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And then, the great cold followed! Glaciers from the Furthest Poles extended their reach. Thousands of peoples migrated. Thousands of peoples suffered. The sky was covered in hellfire, and then - smog, smoke, poison... The sun then shined over a degraded land"
~ Excerpt from a manuscript written by one Nikodim Akakyevich Pikhto, describing the Great Event.
Even as the crisis of the Great Event and the Ice Age that began with it destroyed Berdimuhamedow's regime, and the governments of Turkmenistan kept changing with the fall of one president/military junta/sultan/shah/general secretary/guy with biggest gun and the rise of another, the life of the average Turkmen didn't change as they continued to worship the Shining Turkmenbashi, the patron god and founder of the great Turkmen nation who keeps eternally incarnating from one mortal body to another, all while destroying "False Rulers" that proclaim themselves to be him. That, however, changed with the rise of one
Serymguly Ogilev (1100 - 1149 AE). Born a simple peasant in Dasoguz, a Turkmen border city constantly under attack by Uzbek raiders, Serymguly was an orphan and hasn't seen his father since his birth. He was, however, alleged to be the son of famous colonel and national hero Ruslan Ogilev. Initially disinterested, Ruslan Ogilev, however, was fascinated by the boy and took him in as his own son, educating him in tactical and political matters and providing him a massive library for him to study. One day, in the year of 1124 AD, riding on the common people's discontent with the current order and love for him, Serymguly Ogilev took the throne of President from Saparmurat Akhmedov and proclaimed himself
Serym-Khan.
A man of truly Napoleonic ambitions, Serymguly dreamed of building a truly great Turkmenistan, whose Renaissance would make foreigners worship them, as the "Shining Turkmenbashi" has initially promised in his Holy Book of the Turkmen Soul, the Ruhnama. After successfully reforming the army, Serymguly looked across the borders of the Turkmen nation. And thus began Serym-Khan's War of conquest, when Turkmen soldiers swept across the corrupt "Republic" of Ozbekiston and conquered it. Next was the so-called People's Republic of Kazakhstan, a
de facto meritocratic kingdom modeling itself off the Soviet Union and controlling only the southwestern regions of Kazakhstan. The General Secretary of the People's Republic, Amir Alibiev, would become its last. Then, Serym-Khan went south upon the Islamic Republic of Iran. A rotting, corrupt, decentralized entity, governed by High General Sadegh Gharibian and Supreme Leader Ali Khatami (ironically, a woman), the Republic was quickly abandoned by its eastern inhabitants, who instead supported Serym-Khan. Although Sadegh was a brave and competent general, he was unable to defeat Serymguly Ogilev, and Tehran, too, fell to the Khan. Next were the petty Pakistani states and the Sultanate of the Tajiks, governed by Rafshan, descendant of a long line of guest workers to Russia.
Then, Serym-Khan looked west. He greedily eyed the draconian, suffering Al-Baghdadi dynasty and the soft, corrupt Erdogan dynasty. After consuming the Kurdish state (though not without guerrilla wars and self-immolations), his army marched all the way to the divided, largely confederate Union of Filistina. Serym-Khan's army, glorious and powerful, went as far as to the borders of Wallachia. The traders of Europe, living high-tech, leisured (for the time) lives in their coastal citadels, were terrified by the powerful Turkmen Empire.
However, Serym-Khan did not live for long. While he shook the known world and left a vast legacy, he died only a year after the end of the war. While the Renaissance he brought to Turkmenistan did, indeed, make the world gasp in awe, his vision of a great Turkmenistan fell apart when his various generals and mercenaries divided Serymguly's Empire between themselves.