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He did in the book. I have read it.
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Scene 1: University lecture hall with a professor and a slideshow of Roman ruins.
Voice over : Martin Padway studied history. Scene 2: Man in modern dress trying to talk latin with a bearded man in armor. Voice over: Now he is living it. Scene 3: slowly zoom back showing Rome with the Colloseum, the hippodrome and viaducts intact. Scene 4:Cut between Martin being chased by soldiers, kissed by beautiful woman, holding up a printed news sheet and a battle scene. Voice over: This summer Miramax invites you to find out can one man change the course of history "Lest Darkness Fall". Scene 5: Rome in flames fade to black. |
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*Wolf whistle*
[Image of a Lizard in smeared body paint shaking] {Steel Drum music starts} "They're back again! Those wild Lizards..and now the ginger is really flowing! "It's Lizards Gone Wild XII, Lizards in Paradise!" [Image of a Lizard Male, head scales starting to rise and being hidden by superimposed DVD cover] "You won't believe what these Horny Home Honeys will do for a lick of the brown stuff!" [Lizard female bends over, DVD cover strategically superimposed] "But things really get crazy when Shiplord Straha shows up!" [Straha, mouth open in humor as two Lizard females lick ginger off of his neck] "But wait...order now and get Donald's Ginger Diaries absolutely free! That's a double-lick: four gingerific hours of lusty Lizard action for one low price!" [Donald in Tux bodypaint, eye-turrets googling, mouth open with humor, thumbs-up, big bag of ginger in hand] "Call now!!!!" "See more action at lizardsgonewild.com!" Ok...I've scared myself now. ![]()
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My story is based of World War 2, but has a "Crank" feeling to it.
Trailer Opening starts with: MOVIE RATED R-RESTRICTED ...Saving Private Ryan Music fades in. Camera fades to and overhead view of Omaha Beach, June 6th, 1944. As the camera zooms in, the audience notices something is off. American troops start to fire with their Thompson SMGs and the Germans fire their cliff-mounted machines guns. Camera zooms in even further to focus on the Thompson SMG. The Thompson SMG is firing what appears to be lasers, and an American captain swears loudly and throws a nuclear grenade- which explodes in a mushroom cloud, shaking the camera. -------- ROCK MUSIC (Look up the Tropic Thunder soundtrack) slashes through the Saving Private Ryan music. -------- Camera starts to shake and flips 30 degrees to a farther end of the beach, where a huge mechanized machine marching towards the bunkers on the cliff. ![]() ---------- "From LIONSGATE and LAKESHORE ENTERTAINMENT" ---------- 6 German Tiger tanks with 3 barrels on each tank crash down to the beachhead from the cliffs. Allied helicopters (In a very 40s design) roar in from the skies and open fire, while dropping in additional troops. ---------- "Sometimes, things don't happen the way they're supposed to." ------------ Allied troops yell as they charge forwards, while German armored airships appear in the smoke and fire missiles onto the beach. The same captain from before single-handily snipes three German machine gunners in 2 seconds as you see his veins on his neck bulge. --------- As the ROCK MUSIC is about to hit the climax, a deafening bass sound crashes, synced with the film's title, which crashes onto the screen. ------- WORLD WAR STEROIDS July 4th, 2012 *art by Keith Thompson Last edited by DireSituation; March 25th, 2009 at 04:25 PM.. |
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In 1491 Chinese astronomers observed a comet.
