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The Undisclosed Adventures of Theodore Roosevelt, Episode 4: Troubled Waters
Cornelius Vanderbilt walked up to the the bank of the Mississippi River. He grinned. "Soon this river will be flowing like it never has before!" Vanderbilt turned away from the river and looked at his companion. "The time is right, Sheffield. Now that the pyroglicerine is in place and I have the deed to the land in my pocket," Vanderbilt patted the breast of his coat, "I shall soon be the owner of the largest shipping port in the Gulf of Mexico!" Vanderbilt cackled. "Push the plunger!" Sheffield pushed the plunger down. A few seconds later, the ground shook as mounds of earth shot up from near the water in front of them. As they stood watching, the level of the tide slowly began to rise and the rush of the river grew louder.
The steamboat swayed on its mooring as the current tried to push the boat down the river. The music was blaring and everyone was dancing and chatting on the deck. Governor Parker leaned back against the railing, holding a drink in his hand. He had organized this little fundraiser during Carnival to woo the major business interests to his side. Parker took a big sip of his drink. The lights of Baton Rouge swayed as the boat rocked. Then something strange began to happen. The roaring of the Mississippi seemed to get slightly quieter, and the lights appeared to be moving upward at a very slow pace.
Parker felt his head. "It must be the liquor," he thought. But after another few minutes, the other guests on the boat started looking around confused as well. Parker looked at the shoreline of the river. It was definitely getting lower. "I will be right back!" Parker told his guests. He ran off the boat to the nearest telephone and called the person he knew could fix whatever was happening: Theodore Roosevelt.
The morning after Muir heard the news from governor Parker, he ran to get the President. Roosevelt was having a bout of singlestick with the Canadian ambassador on the lawn of the Executive Mansion. "Gentlemen." Muir cleared his throat and motioned the President toward him.
Roosevelt caught the ambassador's thrust and moved the stick away. "If you will excuse us, Sir Doyle, I have necessary matters of state to attend to." Doyle nodded and said goodbye as he walked back to the Executive Office Building. Roosevelt walked with Muir south toward the waiting airship.
"It is urgent, Theodore. Governor Parker just telephoned from Baton Rouge. For some reason the water levels in the Mississippi River are decreasing dramatically."
Roosevelt rubbed his chin. "I wonder what could be causing this. Are you certain the governor is not simply drunk and imagining this?"
"Yes. He said that he had been getting word from New Orleans and other cities on the Delta that the river is running exceptionally low as well." They had reached the airship and began to board. As the airship rose into the sky and moved toward the southwest, Roosevelt and Muir continued discussing the matter.
"Have we received any reports from any other areas regarding the levels of the river?" Roosevelt asked.
"No. It's strange, it seems that only the very lowest reaches of the river are experiencing lowered river banks."
"Hmmm. I've seen a lot of floods in my time, but never any times where the river stops flowing. We will definitely have to investigate."
They continued their discussion of the phenomenon as the airship kept on toward Baton Rouge.
After mooring the airship on the Louisiana Capitol Building grounds, Roosevelt and Muir went to talk with the governor. Parker told them what had happened, and Roosevelt decided that they would need to follow the river upstream to see what had happened. The three men went up in the presidential airship to get a better view of the river.
Seventy miles up the river near Simmesport, Roosevelt looked down and saw the break in the banks of the Mississippi. "That's probably why the river is losing water."
"But that's never been there before." Governor Parker thought for a moment.
"Where does it lead?" Muir asked.
Parker followed where the new river channel headed. The new channel was already gathering more water than the old Mississippi. "It looks like it goes to Simmesport and connects up with the Atchafalaya River."
As the presidential airship hovered low over the new channel, Vanderbilt and Sheffield drove up to check on the channel. "Drat, it's the President!" Vanderbilt said as he saw the airship, the large presidential seal painted on its side. Sheffield stopped the automobile and Vanderbilt leaned out of the auto. "You can't stop me this time, Roosevelt! My plan is already in motion and Vanderbilt City will soon become the most powerful shipping port in the world!" Vanderbilt got back in the auto and drove off.
"What did he mean by 'Vanderbilt City'?" Roosevelt wondered.
"I'm not sure, but we need to see what he's up to and stop this diversion," Parker said. "I don't think either the Mississippi or the Atchafalaya can take much more of this without the Mississippi's course switching permanently."
Roosevelt looked at the channel watching the water rush through. He watched Vanderbilt's auto driving off into the distance. "Looks like we need to split up. Parker, you go to Simmesport and see if you can get some people to help block the channel. We'll go stop Vanderbilt." Governor Parker nodded and they lowered him down to the ground. "Now then," Roosevelt said turning to the pilot, "follow that auto!"
As Parker set out to Simmesport, the airship sped off southward in pursuit of Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt and Sheffield followed the meandering course of the Atchafalaya River as the airship loomed in the sky behind it, until they arrived at the mouth of the river. Roosevelt and Muir looked out the window to see a large factory complex in the city at the river mouth.
"This must be Vanderbilt City," Roosevelt said.
Muir brought out a map of the state. "It says here that that's Brashear City, if I'm correct and we've reached the mouth of the Atchafalaya."
