TLIAW: Slippery When Wet

12:45 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Barely ten minutes after landing, Nancy Reagan was already out of the plane and bundled into a similarly claustrophobic limousine. She took great care to present a face of calm and strength to the scattered reporters who shouted questions to her about how she felt about Ron’s accident, but she ignored them.

She considered demanding to be taken to the hospital but knew that it wouldn’t do any good. Ron was in surgery, she wouldn’t be allowed there. Instead she would have to go to the convention hall…

The old anger began to resurface, how could they be so insensitive? Thinking of politics at a time like this, when Ron was so vulnerable and broken. Thinking of throwing away what she and Ron had earned with their own blood, sweat and tears. The thought was like rubbing salt into an open wound, it kept the anger alive and fresh, like an exposed nerve.

As city streets still damp with rain raced past, Nancy thought about what she would say.

The bang of a backfire snapped her from those thoughts, and as the limousine ground to a halt on the side of the road, smoke and steam pouring from underneath the hood, Nancy Reagan swore for the first, but not the last, time that day.


12:54 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

George Bush was slightly concerned about Howard Baker, but confident that Nancy would have the sense to endorse him. His earlier inhibitions surrounding taking up the mantle of a fallen man had melted away as the reality of the situation set in and the path to power became apparent.

Baker was only a few feet away, both of them making small talk as they waited for Nancy to arrive. Bush liked Baker and thought that he would make a great Majority Leader in the senate, but at the moment knew that he would probably be willing to attack the man with everything that he had if it meant that he got the nomination.

Connally was less of a threat, if he even was one at all. He had slid out of the discussion at some point and instead engaged in a conversation with Ford. Connally got along better with Ford, Nixon and the other old school politicians Bush noted. He didn’t like Connally very much but still made an effort to be polite whenever they spoke.

Checking his watch, he was about to ask where Nancy was when somebody jogged over from the phone.

“Mrs. Reagan’s car broke down, she’s going to be late.” Bush sighed, that meant even less time to speak with her about endorsement choices. Of course, she probably had a pretty firm idea in her mind anyways, and from what he had heard, Nancy Reagan was supposed to be extraordinarily stubborn when she was set on an issue.

“Any idea when she’s gonna get here?” Baker asked, the staffer who had brought them the news shrugged.

“Twenty minutes, maybe a little more.” Connally, who had come close enough to hear the news, sipped a glass of water.

“Hmm.” He vocalized, then drifted away again. Bush decided to get a drink. He had a feeling that he would need it.


1:00 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Donald Rumsfeld had arrived late to the convention and as a result had nearly been locked out of the back room. However, as soon as the security agents at the door realized that he was a former Secretary of Defense, and a very miffed one at that, they had sped him in.

He had said hello to some of his old colleagues and had even exchanged a few words with Ford, who had mentioned that he was going to dinner with John Connally and a few others. Rumsfeld had politely declined the invitation, he was better off hanging around Howard Baker and the other rising stars of the convention than Ford. Ford’s usefulness to him had been outlived only a few days before.

Back then he had given Reagan some choice advice about running mates and very subtly added that he was interested. Reagan might have chosen him...but unfortunately he had taken a spill and now here everybody was.

Baker was standing next to George Bush and a few others, most of them Reagan staffers and campaign executives. Rumsfeld neatly separated them as he stepped forward and extended a hand. Bush gave him a look that wasn’t entirely friendly as he did so, and Rumsfeld felt a slight sense of regret about shoehorning Bush into the CIA back during the Ford administration. Now the son of a bitch was the presumptive frontrunner…

He would have been better off letting Ford take Bush on as Vice President...then he would have been safely crushed in ’76 and maybe now in 1980 he, Donald Rumsfeld, would be in a better position. Ah, hindsight...what a fickle thing it was.

“Howard,” he said, displaying a toothy grin, “how are you?” Baker smiled politely at him and shook his hand.

“I’m just fine Don, how are you?” Rumsfeld nodded.

“I’ve been alright. I’m missing Washington though, how is it?” Rumsfeld steered Baker away as he asked, leaving a small clot of staffers to form next to Bush. The Texan hardly seemed to notice.

“It‘s the same as it always is,” Baker said, “now what’s this about Don?” For a moment Rumsfeld was slightly taken aback, then he decided to be blunt. Sort of.

“I’d like to help you out. I know that you’ve got a legitimate shot at the nomination and I’d like to help you out with that. My name carries some clout here...” Baker looked amused, but also somewhat interested.

“So you want to become my running mate.” He said, smiling tightly. Rumsfeld had to work very hard to keep himself from looking surprised at Baker’s deduction.

“Yes,” he said, deciding that playing along was the best route, “I would certainly provide ideological balance, and I could help you usurp Bush.” Baker didn’t look thrilled by the last part of Rumsfeld’s statement.

“I’m not going to challenge him if he gets the endorsement.”

“No, of course not,” Rumsfeld said hastily, “I meant if Bush tried to challenge you in the event that you got the endorsement.” That seemed to mollify Baker and Rumsfeld let out an internal sigh of relief.

