AHC Prime Minister Alan Moore
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Alan Moore founds the Mackerel People's Party (MPP), warning that the Warpsmiths are real and not that benevolent towards humanity.
Rash of 'Warpsmith UFOs' sighted across Europe. David Icke joins party, claims that the Warpsmiths are related to the shape shifting lizards he has warned about, but more dangerous.
Nocturnal lights and explosion in Milton Keynes gives rise to story that a Warpsmith craft crashed and has been secreted away by the government for reverse engineering.
Panic runs unfettered, Baroness Thatcher warns of real threat to 'British Way of Life' from 'alien forces and the EU'. Tony Blair resigns as Prime Minister, converts to catholicism, John Prescott becomes PM.
General Election called by Prescott. Hung parliament (Labour 211, MPP 181, Conservative 162, Lib Dems 72, Others 34). MPP-Conservative coalition forms government with Moore Prime Minister and Theresa May Deputy PM. Tony Blair converts to Scientology.
Postscript:
Alan Moore went on to serve 3 terms as Prime Minister, becoming Lord Translucia of Venuslounge upon his retirement.
Warpsmith technology solved all the UK's power problems, gave the UK the first superluminal space craft and made England's football team unbeatable (the teams of Scotland, Wales & NI were also jolly good).
Tony Blair converted to Pastafarianism.
Rash of 'Warpsmith UFOs' sighted across Europe. David Icke joins party, claims that the Warpsmiths are related to the shape shifting lizards he has warned about, but more dangerous.
Nocturnal lights and explosion in Milton Keynes gives rise to story that a Warpsmith craft crashed and has been secreted away by the government for reverse engineering.
Panic runs unfettered, Baroness Thatcher warns of real threat to 'British Way of Life' from 'alien forces and the EU'. Tony Blair resigns as Prime Minister, converts to catholicism, John Prescott becomes PM.
General Election called by Prescott. Hung parliament (Labour 211, MPP 181, Conservative 162, Lib Dems 72, Others 34). MPP-Conservative coalition forms government with Moore Prime Minister and Theresa May Deputy PM. Tony Blair converts to Scientology.
Postscript:
Alan Moore went on to serve 3 terms as Prime Minister, becoming Lord Translucia of Venuslounge upon his retirement.
Warpsmith technology solved all the UK's power problems, gave the UK the first superluminal space craft and made England's football team unbeatable (the teams of Scotland, Wales & NI were also jolly good).
Tony Blair converted to Pastafarianism.
1984, following the miners strike, Moore decides to leave comic writing as a form of attack on Thatchers government, his final work being the collected V For Vendetta series. He joins the Labour party the same year.
After campaigning for Labour and writing many acclaimed pieces for various newspapers, he is selected as the Labour Parliamentary candidate for his home town of Northampton. in 1987 He wins the seat with a majority of 1984 - something he mentions in his victory speach as being quite a coincidence.
In 1989 he is appointed to the shadow cabinet as Shadow Home Secretary by Neil Kinnock, a move that stuns a large proportion of the Parliamentary party, however, with his talents for writing and public speaking he makes an immidiate impact, remarking that the then Home Secretary Douglas Hurd seems to be a "frustrated comic book writer, certainly his claims that crime hasd fallen would rank among the great works of fiction this country has seen".
Moore retains his seat with an increased majority in the 1992 elections, and maintains his position in the shadow cabinet as Shadow secretary of Defence. With the resignation of Neil Kinnock, it is rumoured that Moore will stand for the post of leader, however he throws his vote behind John Smith who then goes forward to win and become the new Labour party Leader. Moore is made Shadow cabinet secretary for Communities and Culture, but by 1991 Moore is back in as Shadow Home Secretary, a position he holds until 1994.
With the death of John Smith, Alan Moore is nominated as new leader of the Labour party, also nominated are Tony Blair, John Prescott and Margaret Beckett. In the leadership election, John Prescott withdraws, backing Alan Moore for the leadership. Margaret Beckett is defeated in the first round and in the second round, Alan Moore wins by 5 votes defeating Tony Blair. John Prescott is elected Deputy leader of the labour party.
In 1997, campaigning on an Anti-sleaze ticket, the Labour party take 328 seats in Parliament making them the party with an over all majority, and with it, Alan Moore the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and Nothern Ireland.
After campaigning for Labour and writing many acclaimed pieces for various newspapers, he is selected as the Labour Parliamentary candidate for his home town of Northampton. in 1987 He wins the seat with a majority of 1984 - something he mentions in his victory speach as being quite a coincidence.
In 1989 he is appointed to the shadow cabinet as Shadow Home Secretary by Neil Kinnock, a move that stuns a large proportion of the Parliamentary party, however, with his talents for writing and public speaking he makes an immidiate impact, remarking that the then Home Secretary Douglas Hurd seems to be a "frustrated comic book writer, certainly his claims that crime hasd fallen would rank among the great works of fiction this country has seen".
Moore retains his seat with an increased majority in the 1992 elections, and maintains his position in the shadow cabinet as Shadow secretary of Defence. With the resignation of Neil Kinnock, it is rumoured that Moore will stand for the post of leader, however he throws his vote behind John Smith who then goes forward to win and become the new Labour party Leader. Moore is made Shadow cabinet secretary for Communities and Culture, but by 1991 Moore is back in as Shadow Home Secretary, a position he holds until 1994.
With the death of John Smith, Alan Moore is nominated as new leader of the Labour party, also nominated are Tony Blair, John Prescott and Margaret Beckett. In the leadership election, John Prescott withdraws, backing Alan Moore for the leadership. Margaret Beckett is defeated in the first round and in the second round, Alan Moore wins by 5 votes defeating Tony Blair. John Prescott is elected Deputy leader of the labour party.
In 1997, campaigning on an Anti-sleaze ticket, the Labour party take 328 seats in Parliament making them the party with an over all majority, and with it, Alan Moore the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and Nothern Ireland.
The TB continual conversion saga was funny though.
Would Alan Moore be able to work with any of the Labour front bench? I'm surprised that Dan sees Prescott making deputy still.
Would Alan Moore be able to work with any of the Labour front bench? I'm surprised that Dan sees Prescott making deputy still.
While my comments were totally light-hearted :
The 'Warpsmiths' were an Alan Moore creation.
The political party being called 'Mackerel' arises from a comment made by Moore re 'Marvel' and 'Miracle', when he said something along the lines that he wouldn't care if the word 'Mackerel' were used instead of the first two.
His ennoblement title is 'constructed' from other pen names under which Moore has written.
Of course Tony Blair changing his religion might be ASB
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