Frank Borman is perhaps the least qualified person ever to be President. Other men without government experience have been President, but they have been generals before.
In 1950 he graduated from West Point. However he was quickly snatched up by the Air Force, which still lacked its own academy at this point. He earned his pilots wings, despite some ear issues, and soon moved onto being a test pilot. In 1962 he might have been shipped off to Cuba, had he not been plucked to join NASA's second class of Astronauts.
Working with the Gemeni Program Borman would first go to space in 1965 aboard Gemeni 7, featuring the first rendezvous in space. However the advent of the Joint USA-USSR moon landing project, threw his career off track.
Now begrudgingly working alongside Soviet Cosmonauts, Borman grumbles but continues. AS-3 in 1967 sees him part of the first joint crew to use the docking systems necessary. In the process becoming a notable face to the American public after a television appearance. Many note his professional, but decidedly cool, relations with his fellow Cosmonauts. Borman initially plans for this to be his last spaceflight, at twenty years in the air force he can claim a pension. But eventually he is talked into commanding the Big One.
Bering 1, as the mission is termed, pairs Borman with Cosmonaut Vladimir Shatalov as landing on the moon, while Michael Collins and Georgy Shonin remain in orbit.
The journey, intended as a symbol of peace and cooperation, winds up a tense one. Four people, chosen to balance, is likely one too many. There is also the fact that, at least from Borman's perspective, the Bering mission is made possible by American advancements. The Russians are just hitchhikers.
Borman nonetheless makes history on January 12, 1970, setting foot on the Oceanus Procellarum, becoming the first human ever to set foot on another celestial body. His words "A step for all mankind" will be etched into history.
However, prior to the return from the surface, Borman causes a major kerfuffle. On an international broadcast he reads from the Book of Genesis, in particular the story of creation. This obviously infuriates the Soviets, and some American atheists, but turns Borman into even more of a hero for many. Thankfully, there are no further incidents on the return trip.
Ticker tape parades and media accolades follow, with Borman taking the triumphant moment to depart from NASA. He already has a new job lined up.
Completing a quick business course at Harvard, Borman becomes a Vice President at the struggling Eastern Airlines. He brings a no frills, no waste approach to the job, eschewing company cars and drinks at lunch. He personally participates in searches for downed planes. By late 1975 he has become CEO of the whole company.
And he manages to help turn the company around, at least in the short term. It is still saddled with debt and the Unions are unhappy with his tendencies towards cost cutting via salary freezes and cuts. But still, the company is looking good on the surface, which is mighty impressive to many.
Also in 1975, he emerges again into the American psyche after the Eagle disaster. The first American Space Station, the Eagle, suffers a sudden decompression, killing Deke Slayton and Thomas P. Stafford. Borman is named to the Glenn Commission investigating the disaster. He earns praise for his hard work identifying the faulty airlock responsible, and his harsh criticism of the Lindsay appointed NASA leadership.
And so, perhaps inevitably, whispers begin to swirl about Borman For President. He is, it is known, mildly Republican. He has the vague conservatism of a career soldier without service in Cuba raising suspicion of him. And he has served in a major American business. But nor is he an insider politician. He's a hero and like most astronauts, has a modicum of public relations skills.
It takes some convincing to get him to run. It deprives Eastern of his leadership, and Borman has never really given any thought to politics, let alone the Presidency. But the chaos of the Lindsay years convince him to run.
Convincing the Republican Electorate actually proves less difficult than getting the candidate himself into the race. He's got name recognition, all of it positive. The business interests that play with candidates like the gods play with the trojan war care less about his time in space and more about his time in a boardroom. And he's enough of an unknown that anyone can project anything onto him. The religious right is perhaps the least enthusiastic. But he did read the bible on the moon, so there is that. Laxalt can try, but in the end Borman sweeps his way to victory.
With Robert Griffith, a solidly conservative Senator from Michigan, as his running mate, Borman turns on to face President Lindsay.
Borman takes a no nonsense approach. Crime? Crack down on it. Especially drugs. No one ever became an astronaut on drugs. Well, probably.
Borman is no hawk, he assures the nation. But nor does he want to see Communism spread victorious. Look at what happened in Finland and Vietnam while America looked inward. Surely this great prosperous nation could afford to spend a little to help freedom fighters in Indonesia.