“I’ll give it some thought Don.” Baker said after a few moments of silence, and both of them walked back into the room. Rumsfeld felt exhilarated all of the sudden, but even as joy from one success flowed through him, more problems reared their ugly heads. He would need to figure out a way to get Baker the endorsement...and that wasn’t promising to be an easy task.

Nancy Reagan would probably already want to give it to Bush, which Rumsfeld didn’t want. It would mean that he was effectively exiled from Washington for another four to eight years. Rumsfeld hated making powerful enemies, it was only a matter of time before one of them ended up becoming President.

He passed Connally without comment and went to get a drink before reconsidering. He only drank when he needed to impress somebody, and he had already impressed Baker. Now he just needed to get to Nancy Reagan, hopefully that wouldn’t be too hard.


1:08 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Helms knew that he had the North Carolina delegation locked down, but that would not be nearly enough. Thurmond’s influence would grant him South Carolina as well, but he knew that he needed more if he wanted to make an impression on everyone watching the first ballot.

Nancy Reagan would be arriving at any moment now, and hopefully he would get a chance to speak with some of the conservative leaders as soon as Bush, Connally and Baker were gone. They were the primary obstacles to his candidacy, once they were out of the way then he could clear the way for the nomination, and then the White House.

For a moment he let himself think about how great the feeling of accomplishment would be once he was confirmed as the party’s nominee, then snapped back to the present. He still needed to put all of that together, before Bush and the other moderates snatched it away.
 
I swear on Nixon's beagle, if you elect a Baker/Rumsfeld ticket and kill Baker off just to get Rumsfeld as POTUS, I can't guarantee your health in the immediate future. :mad::p

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"Soon, Rummy, soon..." (Also, he shoots southpaw, apparently).
 
Still in the air just like the ROCKET POWERED TRANSPORT PLANE that the military was planning on using to rescue the Iranian hostages. Jesus that is cool.

It was indeed, to use rather impolite but entirely accurate language, completely fucking awesome in every possible way. For a time it became a minor pastime, or at least a cliché, in various pop-science or pop-milhist articles on the intertoobz, to list the YC-130 project as a delightful disaster, a beautifully silly nuisance footnote to a sad chapter in military history. As it happens, sometimes, they were nearly completely wrong. The really fascinating thing about the CREDIBLE SPORT project (including the fact it had one of the last decent codenames for something that wasn't unknowably deep in the nastier recesses of the security state, before operations were named like movies of the week -- thanks for that, St. Ronnie -- simply by borrowing a horse-racing phrase for a viable genetic mutation, a "credible sport") is that it damn near worked. Indeed the initial test exercises of basic capability ran just fine. The problem came on a hover-landing test where, depending on how you read the "hot wash" reviews and which faction you hear from (designers or AFSOC pilots) either the software glitched, or the pilot misunderstood how to interpret the data and actions laid out by the software, and the particular nature of the crash forced them to write off the aircraft and gave critics the chance to scrub the project. They'd taken it from a mad notion to advanced testing in less calendar time than the distance from the Embassy takeover to RICEBOWL/EAGLE CLAW. If they'd been willing to be nuts from the beginning, they might have had a workaround of the daisy-chained logistical nightmare that was the actual mission.

But that was really only one of the possibilities; the broader SNOWBIRD project drew up, developed operating units and kit for (including the embryonic TF160 and most of its choppers), and exercised at least ten different possible mission profiles. The most popular was nicknamed the "Godzilla Option." For good reason. A more "interesting" Middle East indeed, with Iran poised between an Iraq eager to go to war in September and the Afghan quagmire.

Oh, President Helms would be downright tame, really. I had something much more radical in mind. And the first scene you wrote with that character seemed to set the stage for it beautifully.

*goes off again whistling material from a very specific early Lloyd-Weber production, one that made Patti LuPone's name on Broadway and has nothing to do with the Christian Messiah or his putative superstar status*...
 
And, the fact that it (my premonition) is completely goddamned insane is exactly what would make it a feature, not a bug, to many of Reagan's delegates.

"It's like being in a movie. And we're the heroes."

Exactly the brand of beautiful madness Ron was so very, very good at selling. And why he quietly, privately terrified many among an older generation of Establishment Republicans.
 
I swear on Nixon's beagle, if you elect a Baker/Rumsfeld ticket and kill Baker off just to get Rumsfeld as POTUS, I can't guarantee your health in the immediate future. :mad::p

Rumsfeld.jpg

"Soon, Rummy, soon..." (Also, he shoots southpaw, apparently).

We shall have to see what happens.

It was indeed, to use rather impolite but entirely accurate language, completely fucking awesome in every possible way. For a time it became a minor pastime, or at least a cliché, in various pop-science or pop-milhist articles on the intertoobz, to list the YC-130 project as a delightful disaster, a beautifully silly nuisance footnote to a sad chapter in military history. As it happens, sometimes, they were nearly completely wrong. The really fascinating thing about the CREDIBLE SPORT project (including the fact it had one of the last decent codenames for something that wasn't unknowably deep in the nastier recesses of the security state, before operations were named like movies of the week -- thanks for that, St. Ronnie -- simply by borrowing a horse-racing phrase for a viable genetic mutation, a "credible sport") is that it damn near worked. Indeed the initial test exercises of basic capability ran just fine. The problem came on a hover-landing test where, depending on how you read the "hot wash" reviews and which faction you hear from (designers or AFSOC pilots) either the software glitched, or the pilot misunderstood how to interpret the data and actions laid out by the software, and the particular nature of the crash forced them to write off the aircraft and gave critics the chance to scrub the project. They'd taken it from a mad notion to advanced testing in less calendar time than the distance from the Embassy takeover to RICEBOWL/EAGLE CLAW. If they'd been willing to be nuts from the beginning, they might have had a workaround of the daisy-chained logistical nightmare that was the actual mission.

