Yeah, that works! Not exactly desolate now that I think about it, but good enough.So what about:
The Western Zones join the Federal Republic of Germany, the Soviet Zone joins the GDR.
This includes the Zones in Vienna, except for that weird 1. district, where control changed between the allies every month.
The Austrian government recipes there, holds elections and runs the civil life, because the allies can't agree on a different solution.
The British will take Nauru before long, so nah.Kaiser Wilhelm II Boards a Zeppelin and flies to Nauru after World War I reconquering the island with his last followers.
The British Empire inflicts a total Embargo end he is never heard from again.