[Image of some chinese astronomers pointing at a comet in the sky] It was the closest one in historical times. But what if... [Images of an asteroid falling in a frozen landscape] What if the second Flood fell on earth... [Images of the sky darkening with clouds and intense rain falling in a medieval village; images of water covering XV century Venice, London, Seville and Antwep] What if a new world emerged from the waters... [images of Rome with channels, of a town being built by the sea, of a sea port by the pyramids of Gizah] A new world with old conflicts and grudges... [Images of a galleon firing on a galley with a crescent in the middle of a massive naval battle] [Images of a beautiful red haired woman dancing in front of an slavic attired as an ottoman officer] [Images of a man being tortured in a dark cellar] [Images of spanish tercio troopers fighting by Petra's ruins] [Images of an old spanish officer drawing a sword and pointing to a huge ottoman army] The Road to Mount Abarim. The Crusade after the Second Flood begins [Images of a man attired as a mayan warrior but with a huge steel saber killing a dark skinned warrior with a turban] [In black] Soon on your theater
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Voice: In 1939 Hitler invaded Poland, the allies declare war
Map is shown with brown and red splitting Poland Vo: April 9 1940, Norway and Denmark falls. Map shows the invasion of Norway and Denmark Vo: Soon the attack comes on France and the low countries Map shows the attack Vo: The brittish managed to escape at Dunkirk, but leave lots of material on the ground We all know the story. Voice of Churchill "We will fight them on the beaches" Picture of Hitler studying a map Scene of Luftwaffe taking off and voice:" We all know the battle and Churchills imortal words. " Cut to a scene of lots of barges Voice: But what if Sealion had happened. June 6 2009 it will happen. SEALION, The battle for mankind End clip: A massive armada is shown of tugboats with Rhinebarges and surrounded by massive airpower and the entrie German navy. Explosions are shown and a single brittish destroyer sails into a tugboat firering at the camera. |
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world war trailer
check out link to world war trailer , just want to say this is not mine
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This one is my favourite: http://www.cee-gee.net/Movies/Movies.htm
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For ages, the question of "What If?" has plauged humanity. (Theodore Roosevelt making a speech in front of an upside-down flag.) We now wonder, "WI the South had won?" (Woodrow Wilson in Richmond under a Confed. flag.) Wonder no more. (Artillery firing, trneches, and drmatic music.) The world is in flames as WWI breaks out between the Confederacy and the U.S.A. Canada is attacked as well. (Canadian soilders pulling back, U.S. soilders advancing.) The front bogs down, and war becomes horror. (Mutilated soilders in a trench.) While a dangerous, angry young man fights for the C.S.A. (Jake Fetherston whooping and firing his artillery.) Menawhile, the opressed blacks in the South plot an overthrow. (Scipio walking in on the Red rebels in the shack." COME SEE THE BEGINNING OF A SAGA THIS SUMMER!
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It starts with a Japanese naval officer meeting with a superior. (can't remember their names right now) Officer: Honorable Commander, I'm sure you have heard of the proposed strike at the Americans. Commander: Yes, I have. Officer: Would it not be wise to beat the Americans as hard as we can, rather than simply irritating them with a bombing raid? Can we not invade Hawaii and really harm them? Commander: We would need the army's cooperation, but there is no reason we can't. Announcer, v.o.: What if the "Day that would forever live in Infamy" was just the beginning of a greater nightmare? Cammera cuts to sequence of Japanese bombers sinking Enterprise, Japanese troops fighting their way through Honolulu with Zeroes strafing the American infantry, Announcer, v.o.: This time, it was. Camera cuts to the American General and Admiral surrendering to the Japs, then Japanese troops marching through a predominantly white village, and finally a POW camp. Announcer, v.o: Days of Infamy, Coming December 7th to a theater near you. |
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v.o.(offscreen)-We never saw it coming.
[images of nineteenth century people going about their lives. Children laughing, people talking, etc.] v.o-We believed that the era of war and suffering was over. [images of soldiers putting down their weapons, peace treaties being signed, etc.] v.o.-All of that changed, when they came... [camera shows a massive field of slaughtered bodies in the Russian snow, a lone soldier trys to crawl away, fear and agony twisting his face, when a hoof crashes into the ground in front of him. He looks up in terror and screams before there is the sound of a sword swinging down.] v.o.-The Fae... [camera zooms in on the mad grin of the beautiful woman with elfin ears atop a horse that is chewing on the severed arm of the man from earlier. v.o.-We never stood a chance. [images of soldiers fighting desperate battles against the fae, cities burning, people screaming and running in fear, the fae hunting down survivors. Interspersed between these images is the picture of the world map, slowly being swallowed by the color red until only a few nations remain uncovered.] v.o.-But now, we may have found a solution. [image of a mushroom cloud spreading over the Florida swampland] v.o.-Now, we begin our counterattack. [images of soldiers under American flags as they traverse the Rockies, Turkish soldiers valiantly defending the Antaolian line as a swarm of Fae approaches, European soldiers capturing the first Fae city, dogfights between fireball-throwing fae and human pilots] v.o.-I only pray it will be enough... [image of the Fae superweapon, a mass of sentient vines grabbing soldiers and tearing them apart.] Radio voice(offscreen)-Avenge the dead, protect the living. Return of Magic, an RCTFI film, coming this summer. Not all fairy tales have a happy ending. Last edited by Jord839; April 19th, 2009 at 01:27 AM.. |
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Here's one.