But that was really only one of the possibilities; the broader SNOWBIRD project drew up, developed operating units and kit for (including the embryonic TF160 and most of its choppers), and exercised at least ten different possible mission profiles. The most popular was nicknamed the "Godzilla Option." For good reason. A more "interesting" Middle East indeed, with Iran poised between an Iraq eager to go to war in September and the Afghan quagmire.

Oh, President Helms would be downright tame, really. I had something much more radical in mind. And the first scene you wrote with that character seemed to set the stage for it beautifully.

*goes off again whistling material from a very specific early Lloyd-Weber production, one that made Patti LuPone's name on Broadway and has nothing to do with the Christian Messiah or his putative superstar status*...

I'm not really planning on expanding beyond the confines of the convention very much. One of the reasons I've been taking so many breaks from Icarus Rising is that it has become so broad in scope that it's exhausting to write; I don't want this to turn into another Icarusverse. I'll include the situation up until the election, including what happens with SNOWBIRD and its sister programs, but I'm probably not going to go beyond that unless people REALLY want me to continue.

And, the fact that it (my premonition) is completely goddamned insane is exactly what would make it a feature, not a bug, to many of Reagan's delegates.

"It's like being in a movie. And we're the heroes."

Exactly the brand of beautiful madness Ron was so very, very good at selling. And why he quietly, privately terrified many among an older generation of Establishment Republicans.

I know what you're predicting and I can assure you that there's about a forty two percent chance of it actually happening. I'll have to flip a coin.
 
1:19 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Nancy Reagan was wearing a red dress that nearly touched the floor, and as she approached Bush and Baker both noted that her face seemed locked in place. Even if she was doing her best to radiate an aura of calm and control, she still seemed terrified. that was entirely natural, Bush supposed that he would feel the same if anything happened to Barbara.

“Glad you could make it ma’am.” Bush said, and moved to escort Nancy to the furthest back room. But much to his surprise she politely declined his help and kept walking, very much on her own.

“She wants to appear independent.” Baker said quietly, and Bush nodded.

“Sure.” Connally joined them at that point and they followed Nancy into the conference room. As he moved to sit down Connally was somewhat surprised to see that Ford was in attendance as well. It made sense though, the man had nearly been Ron’s running mate after all. Nancy took her place at the head of the table and the table slowly filled up.

“My husband has been gravely injured, as you all know,” Nancy said, her voice even and calm, “and instead of letting me go and see him in the hospital you all have deemed it necessary that I satisfy your political obsessions here...” A few of the staffers flinched, taken aback by Nancy’s direct language, but Bush, Baker, Connally and Ford didn’t so much as blink, a lifetime of politics had inured them to such things.

“I’m sorry ma’am, but...” The staffer wilted under a blistering glare from Nancy and fell silent.

“You all want me to find a fresh candidate to endorse, is that correct?” Nancy’s tone was beginning to darken into anger and Ford looked uneasy as he nodded.

“Yes. Ron unfortunately isn’t in any condition to be running for office right now. We appreciate the work that you both have done, but a Reagan candidacy is no longer feasible.” Nancy appeared not to have heard Ford’s words.

“You want me to throw away many months of hard work, countless late nights, hundreds of campaign stops and speeches...you want me to give away my husband’s legacy. That is unfair. Unfair!” Now Bush, Baker, Connally and Ford did actually flinch, Nancy looked furious and there were tears boiling in the corners of her eyes.

“We’re not saying that you haven’t made sacrifices,” Connally said, trying to be soothing, “but think of Ron. He’s undergoing surgery to remove pieces of bone from his brain. Forcing him to run right now would be even more unfair.” Nancy sighed.

“I have only one candidate for you. His name is Ronald Reagan.” And with that she exited the room. Ford and Connally exchanged an unhappy look.

“Well, that went well,” Bush said sarcastically, “what do we do now?” Ford got up.

“Don’t worry, I’ll get her calmed down, you guys just sit still.” Baker glanced over at Connally and shrugged.

“What if she sticks to her guns?” He asked quietly.

“She won’t.” Ford said determinedly from the doorway, then he was gone too. The room then became very quiet.


1:24 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Rumsfeld was still mulling over his problem when a stroke of luck befell him. there, only a few yards away, was Nancy Reagan, storming purposefully from the conference room. He intercepted her.

“Mrs. Reagan,” he said, “what’s going on in there?” He was genuinely curious as to what could cause her to leave in such a dramatic fashion.

“I’m sticking with my husband,” she said, “come hell or high water.” For a moment Rumsfeld felt anger flare within him, so she wasn’t choosing Baker...he was sunk. Then a fresh realization impacted and he realized that the reality was quite the opposite. By endorsing effectively nobody Nancy Reagan was leaving the door wide open for anyone who wanted to try. And in that chaos Howard Baker and Donald Rumsfeld had a pretty decent shot at winning.

