I SAWED THESE COUNTRIES IN HALF

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Oh god, without the combined power of the other 49 states to keep Florida in check, the whole state is going to collapse into a lawless wasteland full of gator-riding gangs of retirees, Disneyworld costumed characters, and swamp men.
Carpet bomb the entire area with nukes. And then do it again, and again and again until the entire state has been reduced to bedrock.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
i've seen some rather different ethnolinguistic maps of Afghanistan floating around the web.
Those areas mostly match up except for Uzbek and Turkmen areas. The issue is that many people in Afghanistan only speak Farsi well, being the prestige language of Afghanistan, particularly a growing amount of Pashtuns.
 
Carpet bomb the entire area with nukes. And then do it again, and again and again until the entire state has been reduced to bedrock.

It's the only way to be sure.
You fool, that'll just make them stronger. The floridamen will just survive and thrive, like cockroaches, except fueled by meth and nuclear radiation.
 
You fool, that'll just make them stronger. The floridamen will just survive and thrive, like cockroaches, except fueled by meth and nuclear radiation.
Fine. We'll carve the entire state from the earth's surface with GIANT LASER BEAMS!!! and throw it into space.

Preferably into a black hole.
 
Antigua and Barbuda
While everyone's debating the US, I'll put up Antigua and Barbuda. This country is divided into... well... Antigua and Barbuda. OK, so you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that out...
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Oh god, without the combined power of the other 49 states to keep Florida in check, the whole state is going to collapse into a lawless wasteland full of gator-riding gangs of retirees, Disneyworld costumed characters, and swamp men.
You know, I've seen wanks of various states (Michigan, New York, Virginia, Texas of course, etc.) but I don't think I've ever seen a Floridawank.
 
Australia
Introducing my new system for explanations here.

Country: Australia
New Nations: Westralia (Capital: Perth) and Eastralia (Capital: Canberra)
Division explanation: Based on the goals of the Western Australian secessionist movement
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Introducing my new system for explanations here.

Country: Australia
New Nations: Westralia (Capital: Perth) and Eastralia (Capital: Canberra)
Division explanation: Based on the goals of the Western Australian secessionist movement
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I think that Eastralia would probably just stay named 'Australia'?
However, It is an aesthetically pleasing, even beautiful, maw.
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Introducing my new system for explanations here.

Country: Australia
New Nations: Westralia (Capital: Perth) and Eastralia (Capital: Canberra)
Division explanation: Based on the goals of the Western Australian secessionist movement
To be honest, I was hoping for an Outback / not-Outback split.

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Austria
Just remembered Austria, almost forgot.

Country: Austria
New Nations: The Republic of Austria (Capital: Salzburg) and the Democratic Republic of Austria (Capital: Vienna)
Division explanation: Based on the boundaries between the occupation zones in Austria following the Second World War
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Azerbaijan
Country: Azerbaijan
New nations: Lesser Azerbaijan (Capital: Baku) and Artsakh (Capital: Stepanakert)
Division explanation: Based on the already-existing Armenian breakaway state
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