Recent content by Mad Bad Rabbit

No, that just gives us ⭐️ Karl Marx's Jr. , home of the Potato Burger.

Oh... I had not seen anyone bump their own thread before. 🤔 yeah pls post fresh content and we'll gladly visit.

It is considered rude to bump, and it is explicitly against site rules to "necro" a dead thread (one that's been abandoned more than a few months) -- a checkbox should have appeared warning you not to do that. [ normally @CalBear would also lock the dead thread at this point... ]

[ ObQuote that ought to be in TTL: "You don't know Dick!" "Oh yeah?! Well, you don't know Jack!" ]

Yom Kippur War or Able Archer goes hot. That'd definitely kill the fast food industry (along with their customer base).

To significantly improve agricultural output he needs to at least purge Lysenko and posthumously rehabilitate Vavilov (which he was asked to do in OTL's "Letter of Three Hundred" but refused). It's probably too late to do what he really needed to do: re-kulakization, so farming is overseen by...

[ TL needs to turn into a horribly dystopia so we can make 'Root of all Evil' pun ]

HRH remains in a quantum superposition of: |bisexual> = α|gay> + β|straight> until he reveals values for α and β

You are good at this

We see what you did there...

[ from the title I thought OP meant giant nuclear-powered seaplanes ... ]

yeah, probably... >;k

The Honolulu volcanoes were active a few millennia ago and could theoretically erupt again.

Lava flows?

Much more lethal: call it the Red Death. Africans only get a mild fever and rash, anyone with the AKCR1 gene (the rest of humankind) gets a cytokine storm and dies. [ Sorry China, you weren't even doing slavery, and now only archaeologists can read Chinese... ]