Old style hand wrighting on Black back ground with Music similar to that of Last of the Mochicans theme. In 1800, the bankrupt and destitute Kingdom of Spain sold the Territory of Louisiana to Napoleon's France. On the Screen, an old style map fades in, being encroached by blue ink. Three years later, this territory was sold by France to the United States, today the most powerfull country on Earth. On the screen, the Louisiana territory on the map is enveloped by the US. But what if... Suddenly, from the north, the Louisiana Territory turns pink ( ![]() ![]() )Scary sounding theme on drums. Then, the Black fades away and in comes a 1804 looking london street, a carrige pulls up, and a young, handsome man in period clothing steps out, the scene changes to the same man in an office with a older man with a wig. Old man. "And your name is." Young man. "Chadwick Sir, i have been assigned to protect His Majestys new North Ameircan Territorys." Screen turns black, big drums and scary music. Scene fades in to New orleans with a Union Flag beign razed up a flag pole with back ground voice. "Due to circumstances beyond our reach, it seams that war with the United State's of America and the United Kingdom of great Britain and Ireland, is inevitable." Screen goes Black again, then turns to scenes of redcoats fighting US solderis and men of war bombarding coast. scene changes to a parliment with a man standing.while music is rising. "ladys and gentlemen, may i present ot you, the governer of His Majestys North American Dominions, the Saivour of our Empire, the Right Honorable LORD CHADWICK, GOD SAVE THE KING" Screen goes black again, then music like Requium for a Dream starts. Screen wrighting: 236 years later. The Black fades out and a scene of a wierd, strange futureistic london, with hover cars, people wearing cloths that look similar to the 30's and a HUGE airship with a Union Jack on it's hull floating over fades in, then, a hover car pulls up, and out gets a man in a Naval officers attire gets out, scene changes to a futureisitc office draped with union fflags and a big hologram, showing the world with large Areas of pink (Sorry, i just live for Britwanks ![]() ![]() ) and an old man at a desk.Old man. " And Your name is" Young Man "Chadwick, and i am here to save youre arse." Black screen, urgent music scene changes to a futuristic lookign cafe with a man readign a news paper with a huge headline saying "WAR Imminant", Then a load of admirals in a room standing around a table. "Gentlemen, i think you realsie how serious the situation is here, it now seams that war with the Chinese Soviet, and the Entntte, is inevitable." Black again. Silent. Screen Wrighting."What if this happend instead." Then, the screen explodes with images of titianic sea battles with giant battleships, mechs battles, futuristic trench warfare, jet fighters and Giant airships battling it out. Then, scene changes to black again. Screen wrighting "Chadwick... the saga begins, soon."
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Wasn't his name Jefferson Pinkard?
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In a world gone insane...
(Shows Nazi high command in a room with large wizard and pagan objects visible) Himmler: Gentlemen, I now have the solution to all your problems! Only one man... (Shows Hitler watching with eyes wide into a 6 foot circular portal as we hear wet slapping noises) Could possibly think to do this. (Shows scenes of battle between British soldiers and sea lions, Alien Space Bat attacking Churchill, and the attempt to gas the Sea Lions on the beaches) British soldier: Blimey! The gas just gone and made 'em randy! Superimposed on screen: Operation Teufelseelowe: The Ultimate Sea Mammal The insanity begins this fall.
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[A man on a horse riding. Should be in Mongol dress, as his horse gallops through the steppes of Hungary] [Title Card Shows: 1405 AD, which then morphs into: 738 After Hegira, the third year of the Yongli Empire] [The Horse Rider aproaches an abandoned villages. Corpses litter the streets and his disgust is obvious. Nothing is living in the village. A few seconds of Silence as he looks around and begins to climb a hill. As he approaches the top he sees a man. The mongol looks at him and points to a dead body and the empty houses. All sounds should be muted] Mongol (In Mongolian): Where are they? Romanian man (In Romanian): Dead. All dead. [He points away from the hill and the camera turns revealing an abandoned valley, where ruined farms and fields lie. The Burned remnants of a wont can be seen. Cut to Black] Announcer: Christendom is dead [Cut to major European cities of the Early 1400s, Paris, Constantinople, Florence. Emphasize major landmarks. All Abandoned and decayed. Chinese and Arabian music plays in the background, pace should get increasingly rapid.] Announcer (cont'd): And in its place [Cut to images of Islamic settlers on the Rhine doing the morning prayers, Chinese junks on the shores of America] Narrator (cont'd): Others shall rise, [Rapid cuts to an Islamic man performing experiments in Samarqand, Chinese explorers landing on the Coast of mexico to an Aztec Host, Iroquois armed with rifles marching, Indian Railroads and Zeppelins destroying a Muslim Occupied constantinople] Narrator (cont'd): and fall. [Show images of WWI era weapons and a few tanks as they rush across a gray and muddy battlefield. In the background the Taj Mahal can be seen, then rapidly other images of the long war, Iroquois guerrillas ambushing an islamic patrol, aerial dogfights above Russia. Sudden Cut to Black] Narrator (Cont'd): These are... [Dramatic Blocky lettering in culturally influenced fonts: Kim Stanley Robinson's: The Years of Rice and Salt
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America-centric much?
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