TLIAW: Slippery When Wet

10:25 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

The sky was velvety with low hanging clouds and Ronald Reagan, presumed nominee for his party, squinted up at them. It was still gray up from a thunderstorm that had stopped not too long before and it still smelled like rain.

“Think it’ll rain more?” He asked the man he was walking with, but Lee Atwater didn’t seem to be in a particularly conversational mood, he had stepped into a puddle. Staring mournfully down at one sopping leather dress shoe, the campaign executive just sighed.

“Good morning sir, all set for the convention?” Another man, a security agent, was walking from the hotel to greet them and Reagan smiled as he approached.

“All set.” Reagan was still smiling as he looked up at the hotel, its immense glass face looming up into the air. It was the tallest hotel in the entire city of Detroit, and he would staying on the very top floor, in the penthouse. It felt fitting.

Atwater and Reagan parted ways in the lobby, Reagan heading into the elevator, Atwater meeting up with some others to strategize for the convention. Reagan was the nominee, everybody knew that, but so far nobody was sure who would be his running mate.

Reagan had spoken with Gerald Ford more than once about the possibility of the former President running alongside him but harbored serious doubts about the viability of that plan. Ford wanted Kissinger in State, Greenspan in Treasury and all sorts of other powers to be granted to the vice presidency; demands which made Reagan feel uneasy.

He had spoken to a great many people about this and had been told all sorts of things. Some thought that it was a great idea, but most were skeptical. He had been told something fairly memorable by Donald Rumsfeld only a few days before: that picking Ford would be like staffing a boat with two captains. It made sense to Reagan, Ford was just as hands on as he was, and the last thing the nation needed was two Presidents at the same time, especially after the mess that Carter had bumbled the country into.

Reagan had a distinct sense that Rumsfeld was angling for a spot as running mate himself but had no plans for the man outside of his cabinet. He wanted a more moderate running mate, Rumsfeld would certainly excite the conservative wing of the party but wouldn’t win anyone outside of who he already had.

Ford might be out...Rumsfeld not very promising, and who did that leave? If Anderson hadn’t shifted so hard to the left then Reagan might have entertained him, but the primaries had soured any chance of that ever happening. Bush could work but Reagan would have to give him a call.

The elevator bell dinged softly and the doors whispered open, delivering him into a well lit hallway decorated with presidential portraits, evidently the hotel staff had been doing some special decorating just for him.

Glancing at his watch Reagan saw that his schedule remained intact and decided that he would freshen up before the convention began. Turning on the shower he waited until the water warmed, still idly thinking of what would happen. He ran through the events of the convention in his mind, checking to make sure that his hair dye was still holding up before stepping into the shower. There would be a largely ceremonial counting of the delegates, at which point he would win easily. Then he would figure out who was to run alongside him, whether it be Ford, Bush or anyone else...they would get confirmed, probably over a strenuous objection from someone like Jesse Helms, and then the platform would be settled upon.

It all made sense and clicked together easily, he had this in the bag. From outside of the bathroom Reagan heard one of his security agents open the front door of his room, probably to let his luggage through. Nancy would be coming in later to meet him for lunch, then they would go to the convention. He wondered what she would be wearing, then stepped forwards into the shower.

Ronald Reagan, a man who had his path to the highest office in the land almost completely mapped out, slipped. For a moment he felt friction cease to work correctly, his foot skidding out before him, other leg buckling. He reached out for the shower door, a handle, anything, and felt a mild sense of terror as his fingers closed around empty air.

He had time to realize that he could be seriously hurt, then he plunged backwards. Had he fallen even a few inches further forwards then the former governor and presumptive presidential candidate would have landed flat on his back, on a fluffy bathroom mat. He probably would have knocked the wind out of himself, maybe thrown his back out at worst. But he didn’t. Ronald Reagan, falling backwards, bathroom lights blinding in their sudden intensity, hit the back of his head on the bathroom counter hard enough that his agents in the other room heard the impact, even above the hiss of the shower.

“Sir? You okay in there?” Asked one of them, cracking the door. The brightness of blood and the sight of his employer lying motionless on the floor was enough of an answer for him. He shouted for a medic.

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I take it that this is the next title in your ‘killing off famous conservative leaders’ series?

Who said anything about killing? Takes more than a granite countertop to kill off the Gipper.

He’s probably not going to be the nominee though.

Probably not.

So...the convention is gonna get messy?

