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In this timeline i'll answer what would have happend if Turkish scientist had made an atom bomb in 1930. If anyone could have made it this early, it would have been the Turks.:)
1932: The Turks send a secret agent to steal Einstein. They find out that he's really a Turk and a muslim.
1933: Turkish scientists finish developing an atom bomb. They try it out on Athens. The city gets destroyed and Greece is incorporated into Turkey once again as the terrified population of Greece surrenders.
1934: most of the Balkans south of the Danube is forced to join the growing empire of the Turks. The western powers have to surrender the arab world to the turks. Everyone who lives in areas conquered by Turkish forces is forced to convert to Islam. The punishment for refusing is death.:mad:
Over 1000 A-bombs are made. As the muslim world, from Marocco to Indus, is united under Turkey the world trembles in fear. :D
1935: Turkey starts threatening western Europe, and conquers Georgia, Rumenia and most of Hungary.:cool:
1936: Nazi Germany, Italy,France, Spain, Britain, Poland, The Soviet Union, Japan and the USA form an alliance against Turkey.
The Turks answer by destorying Paris, Berlin, London, Moscow, Rome, Tokyo and Washington with nuclear weapons.
Everyone in the western world starts hating and fearing the awesome might of Turkey. A large Turkish army conquers Italy, while Milan, Florence, Naples and Venice are destroyed with nuclear weapons.:D
1937: As 30 more cities around the world get destroyed in the nuclear onslaught, the states of the world start ignoring Turkey's nuclear threats, and start sending countless soldiers to the frontlines. As the turkish army is quickly pushed back on the frontlines, the Turkish officials become frantic and start using nuclear weapons at the frontlines.:rolleyes:
1938: USA, Britain and nazi Germany all acquire nuclear weapons. The nuclear war enters it's final stage, as A-bombs are dropped on Constantinople, Ankara, Damascus, Cairo, Jerusalem, Alexandria, Tunis, Sofia, Smyrna, Baghdad, Teheran, Medina, Mecca, Kabul and Islamabad.:( Enemy soldiers swarm over muslims lands, soiling it in the process.:eek:
1939: Muhammad (peace be upon him), the beloved prophet, returns from heaven, and takes command of the remnants of the Turkish-muslim empire. He summons more A-bombs, and under his command the Turks mangage to exterminate every non muslim man on Earth. Women and children are not held responsible, however, and Jesus convinces them that he is NOT the son of god, and that Muhammad the wise is really the greatest prophet. Then Muhammad the great rebuilds Mecca in 6 days, with his friend Jesus.
Muhammad is wise, Muhammed is merciful. Muhammad convinces God to shorten the sentence of the unbelievers in hell, from eternity to a mere hundred million years, and thus this alternate timeline comes to an end.:)
1940:
 
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...What?

Also, I didn't think Muhammed was perceived as mighty. Surely he is but the prophet of the majesty of Allah, and therefore not involved in commuting sentences of the damned?
 

Nietzsche

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In this timeline i'll answer what would have happend if Turkish scientist had made an atom bomb in 1930. If anyone could have made it this early, it would have been the Turks.:)
1933: Turkish scientists finish developing an atom bomb. They try it out on Athens. The city gets destroyed and Greece is incorporated into Turkey once again as the terrified population of Greece surrenders.
1934: most of the Balkans south of the Danube is forced to join the growing empire of the Turks. The western powers have to surrender the arab world to the turks. Everyone who lives in areas conquered by Turkish forces is forced to convert to Islam. The punishment for refusing is death.:mad:
Over 1000 A-bombs are made. As the muslim world, from Marocco to Indus, is united under Turkey the world trembles in fear. :D
1935: Turkey starts threatening western Europe, and conquers Georgia, Rumenia and most of Hungary.:cool:
1936: Nazi Germany, Italy,France, Spain, Britain, Poland, The Soviet Union, Japan and the USA form an alliance against Turkey.
The Turks answer by destorying Paris, Berlin, London, Moscow, Rome, Tokyo and Washington with nuclear weapons.
Everyone in the western world starts hating and fearing the awesome might of Turkey. A large Turkish army conquers Italy, while Milan, Florence, Naples and Venice are destroyed with nuclear weapons.:D
1937: As 30 more cities around the world get destroyed in the nuclear onslaught, the states of the world start ignoring Turkey's nuclear threats, and start sending countless soldiers to the frontlines. As the turkish army is quickly pushed back on the frontlines, the Turkish officials become frantic and start using nuclear weapons at the frontlines.:rolleyes:
1938: USA, Britain and nazi Germany all acquire nuclear weapons. The nuclear war enters it's final stage, as A-bombs are dropped on Constantinople, Ankara, Damascus, Cairo, Jerusalem, Alexandria, Tunis, Sofia, Smyrna, Baghdad, Teheran, Medina, Mecca, Kabul and Islamabad.:( Enemy soldiers swarm over muslims lands, soiling it in the process.:eek:
1939: Muhammad (peace be upon him), the beloved prophet, returns from heaven, and takes command of the remnants of the Turkish-muslim empire. He summons more A-bombs, and under his command the Turks mangage to exterminate every non muslim man on Earth. Then Muhammad the great rebuilds Mecca in 6 days.
Muhammad is wise, Muhammed is merciful. Muhammad convinces God to shorten the sentence of the unbelievers in hell, from eternity to a mere hundred million years, and thus this alternate timeline comes to an end.:)

