President Clinton Murdered!
Hillary Clinton Found With Knife In Hand, Lewinsky Unharmed, Gore Sworn In
(AP)-President William Jefferson Clinton enters history today as the first President to be murdered. Hillary Clinton was arrested for the crime, having caught him and Monica Lewinsky-a Presidential intern-in their bed when Hillary returned early from a campaign fund raiser.
Before the Secret Service entered the room and pulled Hillary off of President Clinton, she stabbed him five times-twice in the heart, and once across the throat, severing a major artery. He was taken immediately to Bethesda Hospital, but was declared dead at 1:17 am, Washington time due to heart damage and loss of blood. The weapon-a letter opener-was recovered, as well.