Yup.

Bush, Baker, Connally, etc. all vying for supremacy?

Sort of...

Cage fight?

Umm...

Haven’t you ever wondered how many teeth Howard Baker could knock out with a good hit from a metal folding chair?

UMMMM...

Maybe Gerald Ford could make an appearance and put Jimmy Carter in a full nelson until he submits and gives the presidency back.

Okay! Thats enough from you, disturbing inner voice! I don’t even watch wrestling.

You don't even have a title graphic.

Not all of us can be Meadow, Thande and Lord Roem…just let me jump on the TLIAD/W/M bandwagon in peace.

Go update Icarus Rising while you're on that bandwagon, your readers are starving.

Shoo.
 
The week of TLIAW/TLIAD continues!

An incapacitated Reagan, a messy '80 convention? There's only one man who can save us...

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The week of TLIAW/TLIAD continues!

An incapacitated Reagan, a messy '80 convention? There's only one man who can save us...

[Rummy]

Rumsfeld plays a part, don't worry.

You go to the general election with the nominee you have...

That's the thing, he hasn't been nominated yet, the party won't have a nominee until the delegates have actually voted. And now that Reagan has a severe head injury…things are going to get interesting.

Oooooo - I would've gone for a broken hip :p

Too bad it is too early for LifeCall.

You people are giving me all sorts of ideas. Now I'm wondering what would have happened if Reagan had either succumbed to the old person stereotype of breaking a hip or had something bad happen to him in the general. Would the Republicans be able to vote for a man with a severe head injury in good conscious? Would they end up replacing Reagan with Bush? We shall never know...
 
10:45 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“Oh Christ. You can’t be serious...” Lee Atwater’s face was the color of an overripe tomato as the news made its way to him. A half dozen others were in similar states of shock, some asking if Nancy knew, others worrying about Reagan’s condition. Atwater though, was more concerned about figuring out who was the most likely to rise to prominence next so that he could jump ship to them.

He had heard enough to know that Reagan had fractured his skull and would probably have to be placed in a medically induced coma for the foreseeable future. All of the work that he had done to secure the man his spot as nominee had gone down the toilet with a single clumsy movement, and now the future of a certain Harvey LeRoy Atwater was very much in jeopardy.

Bush had the next most delegates, followed by Baker, then Connally. The other candidates were meaningless, but by no means were Bush, Connally and Baker the only dogs in the fight.

The vast pool of Reagan delegates would soon be learning what had happened to the man that they had been assigned to, and when they did then they would scatter to all four corners of the earth. It would take a truly popular man to gather enough of them up to win a convincing victory.
Already the convention, formerly neat and tied up, was devolving into a clusterfuck. Atwater didn’t like that.

“If it turns out that Ron can’t run we need a backup plan. We need to figure out who to endorse before everything falls apart,” somebody was saying, “Ron isn’t in any shape to talk...what about Nancy?” That wasn’t a bad idea, but at the same time Atwater wasn’t sure who she would support. Probably Bush. Maybe. If she supported anyone.

He thought about who else could possibly jump in when it became clear that the concept of a frontrunner no longer held true. Jesse Helms struck him as the type to do that, as did a half dozen others. The fears of chaos overwhelming the convention began to flare up again.

“Call her.” He said, and somebody began to dial a number.

Elsewhere the first bits of confused, disjointed rumor were ricocheting around. There were ambulances outside of the Hemisphere Hotel, and black vehicles with tinted windows had been observed escorting the emergency vehicles away. Had something happened to their nominee?

Rumors of heart attacks, strokes, seizures and more began to circulate amongst the staff and delegates as they slowly came together to prepare for the first day of the Republican National Convention.

Elsewhere still, George Bush, Howard Baker, John Connally and John Anderson all received the news within minutes of each other, and they all took it differently.
 
And of course there's the eminence behind Connally's ten-million-dollar delegate (with a watching brief for Ford and Rummy):



MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VALK!!!!
 
Also:

"Honey, I forgot to rubber ducky..."
:eek:

Sidebar: you have Atwater's motives exactly right. Wonder if he'll try to get a young Thad Cochran on the ticket and ride that train to some real power...

Side-sidebar: speaking for at least one Icarus reader, as long as you're serving up the ripe, pink, tastily bloody meat of Republican chaos, it's all good...
 
