor, the Prime Minister of this sweat-hole of a colony gave a speech from his podium.

The podium creaked under the frame of the monopolist. His words were in English but his accent was not that of the Afrikaaners. Yevgeni squinted as he struggled to understand it but he caught the jist of it. Britain from Cape to Cairo, with his arms and his shooting to back it. Yevgeni grinned a little at the thought of that. Hopefully it would be cooler in the Northern lands, he'd already seen that there were places here with some snow.
Rhodes thumped the podium and finished. The men all around them cheered and then yelled, pumping their fists in the salute. Yevgeni followed them, a moment late. South Africa was going to war.

That night, one of Yevgeni Arsenievich's platoon deserted. This was not an unusual thing, in the grand scheme of things. It was unusual however, when the Bond started having trouble in finding people willing to sell supplies to the Legion, after the news of the speech spread.

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De Aar Junction, January 19th 1890, Cape Colony

The train rattled by the junction as the men on the commando bellied down. Ben Viljoen pulled out a spade and dug into the dirt. It was a moment's work, two men crouched next to him with their rifles over their knees. The ride south had not been too difficult, avoiding the infrastructure of the railway was not hard given that the line was a single-gauge track all the way to Kimberley.

That town had been fortified by the African Legion a month prior. The responsibility for the city however had been handed over to the citizens once the walls had been built. The sound of the shooting club had rung in Viljoen's ears from when the Commando had passed. Now however, all was quiet. The two houses of the station master and his assistant glimmered softly with gaslights as the gravel crunched under the boots of the ten men of the Krugersdorp Commando.

Their bootblacked faces reflected the distant lights faintly as they watched. The junction hands, a team of Africans under a white supervisor worked through the changeover for the next train and then lowered their tools and headed into the sprawling farmhouse, work done for the night. The men from Krugersdorp had done their own work too, storing the dynamite for the next time they were going to visit.

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Colesburg, March 9th 1890, Cape Colony, Disputed Territory

The Zulus had surrounded the town, Captain Holt was aware of that. He had debarked Galatea at Port Elizabeth and caught the train to Colesburg at the head of his detachment in order to reinforce the African Legion. The Legion had so far not performed to the expectations of Rhodes, and the British Army had been caught with it's pants down. That was why the Navy and the Marines had been deployed to stiffen the local militias, that was how low Empire had sank it seemed. Still, that was nothing compared to the fact that the Zulus and Boers had stormed so far into the Cape Colony. Their rapid advance had been something he had been unable to communicate to the outside world, between the numbers of Africans stopping any messengers and the Boers cutting the telegraph line.
Holt brought his binoculars up but it was hopeless. The flat landscape around Colesburg was punctuated by a number of low bluffs that obscured a vast portion of the positions around the town. His mental complaint was vindicated by a low whistling. He spun around, lowering his binoculars and cursing softly as he dived for cover. The shell erupted close by and Holt froze. He tried to stand up, pushing himself off the ground and then the pain began.

He rolled onto his back and blinked, from the waist down... it was gone. Holt blacked out, ice creeping up his spine.

Tweede Vryheidsoorlog: 100 jaren. Chapter - A Land of Confusion: The Descent of War on the Cape by Dr. Franz-Andries Pretorius, Department of History, Bantjes University of Johannesburg, 1990.

On the morning of the 25th February 1890, the Cape Colony descended into panic. Reports came out of Griqualand West of large numbers of African tribesfolk marching in bands across the landscape and driving cattle with them, accompanied by Boer outriders. Then the telegraph line from Kimberley was cut and the reports ceased accordingly. A train of policemen dispatched to the scene was derailed just north of De Aar junction before being surrounded on three sides and having gunfire pumped into it. The junction was seized through subterfuge in the evening by a Boer Commando under the leadership of Ben Viljoen, who had pretended to be farmers being pursued by Zulu mercenaries. His men then dynamited the junction and continued to ride south in what became known to history as 'the Great Ride'.

By March 3rd the Cape had declared Martial Law and Rhodes 'African Legion' had already been engaged in several wounding skirmishes with the combined Zulu and Afrikaner force. ZAR forces had advanced as far as Compassberg whilst the De Beers mine guards had surrendered after heavy shelling at Kimberley in combination with a Zulu charge against the town. The first strike in such fashion is not a war strategy famously used by the Afrikaner generals, who had generally preferred the moral and literal high ground of defending after being aggrieved by an Imperial power. Rather the influence of the Zulu component meant that a rolling war of manoeuvre on a broad front and commando tactics on a scale unseen before or since.

The quiet growth of victories in the 5 years preceding 1890 and the immense reserve of combat troops the alliance with the Zulus gave meant that Kruger had the momentum and political capital to launch the surprise strike after Rhodes made a speech on December 16th 1889 (to non-South African readers, this is the Day of the Covenant after the Battle of Blood River) declaring his intention for a British Empire from Cape to Cairo, regardless of who stood in his way.

The use of subterfuge by the ZAR in furthering it's goals meant that small commando had ridden southward for the three months since the Rhodes Declaration, disguised as farmers, sailors and miners. The Cape Colony had been salted with arms and the population of Afrikaners there drip-fed a radicalised version of the Afrikaner Bond's rhetoric of a unified South Africa, free of external dominion. Correspondingly many Afrikaners and even some of English origin joined the oncoming army. Olive Schreiner, a notable English-South Africa author and citizen of Hanover (having returned to her birthplace and left Cape Town at the first report of the Boer Chevauchee), a town north of Compassberg was one of them. A pacifist and Christian, she spent the war providing first aid to the men of the Vryburg commando, who numbered around 500, and writing her diary which has become one of the most valuable sources of insight into the workings of the ZAR war effort.

The Afrikaner strike southward without a declaration of war or an ultimatum meant that many persons were still conducting their day to day economic affairs. The speed at which the ZAR and their Zulu allies penetrated into the country also provided a serious disjunction to the Rhodes premiership, which had been built on the premise of being tough on the ZAR and putting forward the British imperial vision. Instead he found the colony essentially bisected all the way to the Great Karoo. The mood in Cape Town was one of disaster by the 12th of March after the African Legion was forced to fall back on Beaufort West and destroy the railway there to stop pursuit. The same day another army overran the town of Carnarvon to the North West. The diamond towns were falling under the ZAR's control.

//Merry Christmas you fucks.
 
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Rhodes starts the Second Boer War early - good stuff. Is the Cape African Legion made up of black troops, or is that just Rhodes' name for the foreign mercenaries and local militia he has recruited? Also, where are the Sotho in all this - their most recent conflict was with the Cape, so are they taking the Boer side?
 
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