PS. was Michael Jacksun muslim:confused:

Well. We, gentlemen, have a troll.
 
Apparently Turks can discover the A-bomb before we can synthesis Plutonium (ok I might have gotten my science wrong there, but still :confused:)
 

Hendryk

Banned
An original jingoistic nationwank TL is still a jingoistic nationwank TL. Has someone already reported this? It needs moving to the ASB forum at the very least.

And Ian takes a very dim view of gratuitous nuclear genocide.
 
Yeah. While we're at, why not Dr. Manhattan and Superman show up, swear allegiance to Turkey, pwn the rest of the world, and have legions of Islamic death ray robots mop up? :rolleyes:
 

Hashasheen

Banned
I hate you, you know that? I was like one of two Muslims on this entire board, and we were like the only religous group with no trolls thus far. Screw you man, screw you.
 
In this timeline i'll answer what would have happend if Turkish scientist had made an atom bomb in 1930. If anyone could have made it this early, it would have been the Turks.:)
1932: The Turks send a secret agent to steal Einstein. They find out that he's really a Turk and a muslim.
1933: Turkish scientists finish developing an atom bomb. They try it out on Athens. The city gets destroyed and Greece is incorporated into Turkey once again as the terrified population of Greece surrenders.
1934: most of the Balkans south of the Danube is forced to join the growing empire of the Turks. The western powers have to surrender the arab world to the turks. Everyone who lives in areas conquered by Turkish forces is forced to convert to Islam. The punishment for refusing is death.:mad:
Over 1000 A-bombs are made. As the muslim world, from Marocco to Indus, is united under Turkey the world trembles in fear. :D
1935: Turkey starts threatening western Europe, and conquers Georgia, Rumenia and most of Hungary.:cool:
1936: Nazi Germany, Italy,France, Spain, Britain, Poland, The Soviet Union, Japan and the USA form an alliance against Turkey.
The Turks answer by destorying Paris, Berlin, London, Moscow, Rome, Tokyo and Washington with nuclear weapons.
Everyone in the western world starts hating and fearing the awesome might of Turkey. A large Turkish army conquers Italy, while Milan, Florence, Naples and Venice are destroyed with nuclear weapons.:D
1937: As 30 more cities around the world get destroyed in the nuclear onslaught, the states of the world start ignoring Turkey's nuclear threats, and start sending countless soldiers to the frontlines. As the turkish army is quickly pushed back on the frontlines, the Turkish officials become frantic and start using nuclear weapons at the frontlines.:rolleyes:
1938: USA, Britain and nazi Germany all acquire nuclear weapons. The nuclear war enters it's final stage, as A-bombs are dropped on Constantinople, Ankara, Damascus, Cairo, Jerusalem, Alexandria, Tunis, Sofia, Smyrna, Baghdad, Teheran, Medina, Mecca, Kabul and Islamabad.:( Enemy soldiers swarm over muslims lands, soiling it in the process.:eek:
1939: Muhammad (peace be upon him), the beloved prophet, returns from heaven, and takes command of the remnants of the Turkish-muslim empire. He summons more A-bombs, and under his command the Turks mangage to exterminate every non muslim man on Earth. Women and children are not held responsible, however, and Jesus convinces them that he is NOT the son of god, and that Muhammad the wise is really the greatest prophet. Then Muhammad the great rebuilds Mecca in 6 days, with his friend Jesus.
Muhammad is wise, Muhammed is merciful. Muhammad convinces God to shorten the sentence of the unbelievers in hell, from eternity to a mere hundred million years, and thus this alternate timeline comes to an end.:)
1940:

Hmm...
It was just stupid misplaced asb untill Muhammed descended and pawnd the world. I mean, a battle of the gods and a hudred million years in hell for every-fricking-non Muslim on the planet? I just hope for your own sake that youre not serious.