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Baker/Anderson '80! Centrism forever! :D

Provided there's a Democratic Congress, can I come live in your world? Howard Baker is one of two Republicans my mother ever voted for. How far has Tennessee fallen that once it's senators were Howard Baker and Jim Sasser, intermixed with Gores old and young...
 
Baker/Anderson '80! Centrism forever! :D

Provided there's a Democratic Congress, can I come live in your world? Howard Baker is one of two Republicans my mother ever voted for. How far has Tennessee fallen that once it's senators were Howard Baker and Jim Sasser, intermixed with Gores old and young...

As much as I'd like to do that, Anderson is already doing his third party run. There's no way in hell that the convention delegates (who are mostly moderate to conservative Reagan supporters) would put him on the ticket. One can always dream though…

And of course there's the eminence behind Connally's ten-million-dollar delegate (with a watching brief for Ford and Rummy):



MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VALK!!!!

Nixon probably won't be playing much of a role here, though he'd be tearing things up if he had the opportunity to. Expect Connally and maybe Ford to consult him for advice in the near future though.

Also:

"Honey, I forgot to rubber ducky..."
:eek:

That made me laugh, good job.

Sidebar: you have Atwater's motives exactly right. Wonder if he'll try to get a young Thad Cochran on the ticket and ride that train to some real power...

Side-sidebar: speaking for at least one Icarus reader, as long as you're serving up the ripe, pink, tastily bloody meat of Republican chaos, it's all good...

Wonderful. Atwater will be doing his best to pivot over to whoever will help him gain the most power, which'll probably end up being Bush. Nobody is very fond of him though so he might actually have his career nipped in the bud by Reagan's accident.

Nixon never finished the term... he can run again!! :rolleyes:

Maybe the RNC can dig out a certain Arizonan conservative and have him serve as Vice President. I can see it now, big scarlet banners reading NIXON/GOLDWATER '80…

That would be extremely ASB, but I would do it in a heartbeat if it wasn't.
 
10:50 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“I’m listening...what happened?” Judging by the tone of the man speaking, George Bush knew that the news he was about to hear was not good. Had the convention been delayed...had something happened to one of his fellow candidates?

“Ron slipped and took a pretty bad fall just a few minutes ago...we’re not sure what sort of condition he’s in, but our medic says that he’s probably fractured his skull.” Bush’s eyes widened, this changed things.

“He’s gonna make it...right?” Underneath his concern Bush’s mind was working away, trying to figure out what this meant. The frontrunner of the entire race had literally fallen apart at the last minute, now it appeared to be anyone’s game.

“We’re waiting for news back from the hospital.” Bush wondered how Nancy was reacting to the news and felt very sorry for her. From what he had heard she and Ron were extremely close...Bush couldn’t imagine the type of anguish she was feeling.

“Is Nancy alright?” There was a pause.

“I hope so. She’s still flying and should be on the ground by twelve thirty...” Bush looked around his hotel room and at the suit that he had laid out. He had been planning on going to lunch with the Reagans, mostly to officially pledge his support for the man and maybe get a cabinet position or something out of the deal. That no longer seemed to be the case however.

“Could I visit him...after all of this mess at the convention is sorted out?” He asked and after a pause was given the name of the hospital. His mind was still working and a half dozen new possibilities of what he could do had cropped up. If Reagan was really as badly hurt as was being indicated then maybe he could take the old man’s place as the new frontrunner.

The idea felt just as exciting as it did loathsome. If he usurped Reagan’s position without at least checking to see what the situation was with Nancy and the others then it could easily blow up in his face. At the same time though, Bush knew that the news was most definitely spreading, and that if he didn’t move quickly that he would be left behind.

Thirty separate calls were made to trusted individuals, ranging from the four candidates who still possessed delegates (those being Bush, Anderson, Connally and Baker), former President Ford, and the organizers of the convention, letting them know about what had happened to Ronald Reagan.

Most took the news very calmly and resolved to visit the injured man in the hospital...but not now. There was work to do, and the incapacitation of the frontrunner only made things more complicated. Some demanded that Nancy Reagan endorse a new candidate if her husband’s injuries proved to be too severe, others wanted to nominate a compromise candidate in order to stave off any sort of chaos in the convention hall.

Already there were issues with miscommunication, Gerald Ford resolved to make the announcement of Reagan’s injuries himself and the former President was given permission to do so as soon as the convention began. Somewhere in the wilderness Richard Nixon received a call letting him know what had happened but was warned to keep quiet. He did so.