“I admire that,” he said, “ and I think that you’re completely right, but they’re never going to allow you to do that.” Nancy nodded, she looked interested now, probably recognizing him for the loyal conservative that he was.

“I don’t care.” She said and seemed ready to keep going out of the building, but Rumsfeld gently took ahold of her arm and steered her into an empty room.

“I’m going to give you some advice,” he said, “it’s up to you whether you want to follow it or not. But it’s the only way that you’ll be able to say what you want to.” Nancy’s look of interest had intensified.

“Okay...” Rumsfeld kept going, and by the end of his plan, Nancy Reagan was smiling. she still looked scared and sad, but Rumsfeld was happy to have put a smile on her face. He loved it when his plots helped other people too, that was always the best type of plotting.


1:35 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

When Ford returned with Nancy Reagan a few minutes later, she did seem to have calmed down. With a clear look of unhappiness on her face she agreed to endorse Bush, but only on the condition that she be the one to do so, before anyone else had spoken. Ford seemed relieved to have solved the problem, and the negotiations ended with hardly a second to spare.

Baker looked somewhat crestfallen as he exited the conference room. Bush, in contrast, smiled like a fed cat and Connally seemed to inhabit the middle of the emotional spectrum as he looked at the schedule and wondered what Guy Vander Jagt’s keynote speech would be about.

The delegates had been allowed into the conference room and as the audience took their seats, the clocks struck two and the Republican National Convention, after delay and drama, scheming and counter scheming, began in earnest.


2:00 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“So Nancy endorsed Bush?” Rumsfeld asked as he took his seat. He had done some judicious swapping and secured a place next to Baker, who still looked unhappy. Baker nodded.

“Yes.” Was his one word reply.

“Who knows,” he said, “maybe there’s still room for a miracle.” Baker didn’t respond to that, instead the lights on the stage flicked on and Nancy Reagan, red dress glowing in the stage lights, face solemn and serious, took her place at the podium.

“As you all know by now,” she began, without ceremony or aplomb, “my husband, Ronald Reagan, was badly hurt this morning after falling and hitting his head in the bathroom of his hotel room. Some have expressed doubts about my husband’s ability to run and this has generated a great deal of talk and chaos within this convention hall.” Nancy paused and looked at the audience, in the front row Bush smiled, expecting to hear his own name at any moment while a few rows back, Rumsfeld smiled even wider.

“This however, changes nothing,” Nancy said harshly, “my husband is still the frontrunner of the party and it is him that I endorse for President.” She opened her mouth to say more but at that moment her microphone was cut and the lights flicked off. The reaction in the hall was immediate and intense, boos and jeers, mixed with cries of confusion.

“Turn her mic back on!” Somebody cried, the shout turning slowly into a chant. Rumsfeld looked at the mass of delegates, politicians and guests and then back at Baker, who looked tremendously confused.

“Looks like we’re still in the running.” Rumsfeld said happily, then the lights on the stage turned back on and the microphone squealed as somebody seized it. Nancy Reagan was no longer on stage, she’d been replaced with a harried looking Guy Vander Jagt, who was trying to sooth the angered crowd.

“Quiet down,” he repeated desperately, “quiet down please so that I can explain the situation.” But the crowd, even when faced with a speaker as charismatic as Jagt, refused to be calmed.

“REA-GAN! REA-GAN! REA-GAN!” They began to shout, and Jagt retreated off of the stage after somebody threw a bottle of sparkling water at him, littering the stage with glittering shards of green glass.

Rumsfeld watched the enveloping chaos with mild satisfaction and wondered just how many of the confused and angry delegates would be drawn to a mild mannered and charismatic man like Baker. His own conservative credentials wouldn’t hurt either.

If Rumsfeld was calm, the same couldn’t be said of Bush, who was doing his best not to look completely furious.

“I should have known,” he muttered as the chanting grew louder and more insistent, “she’s gone completely crazy.” Next to him, Gerald Ford sighed and stood up, heading for the stage.

Seeing the former President marching across the stage, stepping over broken glass and spilled water, the cascade of anger suddenly slackened as people wondered what Ford had to say.

“Quiet!” Ford said, loudly, and the chanting slowly tumbled apart, turning into a sea of restless muttering. Ford was able to speak over that though. “What a great start to our convention, I’m glad that we were able to share such a special moment with the world,” he said, bitterly sarcastic. A few people cringed with mingled shame and self pity. “But the point that must be made is that Ronald Reagan has been severely injured and is no longer able to run for the presidency. This leaves the vast majority of the delegates in this convention unclaimed. We reached a deal with Mrs. Reagan, or so we thought, that George Bush would be endorsed and receive Ronald Reagan’s delegates. As far as I am concerned that deal is still on. Now let’s sweep the stage free of broken glass, sit down and be quiet, and listen to some speeches. Then we can get to voting, like civilized adults.” Ford’s speech was short and for many people in the hall it was the first time that they had ever seen the man get angry.

But it worked, the hall was dead silent as Ford left the stage and Jagt cautiously moved back on. He gave a speech, received a scattered smattering of applause and then left. The mood was still tense and twice a few disjointed attempts at reviving the chant started up. They didn’t catch on though, and while the delegates were unhappy, they didn’t feel rebellious.