Well, I cant say youre not original:).
 
In this timeline i'll answer what would have happend if Turkish scientist had made an atom bomb in 1930. If anyone could have made it this early, it would have been the Turks.:)
1932: The Turks send a secret agent to steal Einstein. They find out that he's really a Turk and a muslim.
1933: Turkish scientists finish developing an atom bomb. They try it out on Athens. The city gets destroyed and Greece is incorporated into Turkey once again as the terrified population of Greece surrenders.
1934: most of the Balkans south of the Danube is forced to join the growing empire of the Turks. The western powers have to surrender the arab world to the turks. Everyone who lives in areas conquered by Turkish forces is forced to convert to Islam. The punishment for refusing is death.:mad:
Over 1000 A-bombs are made. As the muslim world, from Marocco to Indus, is united under Turkey the world trembles in fear. :D
1935: Turkey starts threatening western Europe, and conquers Georgia, Rumenia and most of Hungary.:cool:
1936: Nazi Germany, Italy,France, Spain, Britain, Poland, The Soviet Union, Japan and the USA form an alliance against Turkey.
The Turks answer by destorying Paris, Berlin, London, Moscow, Rome, Tokyo and Washington with nuclear weapons.
Everyone in the western world starts hating and fearing the awesome might of Turkey. A large Turkish army conquers Italy, while Milan, Florence, Naples and Venice are destroyed with nuclear weapons.:D
1937: As 30 more cities around the world get destroyed in the nuclear onslaught, the states of the world start ignoring Turkey's nuclear threats, and start sending countless soldiers to the frontlines. As the turkish army is quickly pushed back on the frontlines, the Turkish officials become frantic and start using nuclear weapons at the frontlines.:rolleyes:
1938: USA, Britain and nazi Germany all acquire nuclear weapons. The nuclear war enters it's final stage, as A-bombs are dropped on Constantinople, Ankara, Damascus, Cairo, Jerusalem, Alexandria, Tunis, Sofia, Smyrna, Baghdad, Teheran, Medina, Mecca, Kabul and Islamabad.:( Enemy soldiers swarm over muslims lands, soiling it in the process.:eek:
1939: Muhammad (peace be upon him), the beloved prophet, returns from heaven, and takes command of the remnants of the Turkish-muslim empire. He summons more A-bombs, and under his command the Turks mangage to exterminate every non muslim man on Earth. Women and children are not held responsible, however, and Jesus convinces them that he is NOT the son of god, and that Muhammad the wise is really the greatest prophet. Then Muhammad the great rebuilds Mecca in 6 days, with his friend Jesus.
Muhammad is wise, Muhammed is merciful. Muhammad convinces God to shorten the sentence of the unbelievers in hell, from eternity to a mere hundred million years, and thus this alternate timeline comes to an end.:)
1940:

This so-called "timeline" is outrageous! How would Mr. ابو كريم محمد ال feel if his equally whacko counterpart in Christendom posted a TL that went:

2001: After 9/11 attack, Jesus returns to Earth to help president GorgeBush..... NUKE!!!! :Dteh Evol Muzlims starting with there holy city of Mekka!!!!:D which becomes reduced to smoking crater soon after (bomb is seven millions times stronger than Hirochma and Nagsaki combined!:)) The CIA also discovers that Barak HUSSEIN Obama:eek: is a secret Muslim Arab spy and is imprisoned in Guantmamo Bay :p:cool:before he becomes president. :DThe NUKES destory every evol Muzlim cuntry like Iraqistan, Pakistine, Afjamistan and every other country than ends with STAN!!!:cool: And after every Evol Muzlim is killed (YEAH!!!), the rapture happens and every Christian is taken to heaven by a white chariot:)(specifically, only members of the Lamar County First Reformed Baptist Church of the Third Revelation, at first but then Jesus, in his infite mercy decides to include all Christians in America :) (except pedophile Cathlics and stupid Mormonz (they're not even reel christians!:mad::p:mad:)) After d rapture Jesus decides to nuke everyone else in the world whos isnt Christian :eek:including da Commie Europeans, illegal Mexicans, small-dickChinks and Japs, smelly towelhead Injans, Isrealys who refuse to accept their messiah and surviving Muzlims who are all sent to hell BUT Jesus IN HIS INFINTE MERCY:D convinces the Lord to reduce their damnation from eternity to a mere nine hundred trillion years :)because JESUS LOVES EVERYONE!!!!!!!! :D:)(except Bin laden, Saddam, Kadafy, Amajinejad, Idi Amin and flase prophet Muhammad who get to stay in hell 4EVA!!!!;) for planning 9/11) The ENd!!!
 
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