In the midst of all of this, Bush, Connally and Baker all began to make their own plans, and head for the convention hall.
 
11:16 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

Howard Baker was the first of the candidates to make it to the hall, by virtue of staying in a hotel that was only a few blocks away. He was greeted by a half dozen security agents and quickly escorted to the back room, where Reagan’s staff was. Reagan himself had been rushed into emergency surgery and his condition was still unclear.

One of them turned when he heard Baker approaching and extended a hand. Baker noted that he had dried blood on his tie as he shook and deduced that this was the agent who had first found Reagan after his fall.

“How is he?” He asked, and the assorted agents and campaign staff all uttered admissions of ignorance. All they knew was that their employer was now suffering from a probable skull fracture and brain swelling. It sounded serious and one of the doctors had recommended that Reagan be placed in a medically induced coma.

Behind him the door to the room opened once more and Baker turned to see George Bush entering. Both men were mildly surprised to see each other.

“Hey Howard,” Bush said, “good to see you.” Baker nodded and they sat down, all waiting for further news of Reagan’s condition. A minute slowly ticked past without comment before the phone rang. One of the agents picked it up and nodded before handing it over to the senior campaign staffer.

“Alright, I got it.” He said and set the phone down.

“What’d he have to say?” Somebody asked and the staffer adjusted his tie.

“Somebody just leaked the news...the delegates are probably about ten minutes away from scattering.” Baker and Bush exchanged a look, both wondering what this meant.

“We need to make a plan.” He said, and Baker nodded even as John Connally stepped, breathless, into the room. He glanced from Bush to Baker and then hooked a thumb into his waistband.

“The delegates are starting to find out about Reagan.” He said, and Baker nodded.

“We need to wait for Nancy to get here. Tell the delegates to calm down and maintain their current loyalties...we still don’t know what sort of shape Ron is in, he might still be able to run if he wakes up soon enough.” Bush doubted that but kept quiet. Connally seemed satisfied with Baker’s plan, and the candidates exited the room, heading towards the convention hall. Not many people were there yet, but with the news of Reagan’s accident spreading like wildfire through the delegates, they knew that lunch would probably be skipped, the delegates would want to know what was going on.

“Perhaps we could stand up at the podium together,” Connally said, “and tell everyone to wait until either Nancy endorses somebody or Ron recovers...” Baker and Bush both looked conflicted, thoughts of possible betrayals flickering through their minds.

“I’m worried about someone backstabbing us while we’re up there,” Bush said after a pause, he emphasized the word ‘us’ just enough that Connally and Baker took notice, “I know that neither of you would try anything like that, but there are people in attendance who might see an opportunity and try to steal the nomination for themselves.” There was an uncomfortable silence for a few moments.

“That is possible.” Baker allowed, and Connally looked ahead to the convention hall’s main room. Already there were a dozen or so people there, and not just staffers or convention workers...Baker could see at least one delegate in the mix. That wasn’t good.

“Hello sirs,” the group glanced over to see one of the staffers approaching, he looked harried and Bush could see that he had mis-buttoned his jacket, leaving the REAGAN ’80 pin he was wearing lopsided and askew. “We’re shutting down the convention hall for a little bit here...to keep the delegates from coming in early. If you’d be so kind as to head to the back rooms for now...” The man didn’t finish his sentence, instead being interrupted by a shout from one of his colleagues, who was demanding help with a set of light controls. The staffer hurried off and the trio of candidates retired to the back room.

There were others there now, and in the mix of faces Bush could see some familiar ones, congressmen and other influential people there for the convention. Connally scowled as he saw one of them and Bush watched as one of Reagan’s campaign executives ducked away. There was bad blood between the two of them, and the executive seemed uneasy now that his employer was in the hospital.

“The party committee and convention executives are being idiots,” somebody was saying harshly into a phone, “they’re locking the delegates out instead of letting them in...the entire convention is being delayed because nobody knows what’s going on and Reagan might be dead.” The last phrase gave Bush a moment’s pause before he decided that it was just hearsay. He would have heard the news had Reagan died. Right?
 
Do I smell a triumvirate? There's a real sense of confusion, I like it.

But will the triumvirate survive the rigors of the convention and the promise of ultimate power?

Thanks, I've had this idea rattling around in my head for a while now and putting it on paper finally has been pretty great.
 
