How do we reverse the military reputations of France and Germany? France is often known as “the mighty nation that can conquer the world” while Germany is known as “beer drinking surrender monkeys”. France is one of the most overrated military nations in pop culture. French tanks in World War 2 sucked, they had one man turrets, the Renault R35 literally had the same gun as the Renault FT, and French tanks DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A RADIO! German tanks were among the best in the war, including the Panzer 3 and 4, but there’s always the “1 gear go in forward and 5 gears go in reverse” joke. The Luftwaffe was better than the Armée de l'air and the BF-109 was equal to the D.520. French generals effectively received cult status. Charles de Gaulle is often remembered as the sole inventor of the guerre éclair tactic (OCC : blitzkrieg) even though several other generals pioneered the tactic including Heinz Guderian. Philippe Leclerc AKA the Paris Fox got glorified so much, there’s a movie about him, books, and even a meme called “Saint Leclerc”. Alphonse Juin is famous for his tactics for breaking lines, even though he had an ENTIRE division encircled. Not to mention France in 1940 had one of the worst military defeats in history despite winning World War 1 over 20 years before. Edgy teenagers wearing Adrian helmets blast the song “Ils ne passeront pas!”. Napoleon is remembered for his brilliant military tactics and his contribution to European democratization, even though Fredrick the Great was also important in his era and was too a brilliant military genius. The Templar Knights became very popular with medieval fans. Even though Germany lost two World Wars, they too have a badass history such as the Germanic tribes, the Teutonic Order, Fredrick the Great, and Bismarck. The French had people like Charlemagne, when the Germans also had important people like Barbarossa and were important to the fall of the Roman Empire. There a Sabaton song that made the French battleship Richelieu very popular. Even though the German battleship Bismarck was the Richelieu’s equal and the Italian Litorrios were better than the Dunkirques. Bundeswehr fail videos are very popular on the internet. How do we reverse the pop culture reputations of France and Germany where Germany is seen as the militarily badass nation and France a nation of white flag waving cowards?
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