At least not yet.
 
... And somewhere in the West Wing, Hamilton Jordan watches the CBS feed (because Cronkite), lights one of the Cubans that Omar Torrijos gave him while they were negotiating the Shah's Panamanian asylum that February, and smiles.

Elsewhere, someplace that might as well be lost R'lyeh, John Hinckley lies dreaming...

On the TL, understood. If you did carry on it doesn't seem necessary to go beyond the election. But the convention's shaping up to be such good fun it's a fine story in and of itself.
 
PS: when you have a free moment you should nip over and read Maeglin's Soviet deck-shuffle. It's a marvelous recreation and after all you've had going on with *redacted Icarusverse Soviet spoilers* probably an interesting read for you too.
 
... And somewhere in the West Wing, Hamilton Jordan watches the CBS feed (because Cronkite), lights one of the Cubans that Omar Torrijos gave him while they were negotiating the Shah's Panamanian asylum that February, and smiles.

I'll have to have him pop up somewhere then.

Elsewhere, someplace that might as well be lost R'lyeh, John Hinckley lies dreaming…

Yup. Looks like he'll probably end up not shooting anyone ITTL. Maybe. We'll have to see.

On the TL, understood. If you did carry on it doesn't seem necessary to go beyond the election. But the convention's shaping up to be such good fun it's a fine story in and of itself.

Thank you. I'm just sort of sick of the Icarusverse right now and if I start piling up new characters and viewpoints then I'd end up getting tired of this too.

PS: when you have a free moment you should nip over and read Maeglin's Soviet deck-shuffle. It's a marvelous recreation and after all you've had going on with *redacted Icarusverse Soviet spoilers* probably an interesting read for you too.

[SPOILERS]Putin judo kicking Gorbachev out of a high window[SPOILERS] is absolutely glorious, I wish I possessed that level of mad genius.
 
4:58 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond and a half dozen others watched all of this in bemused silence. Helms suddenly felt very good about his chances.


5:00 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Ronald Reagan’s surgery was concluded and marked a complete success after nearly six hours. All three chips of bone were removed and the wound cleaned. Damage to Reagan’s brain remained unknown and for the moment he was kept in a medically induced coma. Brain swelling was still considered a concern, but nonetheless it was clear that Reagan would survive.

Nancy Reagan, after being unceremoniously kicked out of the convention hall, was allowed to see her husband for the first time, though it was only through a glass panel. She burst into tears and thanked the doctors profusely for saving her husband’s life.

Not too far away, the last of the speeches at the convention were concluded.


5:03 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

True to Ford’s earlier words, the reporters were layered thick around the convention hall. But aside from a few approved outlets, the vast majority of them were left outside of the main hallway, instead having to content themselves with chasing down stray staffers and delegates to interview.

The hall itself was boiling with tensions and already Bush looked somewhat panicked, his lock on the nomination had been snatched away from him, replaced by a medley of divisions within the pool of delegates. Some planned on remaining loyal to Reagan, others wanted to support Bush, some Baker and still others were set on scattering to all manner of fringe candidates.

“What a fucking mess,” Atwater heard somebody behind him say as the last speech wrapped up, “this is gonna take all night.” He looked out across the sea of unhappy people and wondered if he should still go with Bush. The man had the de facto support of Ford, who still commanded some serious respect within the party, but at the same time he was perceived as stealing Reagan’s nomination by a sizable fraction of the delegates.

Atwater gritted his teeth and went to find the Texan, there was an hour before voting for the first ballot would begin, he had some dealmaking to do.


5:05 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Bush nearly shrugged Atwater off when he first approached. He had been on the receiving end of some of the man’s dirty tricks and he could plainly see the desperation on the man’s face. But at the same time, hearing what he had to say couldn’t hurt.

“What?” He asked impatiently, making it clear that he was operating from a position of power. He didn’t want Atwater getting any funny ideas about his place in this whole thing.

“I can get you the delegates you need to take the nomination,” Atwater said, “I have some influence over them.” Bush nodded.

“And the catch?” Atwater paused for a moment, he clearly hadn’t expected Bush to be so clear with his dislike of him.

“I want to help you in the general campaign. Carter isn’t going to be a pushover, you’ll need professionals to help defeat him.” Atwater didn’t really believe this, he knew that Bush was an accomplished political figure and more than decent at campaigning, but overstating the strength of an enemy was always a good tactic to sow seeds of doubt in somebody’s mind. That way they ended up seeking help later, even if they didn’t really need it.

“I’ll think about it.” He said and turned away. As he walked away Atwater heard one of Bush’s staffers say something.

“Don’t trust that creep.” Atwater pretended that he didn’t hear that and kept walking away, his uneasiness only growing as he reassessed his options, not happy at all with what he had available.


5:12 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“Helms is putting himself into the running,” Baker said, “hopefully this’ll split Bush’s support enough that we can make a move...” Connally and Rumsfeld were standing opposite one another, trying not to acknowledge the others‘ existence. They hadn’t had any meaningful contact since the Nixon administration, but Rumsfeld knew that Connally didn’t exactly foster positive feelings towards him.

