Crimean Peninsula Music and Arts Festival (2024)
In a world where the USSR never fell and successfully liberalized...
The Crimean Peninsula Music and Arts Festival (often referred to as just "Crimea Fest") was founded in 2004 by Melodiya as their answer to the wildly popular and growing Coachella by their international rival, the United States, and a place where Soviet music acts new and old can show off their talents to the wide masses. Crimea was chosen as the location due to the ideal climate and scenery being roughly comparable to that of Southern California, as well as the close proximity to the many resorts and hotels that already existed in the area to begin with.
Crimea Fest was a major success, thanks in part due to its appeal to younger audiences and being highly affordable. Originally, Crimea Fest consisted entirely of domestic acts within the USSR, but in the following years expanded to include non-Soviet acts. While other artists and bands from the Eastern Bloc were most prominent at first, such as from the Warsaw Pact nations and even places like Mongolia, Vietnam and Cuba, as well as the occasional Third World musician, acts from the Western Bloc started to appear as well by 2009.
As of 2024, Crimea Fest plays a mix of Soviet, Eastern Bloc, Third World and Western Bloc acts that draws tourists from all over the world each year.
What is especially notable about Crimea Fest compared to Coachella is the near total absence of drugs... by design. The KGB is known to patrol the festival disguised as concertgoers, and they issue
extremely harsh punishments to anyone caught doing or dealing drugs.
Because the USSR liberalized, there's more freedom of expression for music acts, but they still have to follow some strict guidelines. Nothing that makes the USSR look bad. As such, in the underground Soviet punk scene, it's viewed as "selling out" if you perform at Crimea Fest. Western acts performing at Crimea Fest have to have all of their setlist pre-screened before they can play live, to filter out any songs or lyrics potentially "dangerous" to Soviet state ideology. Infamously, when Muse headlined Crimea Fest in 2016, they were forbidden from performing their iconic song Uprising for that reason.
Overall, Crimea Fest is a well-known music festival and the most iconic one of it's kind within the Eastern Bloc.