In the
New York Times:
BUSH RESIGNS UNDER IMPEACHMENT THREAT;
PELOSI TO TAKE OFFICE AT NOON TODAY
CONVINCED BY WIFE,
ROVE, HUGHES, RICE;
"BEST MOVE FOR GOP"
In the
Daily News:
HE'S OUT!
Bush to resign at noon today
Pelosi will be 1st female Prez
Hil: Rats, it was
supposed to be me!
In the
Post:
R.IP. U.S.A.
1776 - 2007
Complete with portrait of Uncle Sam with single teardrop.
The preceding presumes, of course, that Cheney dies of a heart attack a month before, and before Bush can get new VP approved by Congress, a gun is found that is so smoking that even Ann Coulter has to admit he should go.