That didn’t matter though, the Texan was going to work with him, for the sake of his precious Treasury post. Baker seemed to have more or less agreed to endorse him as his running mate, and now, with the convention falling into complete chaos and virtually everyone fighting each other tooth and nail, Rumsfeld knew that his chances of returning to the White House would probably never get any better.

“Maybe we could win over Helms at some point,” Rumsfeld said, “make him a deal that he couldn’t refuse.” Part of Baker’s mind told him that Rumsfeld had just quoted The Godfather, the rest thought that that was a pretty decent idea, especially if the North Carolinian started making more trouble than they had anticipated.

“Sure. We’ll think about that later though...right now we have to start talking to people, the first ballot is at six and we cannot afford to mess this up.” The three men set out, each wondering if the unholy alliance they had entered into was worth the potential trouble that it could cause.
 
What's Bob Dole doing at this convention?

Also, Cheney has to get involved in the Rumsfeld-Baker-Connally alliance.
 
@OnlyAlb,

"BOB DOLE THINKS BOB DOLE WOULD MAKE A GREAT CANDIDATE FROM THE FLOOR! BOB DOLE CAN CARRY THE CONSERVATIVE BANNER PROUDLY FOR RON REAGAN 'S SUPPORTERS, AND ALSO FOR BOB DOLE TOO! PLUS BOB DOLE CAN KICK ALL YOUR ASSES! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN WITH BOB DOLE'S GOOD ARM! DONT MAKE BOB DOLE USE BOB DOLE'S GOOD ARM!!"
 
And, the fact that it (my premonition) is completely goddamned insane is exactly what would make it a feature, not a bug, to many of Reagan's delegates.

"It's like being in a movie. And we're the heroes."

Exactly the brand of beautiful madness Ron was so very, very good at selling. And why he quietly, privately terrified many among an older generation of Establishment Republicans.

And almost everyone outside the United States. Ronnie Raygun was scary.
 
What's Bob Dole doing at this convention?

He's aligned with Bush and will be making an appearance before too long.

Also, Cheney has to get involved in the Rumsfeld-Baker-Connally alliance.

Don't worry, Cheney will show up too, but more as a background character than anything else. He's basically Rumsfeld's henchman at this point and trying to get his job as Chief of Staff back.

@OnlyAlb,

"BOB DOLE THINKS BOB DOLE WOULD MAKE A GREAT CANDIDATE FROM THE FLOOR! BOB DOLE CAN CARRY THE CONSERVATIVE BANNER PROUDLY FOR RON REAGAN 'S SUPPORTERS, AND ALSO FOR BOB DOLE TOO! PLUS BOB DOLE CAN KICK ALL YOUR ASSES! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN WITH BOB DOLE'S GOOD ARM! DONT MAKE BOB DOLE USE BOB DOLE'S GOOD ARM!!"

EVEN ONE ARMED HAWAIIANS VOTE FOR BOB DOLE. BOB DOLE IS NUMBER ONE IN THE ONE ARMED HAWAIIAN DEMOGRAPHIC.

And almost everyone outside the United States. Ronnie Raygun was scary.

That speech he gave when he joked about initiating nuclear warfare with the Soviet Union on national television actually made my hair stand on end when I first heard it. You don't see shit like that happen anymore. For a very good reason.

EDIT: You can hear it here.
 
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5:24 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“Rumsfeld appears to have fallen in with Baker...so has Connally. I can’t say that I expected that to happen.” Ford nodded, he was sitting quietly in a corner, waiting to see if Bush asked for his help. He wasn’t particularly aligned to any of the candidates, even if Baker had more of his friends working for him, but he did want to honor the agreement that Bush be the nominee. The man did have the most support after Reagan...twenty percent of the primary vote had gone to him, compared to somewhere around six percent for Baker.

“Hmm.” Ford vocalized and took a sip of his drink. The convention was not going nearly as smoothly as he had envisioned, and though he had probably stopped a 1968 style riot from breaking out in the hall, it was still a complete mess.

“I’m surprised Connally is putting up with Rummy, the two never really liked each other.” Ford shrugged. He hadn’t ever asked Connally about Rumsfeld. He wasn’t sure what to think about the man, he appreciated the work that he had done for his administration but still had a distinct sense that Rumsfeld was far more self serving than he would ever publicly let on.

“He wants to get back to work...so does Don. Hell, after seeing all of the people that Nixon forced to work together I’m no longer surprised whenever people that loathe each other have to share office space.” The staffer that Ford was speaking to nodded and Ford suddenly wondered what Nixon was thinking about all of this. He decided to give him a call at some point in the near future.


5:30 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Only a few yards away, in a back room, Connally had beaten Ford to the punch. He had taken a seat and was staring at the far wall, listening to the phone ring.

“Hello?” A voice asked.

“Dick, it’s John Connally, I’d like to ask for some advice...” On the other end of the line Nixon cleared his throat.

“I can see from the television coverage that the convention is already going tits up,” Nixon said, skipping the formalities, “and you seem to be siding with Baker if what I’ve heard is correct.” Connally couldn’t say that any of that was wrong.

