"What Madness Is This?" Volume II: Prophecies in the Dark

[Scrivener]

THIS IS A BESMIRCHMENT OF CACKALACK HONOR! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A DISGRACE! TO AR-

Goddammit, I mean TO THE HAPPY COUPLE!

shit-eating Pinnacle grin

 

[Marco Incognito]

I was expecting Charles to learn that his father cheated him out of a career writing comics. Like maybe at the party Madnessverse Stan Lee is there and mentions a wonderful story by an artist that never responded to him and Charles then confronts his father(and possibly murders him) behind closed doors.

 

[sampleswift]

Well, I guess you can never forget your anniversary if it's a national holiday.

Yeah, I figured something like that was coming.

15th of March is also the Ides of March... which is when (Julius) Caesar died. I wonder if that's intentional?

 

[Jedi Dragon]

I love the idea of Cokies line-dancing to assert dominance over foreign visitors. Also, that had to be one of the most awkward parties of all time. Everyone's just waiting for the chance to stab everyone else in the back. Then again, that's just a normal day in the R.U.

 

[Marco Incognito]

15th of March is also the Ides of March... which is when (Julius) Caesar died. I wonder if that's intentional?

I'm pretty sure it is.

 

[Gar48]

I was expecting Charles to learn that his father cheated him out of a career writing comics. Like maybe at the party Madnessverse Stan Lee is there and mentions a wonderful story by an artist that never responded to him and Charles then confronts his father(and possibly murders him) behind closed doors.

I like how we are all collectively rooting for Oswald to kill his dad, Also yeah, this is something Oswlad Sr would gladly do in an heartbeat

 

[John Spangler]

I was expecting Charles to learn that his father cheated him out of a career writing comics. Like maybe at the party Madnessverse Stan Lee is there and mentions a wonderful story by an artist that never responded to him and Charles then confronts his father(and possibly murders him) behind closed doors.

That would have been...excelsior!

 

[Scrivener]

I was expecting Charles to learn that his father cheated him out of a career writing comics. Like maybe at the party Madnessverse Stan Lee is there and mentions a wonderful story by an artist that never responded to him and Charles then confronts his father(and possibly murders him) behind closed doors.

WMIT AU: Chuck discovers his heritage at a young age and escapes his father on a boat to Europa, where he becomes an established and esteemed writer of science fiction. In the meantime, NUSA gets formed by Joseph Oswald Jr. and the ultimate sibling rivalry begins to take shape.

 

[Mooze17]

"Lolol invade and create G A M B L E S I A? uwu"

OH GOD, THE UWUSPEAK RECAPS ARE SPREADING OUT OF THE DISCORD! CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scrivener]

OH GOD, THE UWUSPEAK RECAPS ARE SPREADING OUT OF THE DISCORD! CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!

COM-PAT MOOZE, IT APPEARS THAT THE PINNACLE POPULATION OF THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED BY INFERIOR FLUIDS. PREPARE TO ENGAGE THE DRUMMOND OPTION. MAY JEV HAVE MERCY ON US ALL.

 

[GalileoFigaroMagnifico]

OH GOD, THE UWUSPEAK RECAPS ARE SPREADING OUT OF THE DISCORD! CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!

M Y P O W E R G R O W S

 

[Jedi Dragon]

OH GOD, THE UWUSPEAK RECAPS ARE SPREADING OUT OF THE DISCORD! CODE RED, I REPEAT, CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!

OwO.

 

[Murica1776]

The idea of Gamblesia (GAM-BLEEZEE-UH) has been posted about before. I just thought of another ludicrous idea. A large African river being named the "Gamblezi."

We're all Gamblesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
From Yonderland to Jacksonland,
Keep the enemy from coming in

Keep them north of the Gamblezi
Till that river's running dry
We'll fight and live the Southron way
For Gamblesians never die

*hooting hillbilly cheers and pickup truck honks*

The story of a bunch of hicks in mobile homes and pickup trucks ruining Africa and arbitrarily renaming everything in honor of their mustache-twirling, lemonade-sipping seersucker president is such a heavy-handed parody of OTL it would be ridiculous in any other timeline. Well, MORE ridiculous lol.

EDIT: GUYS GUYS if CoCaro ever takes Mittelafrika, what if they rename the Congo Sea the Gamblezi. And it's a pidgin hillbilly bastardization of "Gamble Sea." Holy shit it's perfect. They literally reshape God's creation and name a swampy mire hellhole sea after Johnny fucking Gamble. It's exactly the kind of bizarre dark humor I look for.



"Strike me down with all of your hatred, me boyo."

I'm officially Team Gamblezi. It's just tremendous and violently cursed.

 

[GalileoFigaroMagnifico]

I'm officially Team Gamblezi. It's just tremendous and violently cursed.

I will throw my support behind this, but I remain principally a member of T E A M F L U I D O P O L I S .

Also:

OwO.

uwu oswald-senpai dominate that cokie with your superior fluids uwu

 

[LostInNewDelhi]

EDIT: GUYS GUYS if CoCaro ever takes Mittelafrika, what if they rename the Congo Sea the Gamblezi. And it's a pidgin hillbilly bastardization of "Gamble Sea." Holy shit it's perfect. They literally reshape God's creation and name a swampy mire hellhole sea after Johnny fucking Gamble. It's exactly the kind of bizarre dark humor I look for.

Or:
1. rename the Zambezi to the Gamblezi (I believe one of the CoCaro colonies already borders it?)
2. continue referring to the Congo Sea as "Gamble's Sea" because of course it is
3. your population, due to abysmal geography knowledge, ends up calling it all the Gamblezi

 

[LostInNewDelhi]

“A Mighty side of The Craic is a pathway to many happenings some Pinnacles consider to be…unnatural”

"Always two there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice."

 

[Mooze17]

uwu oswald-senpai dominate that cokie with your superior fluids uwu

Hits you on the head with a rolled up newspaper
No!

 

[Viking25]

When freaking Heydrich is the best man and that's not the most screwed up part of the wedding...

JFK being bros with Heydrich is something that I never thought would ever happen in a timeline but once again @Napoleon53 has proved me wrong.

 

[Jedi Dragon]

JFK being bros with Heydrich is something that I never thought would ever happen in a timeline but once again @Napoleon53 has proved me wrong.

And Stalin's son-in-law.

 

[Viking25]

And Stalin's son-in-law.

That too. Really this whole timeline has proved me wrong on the limits of what you can get away in a story on here if you are a talented enough writer.