Ellis MacVey
Donor
So, for those of you who don't know, Paraguay, especially 19th-century Paraguay, is fucking crazy.
No, really, it's fucking crazy. It simultaneously went to war with Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay despite only being a fraction of the size of either of them (with the exception of Uruguay) in the 1860s, and actually did a lot of damage before the tide of the war turned and 90% of Paraguay's male population died.
They also did a lot of other crazy things which I shall not go into depth on.
Your challenge is to wank Paraguay as much as is plausible. Not possible, just plausible. However, I want the timeline to be as fucking awesome as possible and have as much badass Paraguayan butt-kicking as possible.
No, really, it's fucking crazy. It simultaneously went to war with Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay despite only being a fraction of the size of either of them (with the exception of Uruguay) in the 1860s, and actually did a lot of damage before the tide of the war turned and 90% of Paraguay's male population died.
They also did a lot of other crazy things which I shall not go into depth on.
Your challenge is to wank Paraguay as much as is plausible. Not possible, just plausible. However, I want the timeline to be as fucking awesome as possible and have as much badass Paraguayan butt-kicking as possible.