“Yes. So is Don Rumsfeld...right now there seem to be four major factions in this thing. There’s the Reagan loyalists, there’s Bush’s people, there’s Baker’s people and then there’s Jesse Helms’ people. It’s a mess.” There was a brief hiss of static and Connally supposed that Nixon was searching around for a pen and paper on his end of the line.

“That it is...” He paused for a few moments before speaking, “what did you want to ask me?” Across the room from him Connally could see a poster with Reagan’s face on it. It felt odd knowing that there was a very real possibility that the party could nominate a comatose man as a candidate for the presidency.

“Don Rumsfeld is trying to become Baker’s running mate. What do you think about that? Should I try working with them or should I try and distance myself now...before things get seriously messy?” Nixon chuckled.

“That sounds like Don...Christ, he sees an opportunity for power and he takes it, come hell or high water. We’re very alike in that regard. But at the same time, Don is probably even more Machiavellian than me, he will screw you if he thinks that you’re a problem. Are you willing to deal with something like that if Baker wins this thing and then takes the White House?” Connally almost said that he had dealt with something akin to that when he had worked in Nixon’s administration but caught his tongue.

“I don’t know,” he said, “I want to be back in the cabinet at least...since I’m obviously not going to the White House, just Rumsfeld being that close to the presidency bothers me a little bit.” Nixon was silent for a long time.

“You’ve probably listened to the tapes that were released during the whole Watergate mess,” he said, “and heard what I had to say about Rumsfeld and Kissinger and everyone else who worked for me...I never said anything bad about you John because I really liked you working for me. You’re a strong leader and I think that you’re a hell of a lot better than Bush, Baker, Helms, Rumsfeld or any of those people trying to get to the White House.” For a moment Connally wasn’t sure what Nixon was trying to get at, then it clicked.

“I’ll think about it.” He said.

“Give it some serious mulling over,” Nixon said, “this convention is fucked up enough to the point where Ted fucking Kennedy could probably seize nomination as running mate if he tried hard enough. Good luck John.” Connally bid Nixon farewell and hung up the phone. He felt oddly drained but still got up. He had a lot of people to talk to, and far too little time to spare doing so.


5:45 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Bush watched Atwater walking around, vainly trying to find somebody to latch onto for a few minutes, then called him back as soon as he sensed that the man was about to crack. Atwater was sweating now and looked miserable as he faced him.

“I want you to start convincing people,” he said, “if you do a good job then maybe we can talk about attaching you to my campaign in the general election.” Atwater looked grateful, but even as he walked away Bush could see that the expression on the man’s face turned to resentment almost instantly.

“I think we need to break him down a little more.” One of Bush’s staffers told him, and Bush nodded. He supposed that he was being a little cruel to the man, but seeing his pure, naked ambition was stomach churning and Bush didn’t trust the man as far as he could throw him.

Having him running around for some reward that he most likely wouldn’t get was sort of a reward in itself. He wondered what Atwater was thinking, and then decided that he didn’t want to know.


6:00 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

The 1,991 delegates accumulated by the candidates over the course of the primaries took a surprisingly long time to vote. Baker supposed that he was just being nervous, but he honestly didn’t know just how much support he was going to get.

Neither did Bush, judging by the grim look on his face as he watched the voting occur from his seat in the front row. Ford was seated nearby but appeared calmer. It made sense, he had no horse in the race, he was simply trying to keep things calm.

“I think we’re gonna do just fine.” Rumsfeld said from his left, but Baker had nothing to say in response. Connally had come back from making a phone call a few minutes earlier but looked distracted, like he was mulling over something very complex.

“Jesse Helms for President!” Somebody shouted from a few rows behind him, Baker didn’t move to look, Bush did and scowled. Baker thought about getting up to talk to the man but decided against it, he would have plenty of time to do so after the first ballot was concluded.

The faction of Reagan stalwarts didn’t appear to be as large as he had expected, the incapacitation of their man, and the rumors that he was in a coma had gnawed away at much of the support that Nancy Reagan had hoped to foster.

“We are ready to announce the results of the first ballot of this convention.” Jagt said, moving onto the stage somewhat cautiously, eyeing the crowd for hooligans. Nothing was thrown at him though and he continued to walk, though by the worried tone in his voice Baker could already tell that the results had to be bad. Baker steeled himself for the worst and watched the results pour in.
 
I wonder what my grandmother would be doing, as I think she was there. (She'd likely be backing Helms, in part because she's a distant relative- with the same name as her dad.)
 
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I wonder what my grandmother would be doing, as I think she was there. (She'd likely be backing Helms, in part because she's a distant relative- with the same name as her dad.)

She's in for an interesting night then. So is everyone really. Plenty of twists and turns ahead.

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First Presidential Ballot of the 1980 RNC

Former Governor Ronald Reagan - 777 delegate votes

Former CIA Director George Bush - 550 delegate votes

Senator Howard Baker - 400 delegate votes

Senator Jesse Helms - 260 delegate votes

Former Ambassador Anne Armstrong - 2 delegate votes

Former President Gerald Ford - 1 delegate vote

Senator John Anderson - 1 delegate votes


6:15 P.M. Washington D.C., July 14, 1980

President Jimmy Carter was sitting in a comfortable chair, one eyebrow raised, watching the Republican National Convention. He had been practically glued to it for the past several hours, watching the whole mess unfold with a sort of sick fascination.

