Swarm on the Somme: TV Spot 1 - 'More Dakka'
A group of engineers look over a plan for a new weapon that cannot be seen by the camera, a British officer walks up behind them.
Officer: Excellent job chaps, but Mister Churchill requests one little change in the design.
Senior Engineer: What's that?
Cut to a WWI battlefield. The same British Officer, much more ragged and dirtier, is cowering in a trench while Grex spines whiz overhead clutching a radio set.
Officer (Shouting into a radio): More Dakka!
Cue a sample of Invaders Must Die - The Prodi.
Cut to a montage of British and French land dreadnaughts firing there arsenal of cannons, machine guns, flamethrowers and in the French case revving the chainsaws attached to the tanks towards the camera.
As the flames engulf the camera cut to the flames pouring out of the back of a German bi-plane as the mounted flamethrower burns the flying roach attempting to tear the plane apart. The remains of the roach fall towards the camera.
The roach remains cut the camera to Russia. An armoured train ploughs through a crowd of roaches guns blazing, kicking up snow as it goes.
Snow turns to dust and we kick to an young American private cradling what appears to six barrelled shotgun and staring ahead of him.
Private: That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
The scene flips to show Charles De Gaulle cleaning his rifle in the trenches.
De Gaulle: You haven't seen anything yet American.
At this De Gaulle points his gun at the camera. The scene switches to Erwin Rommel throwing his rifle away as he jumps from the roof of a burning building and just grabs the end of a rope attached to a rapidly ascending zeppelin. Almost immediately afterwards the building is demolished by a barrage of German heavy artillery.
A chunk of masonry hits the camera with 'Swarm on the Somme' written in what appears to Grex Blood. The glass of the camera appears to crack into the words 'Coming Soon'.
OCC: If anyone is seriously intrested in this I can do a few more Swarm on the Somme TV Spots.
A group of engineers look over a plan for a new weapon that cannot be seen by the camera, a British officer walks up behind them.
Officer: Excellent job chaps, but Mister Churchill requests one little change in the design.
Senior Engineer: What's that?
Cut to a WWI battlefield. The same British Officer, much more ragged and dirtier, is cowering in a trench while Grex spines whiz overhead clutching a radio set.
Officer (Shouting into a radio): More Dakka!
Cue a sample of Invaders Must Die - The Prodi.
Cut to a montage of British and French land dreadnaughts firing there arsenal of cannons, machine guns, flamethrowers and in the French case revving the chainsaws attached to the tanks towards the camera.
As the flames engulf the camera cut to the flames pouring out of the back of a German bi-plane as the mounted flamethrower burns the flying roach attempting to tear the plane apart. The remains of the roach fall towards the camera.
The roach remains cut the camera to Russia. An armoured train ploughs through a crowd of roaches guns blazing, kicking up snow as it goes.
Snow turns to dust and we kick to an young American private cradling what appears to six barrelled shotgun and staring ahead of him.
Private: That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
The scene flips to show Charles De Gaulle cleaning his rifle in the trenches.
De Gaulle: You haven't seen anything yet American.
At this De Gaulle points his gun at the camera. The scene switches to Erwin Rommel throwing his rifle away as he jumps from the roof of a burning building and just grabs the end of a rope attached to a rapidly ascending zeppelin. Almost immediately afterwards the building is demolished by a barrage of German heavy artillery.
A chunk of masonry hits the camera with 'Swarm on the Somme' written in what appears to Grex Blood. The glass of the camera appears to crack into the words 'Coming Soon'.
OCC: If anyone is seriously intrested in this I can do a few more Swarm on the Somme TV Spots.