He won't tear down the Just Deal, just make it sleeker, leaner, more efficient. An Eisenhower figure. Everyone likes Eisenhower, it's easy to throw all the nasty information about what he did away. The nation wants to like a Republican, and Eisenhower is the only viable candidate. And now Frank Borman is as well.
Yes he isn't experienced, but hasn't America had enough of insiders? Nixon's crimes, Johnson's bullying, Lindsay's chaos? Borman is a common sense man for a common sense nation.
An already floundering Lindsay campaign struggles against a bonafide national hero. Their most damaging, and perhaps prescient, attacks rest on showing Borman as an empty suit, a puppet of those same forces that tricked America into Cuba. But waving the Bloody Shirt is no longer as effective as it once was. And Americans still remember the crowds who cheered across the world for Borman.
Lindsay’s last hope is the debate, which saved him last time. But Borman, while no great orator, avoids any costly slipups.
His victory is wide, and presents him with a mandate to govern, although he will have to work with a Democratic Congress to do so.
Borman’s post-lunar experience has been in business, and his political lodestar is Eisenhower. So there are a lot of business minded technocrats in his cabinet and White House. Borman is conscientious in his work and sets about crafting his policies.
Part one is a fairly generous tax cut. The businessmen amongst his coalition appreciate this for obvious reasons on a personal and ideological level. But he is able to garner support for this move from more traditional Keynesian corners as well. The economy is good, let it soar.
His spending cuts find less success, welfare reform is not yet ripe for most voters, and their representatives know it. Borman’s inexperience also plays into this. The Congressmen on the Hill know when something is beat, and urge him to relent. Borman pushes forward. What is the point of cutting revenue without cost cutting…but he winds up stymied and having damaged his relations with certain key leaders. However Borman, for all his military discipline, is adaptable. They don't select astronauts who can't react to changing situations. Borman will work hard to repair frayed relationships, which earns him some modicum of respect in Washington.
Abroad, Borman leads America into sticking their head out of the hole they dug after Northwoods. He is cautious as he does so. People are still a bit…twitchy about foreign entanglements. Borman allays this somewhat by making sure everything is above the board. Well, not everything. DoI Operations still has some irons in the fire, so to speak. But Borman is open to Congress about major shifts in policy.
One such shift is the Indonesian Civil War. The Civil War in Indonesia is a multi headed hydra, to say the least, spread out across thousands of islands. No one is entirely sure who is merely cut off from their faction, who is a warlord grabbing what they can, and who are nationalists trying to break away completely. Which is particularly where the Americans come in.
One, the Americans diplomatically arrange for various factions tied to the military and religious groups to reunite, if loosely. The TeReAm (Tentara Republik Islam) finally provides an answer to the PKI’s organization.
Two, the Americans provide the Teream with arms and money. And money and arms. And training to use said arms, and markets to spend said money. Borman is able to convince Congress that this is needed to stop Communism from spreading further South.
Three, the United States Navy begins asserting the rights of international waters in Southeast Asia very closely. Very very closely. And if that winds up being a de facto convoy system for American allies, and makes it impossible for the PKI to support itself between islands? Well that's just the cost of doing business.
Borman never tries to get Congress to approve American advisors joining the Australians on the ground in Indonesia, but he still sets up American allies for success. And if the cost is a few massacres and atrocities in some random hamlets, he can live with that. And the American people can live with that. Partially because Americans aren't directly involved.
At home, Borman’s “Common Sense Conservativism” manifests itself in a broadly deregulatory manner. This sees more support than his welfare initiatives do. He is hands off about airline deregulation, well aware that his Eastern Airlines connections could have created a sense of impropriety. He's more actively involved in loosening land use regulations out in the West that favor ranchers, miners, and oil men.
Borman is, unsurprisingly, enthusiastic about NASA. Eagle Station is started during his term, and will be America’s base in space for decades to come. Borman, for all his distaste for the Soviets, does not completely draw back from cooperation. After the Mir disaster, where American astronauts were helpless to save their asphyxiating Soviet counterparts, he agrees to a mutual sharing of information regarding life support systems to encourage saving lives.
All of this success of course has a seedy underbelly. Inequality rises for the first time in years. The Conservative backlash to Civil Rights enters into the sunlight. Martin Luther King Jr. laments this “age of complacency” coming into being.
