Gudestein,
it is with great pleasure that I, on behalf of the committee, am able to present you with this year's Ovaron 97 Memorial Award for Services to Advanced Wankology.
Round of applause please, gentlemen. It was well deserved.
Hmmmm. What a compliment. Must be the thing about Germans having no brain at all.
I would have felt the Literate Fuhrer shuld have gotten it. Who got it last year?
BTW, this is not a TL and my only direct statement here is that GZ might have changed events that IOTL led to a single important torpedo hit by a plane called the stringbag.