“What on earth is happening over there?” He asked, somewhat rhetorically.

“Your reelection, sir.” Chief of Staff Hamilton said, from the other side of the room as he lit a very pungent cigar. Carter supposed that he could be right.


6:18 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“What an exciting night, we are lucky enough to be witnessing the first brokered Republican convention since 1948...currently Ronald Reagan seems to have the lead, but that doesn’t seem like it’ll hold true for very much longer, only a few hours ago he held 97% of the delegates, now he only holds a mere 40%.” Ford brushed past a camera crew filming an excited reporter for some local news station and headed into the back rooms, where dozens of irate politicians, staffers and delegation leaders had gathered.

“Reagan is melting down, there’s only a core of maybe three or four hundred that’ll stick with him to the end...the rest can see the writing on the wall. We need them to go to our guy or else Baker or fucking Helms might pull ahead.” Ford moved past the Bush camp and quickly found Bob Dole, who looked shellshocked.

“Bob,” Ford said, steering Dole into a quieter corner, “how’s everything going?” Dole shrugged.

“Pretty weird. I got a call from Dan Inouye just a few minutes ago asking what the hell was going on and I couldn’t tell him anything. I’m still working out who to back...if anyone at all. Things are sort of screwy right now.” Ford nodded.

“I know...I’m surprised by how hot Baker is coming on...there’s a lot of dissent towards Bush, maybe I shouldn’t have endorsed him so directly...” Dole shook his head.

“You honored the deal that Nancy agreed to...even if she backstabbed us on it. Hell, you even have a delegate now.” That made Ford chuckle, he had been surprised by the sole delegate and was planning on pledging him to Bush before the next ballot.

“We’re at a brokered convention now...and nobody is backing down. I think that things are going to get a lot worse before we settle on a candidate.” Dole didn’t seem pleased by that analysis, but neither did he disagree.

“We’ll have to see what happens.” Dole drifted away and Ford found Connally again.

“I hope dinner is still on,” Connally said, “I could use a break from all of this.” Ford checked his watch, he had reservations for ten, which he hoped to keep, but the strangeness of the convention was beginning to cast doubt upon those hopes.

“I hope so too. I guess we could order in Chinese or something if the balloting is still going on then.” Connally smiled.

“Sounds like a plan.” Ford nodded and the two men moved apart, heading to find their respective factions. The back rooms had taken on the appearance of a surreal battleground, men moved in groups almost reminiscent of phalanxes, eyeing their opponents warily, making deals and counter deals to secure the ever elusive nomination.

“Jerry,” a voice came from behind him and Ford turned to see Pete McCloskey approaching, hand outstretched, “nice to see you.” Ford shook McCloskey’s hand and smiled.

“How’ve you been Pete?” McCloskey shrugged.

“Pretty decent. I was here to mourn the death of the liberal wing of the party...but now everything’s topsy turvy.” Ford nodded.

“I know. Poor Ron though, I hope he’ll be alright.” McCloskey nodded and Ford noticed that he’d missed a spot on his chin while shaving. He thought about bringing it up but decided against it.

“Of course. Poor Nancy, I can’t imagine what must’ve been going through her head when she first heard...no wonder she did what she did on the stage.” Ford was still more than a little angry at Nancy for pulling such a stunt, but knew at the same time that she had merely acted her conscience.

“Yeah...so, who are you backing, if anyone?” McCloskey nodded over at a group of Baker staffers.

“I’ve always liked Howard, I think he’d be a good President.” Ford couldn’t find any issue with that.

“Best of luck with that Pete.” He said and continued on his walk, leaving McCloskey to continue with his own chores. Ford wasn’t entirely sure what his role was going to be, but with the balloting promising to continue for quite a long time he was sure that he’d be able to figure that out.


6:25 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Nancy Reagan was watching the convention on television from a private waiting room. Ron’s delegates were being stolen away, and while that still made her furious, knowing that her husband was safe and on the road to recovery assuaged some of that anger.

Ron was on the other side of a glass panel, tucked into a hospital bed, head elevated and a breathing tube in his mouth. A small forest of IVs hung from his arms and his head had been shaved, but even after all of that he still looked strong and handsome. The doctors had told her that there was a possibility of brain damage but that they would have to wait to make a definite conclusion.

That concerned her, but knowing that Ron was going to live made up for the worry and her nightmarish experience at the convention. She wasn’t going to go back there...as far as she was concerned the place was a lost cause. She had what she needed here. She had Ron.


6:30 P.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“We’re doing pretty damn well, wouldn’t you say?” Helms was practically giddy with joy, the first ballot had gone better than he could have possibly imagined. He had swept the delegates of the deep south into his camp, now he just had to capture a few more and he could be able to deadlock the convention to his heart’s desire until a sweet enough deal came along.

“You are one hundred percent correct,” Thurmond said, “and we’re set to get more next ballot, and even more once Reagan’s delegates finish melting down.” That made Helms smile. He had walked around, smiled and shook hands for the entirety of the half hour that was to be allotted for dealmaking between ballots, but that wasn’t all he had. There were more than a few tricks up his sleeves, and he had a feeling that he’d be using every last one of them before the convention was over.
 
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