11:30 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

“We need to wait for an endorsement. Nancy is still in the air...she’ll have landed by twelve twenty and she’ll be here by one. We’ve given her the news but...” The speaker was cut off by someone else, a staffer.

“Are we sure that she’s up to it?” He asked, “we’re putting a woman whose husband has just had a serious head injury up in front of the nation and demanding that she pick the future of the party...what if she breaks down or something?” Somebody waved the man’s concerns away.

“She’s fine. Jackie Kennedy was present at Johnson’s swearing in even though...” There was a small wave of hissing and other negative noise at the callousness of the comparison, but the executive raised his voice above it. “Nancy’s a tough lady, she knows what has to be done.” In the back of the room George Bush and Howard Baker exchanged a bemused glance before parting ways to talk to their various contacts and friends in the growing crowd. John Connally stood, looking at the mess before him and feeling disheartened by it.

“John,” somebody said, “glad to see you made it before they started shutting the place down...” Standing before him was Guy Vander Jagt, the keynote speaker, notes held loosely in one hand, a glass of water in the other. He had a similar look of unhappiness of his face.

“Yeah...” Connally looked across the room at the milling hordes of people. They all seemed to be a mixture of exhilarated or miserable, nowhere in between.

“What are you thinking about?” Jagt asked.

“I feel bad for Nancy,” Connally said, “she’s going to have to go out there and keep the delegates from splitting apart.” Jagt nodded and sipped his water.

“Who’s she going to endorse though...that’s the thing. If Ron turns out not to be able to run then we’re going to have to nominate a candidate who got only twenty percent of the primary vote,” he glanced over at Bush, “at best.” Connally nodded, that would invite controversy from all over the place, which would only get worse if they ended up having to resort to a compromise candidate.

“That’s true. Maybe we’ll get Ford again.” Jagt appeared to only be half joking and Connally wasn’t sure whether it would be rude to laugh or not. Before he could make up his mind, the man himself entered the room and nearly everyone turned to look.

“The convention will start at the usual time,” he said calmly, “Nancy will make her endorsement, then Guy will speak and things will properly started.” Connally watched as Jagt eyed a few people in the crowd before nodding, satisfied.

“It’ll probably be Bush.” He said, then excused himself. Connally watched him go, and sighed. He would have preferred Baker, but any nominee would be better than none at this point.


11:41 A.M. Detroit Michigan, July 14, 1980

An X-ray revealed three shards of bone lodged within Ronald Reagan’s brain. The exploratory surgery designed to reduce swelling in the injured man’s brain was swiftly deemed inadequate and expanded in order to remove the bone chips. The surgery was deemed to last for four hours at least, and judging by Reagan’s delayed reaction to sensory input even before the surgery the possibility of brain damage is not ruled out.

The recommendation of a medically induced coma after the surgery remained on the table.


11:43 A.M. Somewhere above the MidWest, July 14, 1980

Nancy Reagan was nearly beside herself with worry. Her hands were shaking and while she was determined not to cry, she felt a deep sense of panic beginning to rise up within her. It had been an hour since she had first heard what had happened, and still she was stuck on a jet plane which seemed to be flying to Detroit all too slowly.

The confines of the fuselage seemed claustrophobic suddenly and though she had accepted a Valium the pill wasn’t having any effect.

Ron was in surgery and would be for the next several hours. Then she would know whether or not he was going to be alright. She hated feeling so helpless and frightened, it made her want to scream. But instead she remained still and listened to the news that was relayed to the plane.

She was expected to endorse a candidate in the event that Ron wasn’t able to run, and the thought of that made the panic feel even worse. Were they really just expecting her to throw everything away, all of the results that she and Ron had earned during the primaries...had all of that been for nothing?

She felt so hurt and confused and angry and scared all at once. And the demands that she endorse somebody...before she even had a chance to see Ron and make sure that he was alright...it made her feel used. They didn’t see her as Ron’s loyal and loving wife of twenty eight years, all she was to them was a political tool, to be used to save their convention from chaos.

She had asked about the possibility of Ron reclaiming his spot. He didn’t need to be at the convention...he just needed to recover soon afterwards. Then everything would be fine. She couldn’t believe the gall of some of Ron’s people in Detroit, demanding that he give up the nomination when he practically had it already. Hot anger began to burn away at the panic and fear within her. It felt good in a really strange sort of way, like she had been given a new purpose to save her husband’s career with.

She would show the turncoats on the ground. She would show them...
 
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