We need an alternate cookbook for athletes.
This morning I was chatting - with a colleague about - how much he loves chasing hockey pucks. Too bad he does not know what to do with hockey pucks after he catches them.
Should he slice the hockey pucks, bake, boil, fry, stew, steam. saute'??
What about badminton birds? They have less meat than hummingbirds. How many dozen badminton birds do you need to make badminton soup?
The easies recipe is for footballs. Just boil the pig skin until it is soft enough to chew. Next question: how do you feed an entire football team with only one football?
This morning I was chatting - with a colleague about - how much he loves chasing hockey pucks. Too bad he does not know what to do with hockey pucks after he catches them.
Should he slice the hockey pucks, bake, boil, fry, stew, steam. saute'??
What about badminton birds? They have less meat than hummingbirds. How many dozen badminton birds do you need to make badminton soup?
The easies recipe is for footballs. Just boil the pig skin until it is soft enough to chew. Next question: how do you feed an entire football team with only one football?