But most people are very happy to have Frank Borman after four years of his Presidency.
A result is that Democrats are not exactly tripping over themselves to run against him. Former Vice President Gore declines to run. The few primaries that they have scatter between favorite sons and folks like George McGovern or a “repentant” George Wallace. Neither of whom can be allowed to win at the convention, per the party mandarins. A somewhat humiliating hurricane of chaos follows that turns into a farce when Massachusetts Senator Bobby Kennedy and Massachusetts Governor Ted Kennedy are both brought up by different factions independently as compromise candidates. Teddy, who always had the best nose for politics, concedes to his elder. John, now teaching at Harvard, reportedly finds this hilarious. Looking to his left flank Kennedy goes with Fred Harris of Oklahoma as his running mate. Everyone agrees to just let primaries decide this thing from here on out, a lesson Republicans have learned for a while.
Kennedy/Harris is running behind from the start, and never really has a chance to catch up. Kennedy is charismatic enough but fails to provide a raison d’etre for his campaign. Borman comes in with a huge war chest from his business buddies, bigger than the Kennedy fortune and union dues can match. And people are generally happy with the way things are going, and they know who to give credit to.
Borman’s landslide is impressive, surpassing even Eisenhower’s in scale.
Borman's second term is more of the same from a policy perspective. Moderate tax cuts, a generally loose application of regulations. Land and mineral rights are leased out to private industry. Third rails are skirted, save actual third rails as Borman’s second term sees the creation of a Federal Department of Transportation to help encouragement of air, road, and rail shipping among other things, albeit from a business development perspective.
The cultural exploration of the 60s is now firmly in the rearview mirror. Programs such as the “Fred Thompson Show” reflect and reinforce standard family dynamics. Crime and health become prevalent, and intertwined, issues. Heroin his the streets en masse as a result of heightened poppy production in an increasingly unstable Southeast Asia. This epidemic hits at the worst possible time, coinciding with the arrival of HIV in the United States. The result is a massive outbreak among drug users, especially along the East coast. Sympathy is low for victims, who are often derided as criminals. The Boston 8 become a sensation as they allege their infections were a result of homosexual activity rather than drug use, taking advantage of Massachusetts’ sodomy laws being laxxer than it's drug laws.
The spike in heroin production is largely a result of the outbreak of the Great Indochinese War. The Communist Vietnamese-Cambodian-Laotian Confederacy faces off against the alliance of the Burmese and Thai Juntas. Both sides, desperate for cash, embrace drug cultivation. Both sides receive support from the expected sides of the Cold War, as well as the Indonesian Civil War. Although the PKI is beginning to crumble under the weight of American aid to the Teream.
In Africa, coups and counter coups remain the order of the day, with America easing back into the role of sponsor. Post-Northwoods reluctance has left them on the backfoot. France, therefore, is enlisted as America’s chief enforcer in the region. The pré carré is recognized in Washington, so long as the French keep their clients broadly in line with American interests. Elf brand gas stations are also beginning to pop up in North America. American consumers also benefit from friendly Arab regimes, who want to counterbalance an Israel that is increasingly looking towards Moscow for aid.
Borman is not immune from the six year itch, however. His last two years are somewhat more constrained than his first. Republicans, 12 years out of power, also gorge themselves on some of the spoils of victory. This leads to a few inopportune scandals. Take Watergatewoods, where GOP chairman Dick Cheney is caught taking bribes from the Watergate Hotel to relocate the party headquarters there. Northwoods syndrome is fading, but the reputation of the Republicans as the “dirty” party is harder to shake.
Borman himself remains above the fray, but in some ways that only compounds the party’s woes. His personal popularity does not flow downwards to the party writ large. Prospective candidates struggle to link themselves to his legacy. Massachusetts Governor Elliot Richardson eventually emerges as the pick of the bunch, after the primaries, but he fails to catch the public imagination. Especially in comparison to the young gun the Democrats put up.
Frank Borman will enjoy his time as ex-President. The respectable voice of an era of prosperity. The Grand Old Man of the Grand Old Party. An advocate for innovation in partnership with business and for responsible, active foreign policy. Although he does not go back into business, he is proud to see Eastern Airlines emerge to dominate the industry in years to come. He will not pass until 2022, and his state funeral will feature speakers from both parties, and all living former Presidents, in addition to the incumbent.