The airship hovered over the factory. Roosevelt grabbed a revolver and a knife and opened the door to the gondola. "Muir, you go back up to Simmesport and help Parker get the channel closed up. I'll deal with Vanderbilt."
"Are you sure you can handle him alone, Mr. President?"
Roosevelt winked at Muir. "Oh come now, John. It's just like hunting moose." Roosevelt clutched his hat and jumped out of the airship. Muir signaled to the pilot to turn the ship around and head back upriver.
Vanderbilt walked around the floor of the factory, inspecting the large tanks of prepared pyroglycerin ready for packing. Each tank had a large name listed on the side. Vanderbilt stopped at the end, looking up at a large map of the south central United States displayed on the wall. Red dots marked where the planned channels were to be blasted out.
"I think we will divert the Red River next." Vanderbilt turned to Sheffield. "How is the pyroglyverin coming for it?"
"The tank is full and ready for packing, sir."
"Excellent."
Just as Vanderbilt turned around, Roosevelt crashed through the skylight in the center of the factory and landed on the catwalk.
Vanderbilt jerked his head up at the sound of the glass breaking. "Roosevelt! What is it with you and crashing through my window!"
Roosevelt stood up on the catwalk. "I just thought I'd drop by and see what you were up to." The President took the revolver out of its holster.
Vanderbilt looked for the stairway up to the catwalk. It was behind Roosevelt on the far side of the factory aisle. He started running across the floor. Roosevelt took his revolver and aimed at Vanderbilt. Roosevelt shot, but it hit the floor just behind Vanderbilt. Roosevelt shot two more times but kept hitting just behind Vanderbilt as he ran across the floor.
"Wait, wait! Stop shooting! This entire place could explode!" Vanderbilt yelled as he ran across the floor. At this thought, Roosevelt put the revovler back in its holster. Vanderbilt reached the other side of the factory and climbed up to the catwalk.
As Vanderbilt reached teh catwalk and began advancing toward Roosevelt, the President took out his knife. Vanderbilt took a knife of his own out of a coat pocket. Roosevelt and Vanderbilt postured at each other on the catwalk.
Vanderbilt took the first strike. He thrust the knife and lunged at Roosevelt, who stepped back to avoid it. While he clutched the knife in his right hand, Roosevelt brought his left around to swipe the knife out of Vanderbilt's but Vanderbilt drew his hand away too quickly. Vanderbilt attacked again, only for Roosevelt to dodge his blade. The fighting went on with both men moving back and forth on the catwalk, but Roosevelt slowly gained the upper hand.
As they continued lunging at each other with the knives and fists, Sheffield slunk off into the shadows.
"Your insidious plan will never succeed, Vanderbilt. As a conservationist and a force for good, I will never let you destroy the Mississippi River delta!" Roosevelt stood back a moment. "I already have people working to fill in your little channel."
"Oh, but I will. You can't stop the forces of the market, and I am the greatest corporate force that ever lived!"
"That's a lot of high and mighty talk for someone as low as you." Roosevelt made another thrust with the knife.
Vanderbilt continued fencing with Roosevelt for another few minutes, then heard a distant engine starting. Vanderbilt stopped attacking and only dodged the President's attacks. The engine got louder, and Sheffield brought the auto around the corner and onto the factory floor.
"Well, it seems my ride is hear. I'm sorry Mr. President, but our little meeting must end here. Along with your life." Vanderbilt jumped off the catwalk into the auto as Sheffield drove it through the factory. Roosevelt put his hand on the railing in order to jump off after them, but stopped when he heard a rumbling. A spray of fire shot up from the tank furthest to the wall as the pyroglycerin in the tank combusted.
"That can't be good." As the tanks around it began exploding, Roosevelt looked for a way out. The door that Sheffield and Vanderbilt had driven through had already closed, but Roosevelt spotted a hatch in the ceiling that led up to the roof just as the section of catwalk near it collapsed. With the explosions getting louder and closer, Roosevelt ran along the catwalk, put his foot on the railing, and jumped.
His hand caught the handle of the hatch and it swung open. Roosevelt managed to vault himself through the hole and onto the roof just as the nearby Sabine tank exploded. Flame and smoke burst through the roof as Roosevelt looked behind him. Roosevelt began running along the roof, with the tanks below bursting and more columns of fire shooting up through the metal roof. As he reached the end of the roof, Roosevelt jumped off as the entire building went up in flames. After he landed, Roosevelt got up and turned around, the large fireball where the building once stood reflecting in his pince-nez.
The President made his way back up to Simmesport. The work on filling in the channel was already far underway as he arrived.
"Is Vanderbilt taken care of?" Muir asked as Roosevelt joined Muir and governor Parker.
"Yes, he is. He had a huge pyroglycerin factory in Brashear City."
"What was he going to do with it?" Parker asked.
"It looked like he wanted to divert all the nearby rivers into the Atchafalaya so he could control a shipping empire from the city. But that plan went up in smoke." Roosevelt cracked a smile and laughed. The three men continued talking as they oversaw the rest of the work.